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I'm sorry, guys, but this really frightens me. My dad's on the Nimitz, and the Nimitz is out to sea. If I don't seem up to talking much, you know why, now.
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Why is the oil belongs to the Iraqi people ridiculous???? :?
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fgalkin wrote:
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fgalkin wrote:"[addressing Saddam's soldiers] Do not destroy oil wells as they are the source of wealth of the Iraqi people" :roll:
Why not? Saddam did it before and ultimately that oil will be paying for a good chunk of the rebuilding. Not to mention it'd fuck the ecosystem all to hell as well.
The "oil is property of Iraqi people" is ridiculous.

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Sr.mal wrote:Great tatic repeat the same damn thing THREE times in a row.
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Sr.mal wrote:Great now begins Ted's U.S. bashing. Sigh :roll:
No, idiot, I was bashing the US at all.
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At last...

The Grand Army of the Republic will sweep in from the south, crushing the Iraqi army beneath it's boot...

Nothing can save Saddam now...
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verilon wrote:I'm sorry, guys, but this really frightens me. My dad's on the Nimitz, and the Nimitz is out to sea. If I don't seem up to talking much, you know why, now.
Unless he flies mision, but he's probably too old, right? If he isn't he will be fine. Unless the Iraqi's have Patriot missles out of the ass the Nimitiz is safe.
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verilon wrote:I'm sorry, guys, but this really frightens me. My dad's on the Nimitz, and the Nimitz is out to sea. If I don't seem up to talking much, you know why, now.
Is he flying a plane stationed on the Nimitz or is he a navy personnel aboard the Nimitz?


I doubt the carriers will receive much, if any, enemy fire during the battle.
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He's an enlisted officer. He's 41, CPO, MM1. I know that carriers won't get too much flack, but I worry still. It's my family, as much as I can't stand him, or all the stuf he's denied me and put me through.
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I hope he makes it through ok.
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I'd say 1000 to 1 is probably a fair estimation unless we get bogged down fighting in cities or suicide bombers are particularly effective.

Bush's speech was...interesting at least. It's kind of disturbing that he can be so charismatic about this; if I were less familiar with the issues I'd be totally convinced that a war is the right thing, and that it's great that we're holding people without trial based on secret evidence and expelling Americans for alledged ties with Iraqi intelligence.
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verilon wrote:He's an enlisted officer. He's 41, CPO, MM1. I know that carriers won't get too much flack, but I worry still. It's my family, as much as I can't stand him, or all the stuf he's denied me and put me through.
Iraq isn't likely to get anywhere near our carriers. They're protected more than any ship in the fleet and they're not likely to get anything near them
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Stormbringer wrote:
verilon wrote:He's an enlisted officer. He's 41, CPO, MM1. I know that carriers won't get too much flack, but I worry still. It's my family, as much as I can't stand him, or all the stuf he's denied me and put me through.
Iraq isn't likely to get anywhere near our carriers. They're protected more than any ship in the fleet and they're not likely to get anything near them
Don`t forget the other arab countries many of their citizen think Saddam is not evil :shock:
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"So in conclusion, Saddam, you have 48 hours to get out of Iraq. Oh, and Happy St. Patty's Day!"
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Durandal wrote:"So in conclusion, Saddam, you have 48 hours to get out of Iraq. Oh, and Happy St. Patty's Day!"
That pisses me off beyond all belief.
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verilon wrote:
Durandal wrote:"So in conclusion, Saddam, you have 48 hours to get out of Iraq. Oh, and Happy St. Patty's Day!"
That pisses me off beyond all belief.
Why?
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Montcalm wrote:Don`t forget the other arab countries many of their citizen think Saddam is not evil :shock:
Uhh, no. If one talks to the average Arab they're fully aware that Saddam is a vicious thug. The average Arab backs Saddam merely because they happen to hate the US more than they hate Saddam.

