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appleinsider.com wrote: Steve Jobs statue unveiled ahead of installation at Apple's Cupertino HQ

By AppleInsider Staff
Fittingly revealed on his birthday, a bust of Apple cofounder Steve Jobs was unveiled in Belgrade on Monday, with the art piece bound for the company's headquarters in Cupertino, Calif. Spoiler
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A scaled down model of the final obelisk design was unveiled on Monday by famed sculptor Dragan Radenovic, reports Netokracija.

The work, which was selected in a contest with over 10,000 entries, incorporates a bust of Jobs' head mounted on a pillar. Sprouting from the sides of the pillar feature are Cyrillic letters and the numbers 1 and 0, representing the binary numeral system. According to Radenovic, Apple management appreciated the imperfections of the piece over more computer-centric design entries.

The scale model sculpture will be sent to Apple in California for final inspection and, upon approval, Radenovic will craft the final version. Completed, the art piece will stand between three to five meters tall and is to be installed at an unknown location on Apple's Cupertino campus.

Earlier on Monday, Apple CEO Tim Cook posted a pair of tweets containing quotes from Jobs in remembrance of the company cofounder.

Jobs was born on Feb. 24, 1955, in San Francisco, Calif. He passed away in October 2011 after a long fight with cancer.
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That thing won against 10.000 others?! I want to see the alternatives that lost, they must be horribly bad.
How does this thing represent the ideas Steve Jobs stand / stood for?

Take a lifesize bronze statue of Jobs, put an iPhone in his one hand, a stylized Apple Logo in the other and let him take a look at the phone as if in deep thought. Done.
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Is that giant number 1 looking thing in the middle supposed to be his penis?
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He looks like he escaped from a Hellraiser movie.
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General Zod wrote:Is that giant number 1 looking thing in the middle supposed to be his penis?
That makes the positioning of the 0 awkward.

I dunno, the article says that they liked the half-finished avant garde look over more "computer-centric" entries. I'd also like to see some of the runner-ups.
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Accurate way to describe this to others: "Imagine you froze Steve in carbonite, tossed that into a car crusher with a bunch of scrap, then pulled out what was left and mounted it on a podium."
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It looks like it was by the most unrepentant and least self-aware hipster alive, so from that point of view it's a very fitting tribute indeed.
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"To celebrate the life of a man whose company became synonymous with sleek, futuristic aesthetics, here's a lump of cast iron with characters hanging off it."
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Holy shit that is hideous. I could sculpt a better bust than that out of a can of playdough.
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Will they change it a tiny bit each year, too?
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Another reason this statue is shit:

The photo is not representative of what it will actually look like. If it's going to be three to five metres tall, people are going to be at the level of the numbers or maybe the mangled bits, not at the bust. Is Steve Jobs' chin and a bunch of crap really supposed to be the focal point of the piece?
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If it's really 5 m tall, then the head will be barely twice life size. And high up. Focal point would be his nostrils.
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LaCroix wrote:Will they change it a tiny bit each year, too?
Comments like this make me long for an Arch Rival-esque 'like' button. That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
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Is it going to be build on a foundation of millions of dead Chinese laborers?
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tezunegari wrote:Take a lifesize bronze statue of Jobs, put an iPhone in his one hand, a stylized Apple Logo in the other and let him take a look at the phone as if in deep thought. Done.
Read, equivalent of 3D rutting ground with stag? :wink:
How does this thing represent the ideas Steve Jobs stand / stood for?
Oh, that's easy: they picked based on author's name. Exactly what Jobs fanatics did :lol:
Grumman wrote:"To celebrate the life of a man whose company became synonymous with sleek, futuristic aesthetics, here's a lump of cast iron with characters hanging off it."
You know, I sort of don't get the outrage, but then again, Central Europe is full of similar crap. Raw iron and roughness of texture is supposed to be symbolic, or something. Observe:

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You know, this statue is the best representation of Apple design process and their entire company I have seen yet.
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So what's the significance of the Cyrillic letters supposed to be?
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Irbis wrote:You know, I sort of don't get the outrage, but then again, Central Europe is full of similar crap. Raw iron and roughness of texture is supposed to be symbolic, or something.
I thought that was a Socialist Realism thing.
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RogueIce wrote:So what's the significance of the Cyrillic letters supposed to be?
Serbian artist would be my guess?
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I hope that when Gates dies, he has in his will, "Donate remaining fortune to various charities and DON'T BUILD ME A FUCKING STATUE!"
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I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking WTF when I first saw the statue. :wtf:
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Irbis wrote:
Grumman wrote:"To celebrate the life of a man whose company became synonymous with sleek, futuristic aesthetics, here's a lump of cast iron with characters hanging off it."
You know, I sort of don't get the outrage, but then again, Central Europe is full of similar crap. Raw iron and roughness of texture is supposed to be symbolic, or something.
But not symbolic of Steve Jobs.
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Irbis, its not the "raw iron and roughness of texture" look that people are taking issue with. It's all the other crap present. Keep the bust, and lose everything that makes it look like a totem pole out of a Hellraiser movie and I doubt people would care.
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Irbis wrote:
RogueIce wrote:So what's the significance of the Cyrillic letters supposed to be?
Serbian artist would be my guess?
That was my guess, although that seems a little vain to have something in there that says "yes this was made in Serbia" as a prominent feature. I guess I was wondering what the letters would loosely translate to English as? A SJ for Steve Jobs? Cyrillic 1 and 0? The sculptor's initials as an oversized signature?
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RogueIce wrote: I guess I was wondering what the letters would loosely translate to English as?
My russian is quite rusty but the kyrilic letters should be р = "r" and Э = "JE".

So the statue could read: "R JE 0 | 1" (Are you Zero or One).
Or "JE R 1 | 0" (You are One or Zero -> You are someone or nobody?)
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