Number 1 versus number 2

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Which toilet adventure is best served late?

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Number 1 versus number 2

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which feels better after having to hold it in for ages?
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a piss definately... a matured log doesnt really feel that good having got rid of it
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i dunno, i mean, there is definately a good deal of ecstatic weakness after a good yuletime log.
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I'm going to cite this thread as evidence we need a separate politics forum.
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*Chokes*


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Come to think of it, i'll vote for number one. And yes, we do need a politics forum...
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WTF?!

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What the hell? I don't get it. Tell us, please. As for the politics forum, threads such as this don't appear that often.
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Well, considering most people have more experience with holding #1...
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Post by Sriad »

I've gotta say the feel of droppin' a load after I've been holding it in for ten minutes out jogging looking despratly for a bathroom is similar to what Nirvana must be like. If I had to potty I'd find a convenient shrubbery or something.

One thing to consider is the actual holding part. #2 feels nasty but is holdable, wheras #1 seems always on the verge of poping out, so one can get a lot more #2 built up...
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Come on, there's a reason anal feels good.

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:What the hell? I don't get it. Tell us, please. As for the politics forum, threads such as this don't appear that often.
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Pissing after holding it in for awhile feels like an orgasm sometimes.. :D
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Though, now that I think about it, piss shiver can be rather pleasurable.
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XaLEv wrote:Though, now that I think about it, piss shiver can be rather pleasurable.
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Post by Vympel »

Ugh. Ugh.

No 1.
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Post by Robert Treder »

I'd have to say number one. Pinching a loaf is relieving, but then you have to wipe, and that's a pain in the ass (pun INTENDED!).

Pissing is relieving AND easy. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Oh, and I'm a little confused on the poll options. I take it "Doctor Hiss" is piss? Then why is it number two on the poll?
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