Think about that for a few minutes.
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Montcalm wrote:
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verilon wrote:He's an enlisted officer. He's 41, CPO, MM1. I know that carriers won't get too much flack, but I worry still. It's my family, as much as I can't stand him, or all the stuf he's denied me and put me through.
Iraq isn't likely to get anywhere near our carriers. They're protected more than any ship in the fleet and they're not likely to get anything near them
Don`t forget the other arab countries many of their citizen think Saddam is not evil :shock:
Doesn't matter. I highly doubt they'll let anyone at all near those babies.
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Durandal wrote:Why?
For Chrissakes! Why Jesus. Q. Fucking Christ's name would you want to end a speech on war, by blaspheming the name of Saint Motherfucking Patrick in such a way! Fucking HELL! I mean, look. Saint Patrick was a reputable man of his time - hence the fucking sainthood - and so now I can't be pissed off because he says, "Oh, and Happy St. Paddy's Day" at the end of the fucking speech!? I mean, Holy Fucking Bloody Mary!! That's a fucking AFTERTHOUGHT!! In all logic and sense, he could have STARTED the speech with "First of all, Happy St. Paddy's Day," no? But NO! He fucking ended it with that!!! ARUGH!!



Afterthought of mine own: If that makes it into the FUQ, I would NOT be surprised...
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Durandal wrote:Why?
For Chrissakes! Why Jesus. Q. Fucking Christ's name would you want to end a speech on war, by blaspheming the name of Saint Motherfucking Patrick in such a way! Fucking HELL! I mean, look. Saint Patrick was a reputable man of his time - hence the fucking sainthood - and so now I can't be pissed off because he says, "Oh, and Happy St. Paddy's Day" at the end of the fucking speech!? I mean, Holy Fucking Bloody Mary!! That's a fucking AFTERTHOUGHT!! In all logic and sense, he could have STARTED the speech with "First of all, Happy St. Paddy's Day," no? But NO! He fucking ended it with that!!! ARUGH!!

Afterthought of mine own: If that makes it into the FUQ, I would NOT be surprised...
Dude ... that's not what he said. That was me making fun of the situation.
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Durandal wrote:
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Durandal wrote:Why?
For Chrissakes! Why Jesus. Q. Fucking Christ's name would you want to end a speech on war, by blaspheming the name of Saint Motherfucking Patrick in such a way! Fucking HELL! I mean, look. Saint Patrick was a reputable man of his time - hence the fucking sainthood - and so now I can't be pissed off because he says, "Oh, and Happy St. Paddy's Day" at the end of the fucking speech!? I mean, Holy Fucking Bloody Mary!! That's a fucking AFTERTHOUGHT!! In all logic and sense, he could have STARTED the speech with "First of all, Happy St. Paddy's Day," no? But NO! He fucking ended it with that!!! ARUGH!!

Afterthought of mine own: If that makes it into the FUQ, I would NOT be surprised...
Dude ... that's not what he said. That was me making fun of the situation.
And I'm a bit tense... sorry for the ouburst.
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Enlightenment wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Don`t forget the other arab countries many of their citizen think Saddam is not evil :shock:
Uhh, no. If one talks to the average Arab they're fully aware that Saddam is a vicious thug. The average Arab backs Saddam merely because they happen to hate the US more than they hate Saddam.

Think about that for a few minutes.
government propaganda works wonders. Say what you will about US press bias, they ARE the one of the most free presses in the world. A helluva lot freer than the Middle Eastern press, anyways.

Seriously though, how many people in the ME would you say have a good idea and understanding of what life is like in the United States? I would say outside of Israel, that number wouldn't be very high.

Americans are generally pretty ignorant about the way of life in other countries, and alot of people outside the US don't really understand what life in the US is like as well. I think that ignorance works both ways, and sets the stage for misunderstandings.
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DAMMIT. The double post demon has struck again.
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verilon wrote:He's an enlisted officer. He's 41, CPO, MM1. I know that carriers won't get too much flack, but I worry still. It's my family, as much as I can't stand him, or all the stuf he's denied me and put me through.
A US carrier hasn't be hit in action since 1945, and there has not be a major accident since 1967. As I recall, Nimitz is steaming to Korea anyway. Neither Iraq nor North Korea have much of any anti shipping capability. And what they do have is a couple generations out of date.
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