Shrubby Speaks

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-17 08:02pm

Shrubby's just told Saddam to get out of town--errr, Iraq--in 48 hours or Shrubby will come out shooting.

Yep, the whole world works like the Wild West...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-17 08:03pm

Oh, fucking hooray.

JUST what I was looking forward to to make my day...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-17 08:03pm

Showdown at high noon or sundown

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-17 08:04pm

He also advised Iraqi soldiers not to fight for Saddam because he leads a dying regime. Too bad they aren't watching.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-17 08:05pm

"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people"

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-17 08:05pm

Enlightenment wrote:Shrubby's just told Saddam to get out of town--errr, Iraq--in 48 hours or Shrubby will come out shooting.

Yep, the whole world works like the Wild West...

I'm still in favor of a dual to settle the whole thing, but with aircraft. Each gets the best there country has to offer. So former fighter pilot Bush gets an F-22, while no formal military training Saddam gets an MiG-29.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-03-17 08:06pm

That was pretty hilarious speach by Bush.

Some of the things he said were so hypocritical it wasn't funny.

Others were lies so blatant I laughed my ass off.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-03-17 08:07pm

All right Ted List Em...

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-17 08:07pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm still in favor of a dual to settle the whole thing, but with aircraft. Each gets the best there country has to offer. So former fighter pilot Bush gets an F-22, while no formal military training Saddam gets an MiG-29.

I'll go for that. Much better for two madman to kill eachother than for 10,000+ to get killed in a duel-by-proxy.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-17 08:08pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:He also advised Iraqi soldiers not to fight for Saddam because he leads a dying regime. Too bad they aren't watching.

I think they heard and they might still follow Saddam`s crusade against the great satan.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-03-17 08:08pm

I'm waiting for him to goof up... You forgot he included Saddam's sons too.

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-03-17 08:10pm

Great now begins Ted's U.S. bashing. Sigh

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-03-17 08:12pm

Exonerate wrote:I'm waiting for him to goof up... You forgot he included Saddam's sons too.

He demanded that Saddam and his sons leave Iraq. Plus, I think that soldiers would interpret an order from either of Saddam's sons as the same as an order from Saddam.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-03-17 08:13pm

The BBC has an utterly priceless picture of Shrubby on the story page:

Is that really the look of someone you'd want to trust with anything more than a blunt crayon let alone 3000 nuclear weapons?

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-17 08:14pm

We don't know if US officials gave a similar message to the Hussein family before Bush spoke on national TV.

Also, US aircraft have been dropping fliers urging the Iraqi soldiers not to fight for Saddam.

Small suggestion for everyone: I say we just ignore Ted and Enlightment. Nothing's going to convince them anyway.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-17 08:16pm

About damn time!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-03-17 08:16pm

Well, at least we'll get it over with soon...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-17 08:19pm

fgalkin wrote:"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people"

Why not? Saddam did it before and ultimately that oil will be paying for a good chunk of the rebuilding. Not to mention it'd fuck the ecosystem all to hell as well.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-03-17 08:20pm

Enlightenment wrote:The BBC has an utterly priceless picture of Shrubby on the story page:

Is that really the look of someone you'd want to trust with anything more than a blunt crayon let alone 3000 nuclear weapons?

I'd trust him. He's an evil bastard. 1 US Death for a 1000 Iraqis any bet takers?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-17 08:22pm

Stormbringer wrote:
fgalkin wrote:"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people"
Why not? Saddam did it before and ultimately that oil will be paying for a good chunk of the rebuilding. Not to mention it'd fuck the ecosystem all to hell as well.

The "oil is property of Iraqi people" is ridiculous.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-03-17 08:23pm

The oil revenues haven't been going to the Iraqi people Now!! We have had this disscussion The revenue (upwards of 20billion a year) will go to rebuild the country..

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-17 08:24pm

Stormbringer wrote:
fgalkin wrote:"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people"
Why not? Saddam did it before and ultimately that oil will be paying for a good chunk of the rebuilding. Not to mention it'd fuck the ecosystem all to hell as well.

The "oil is property of Iraqi people" is ridiculous.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-17 08:24pm

fgalkin wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
fgalkin wrote:"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people"
Why not? Saddam did it before and ultimately that oil will be paying for a good chunk of the rebuilding. Not to mention it'd fuck the ecosystem all to hell as well.
The "oil is property of Iraqi people" is ridiculous.

It's under their country so there for it's their oil. Why is that so ridiculous?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-17 08:26pm

fgalkin wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
fgalkin wrote:"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people"
Why not? Saddam did it before and ultimately that oil will be paying for a good chunk of the rebuilding. Not to mention it'd fuck the ecosystem all to hell as well.
The "oil is property of Iraqi people" is ridiculous.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

If the oil in Iraq is the property of Iraqi people i guess the oil in Texas is the property of all American people.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-17 08:28pm

Stormbringer wrote:
fgalkin wrote:"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people"
Why not? Saddam did it before and ultimately that oil will be paying for a good chunk of the rebuilding. Not to mention it'd fuck the ecosystem all to hell as well.

The "oil is property of Iraqi people" is ridiculous.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

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