We're not really "invading," mind you...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-17 11:14pm

Something I found on Slashdot earlier today, got a small chuckle on it from SB.

PRESIDENT BUSH AGREES TO MORE INSPECTORS (AP) Washington DC 4:00 PM (EST),

President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq.

The President has announced that as of today, he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq. We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq. The additional inspectors will include:

- 24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division

- 15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault)

- 15,000 members of the 82d Airborne Division

- More than 5,000 members of the 4th armored division with their "M1-A1 all-terrain vehicles"

- Additional U.S. Army personnel, as needed for inspections

- A variety of U.S. Air Force personnel for aerial recon missions and other "surveillance" activities.

- A significant number of United States Marines to aid with inspections

- United States Coast Guard personnel to inspect coastlines

- An undisclosed number of Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals, Recon Marines, Delta Force, and other:

- Special Operations personnel to inspect Iraqi "hide-aways"

- MOAB and Daisy-Cutter bunker access devices

- Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.

_The President stated: "With these additional resources, the inspections should be completed in a few weeks (not months -- not years)."

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-17 11:17pm

I like that one

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-17 11:18pm

Haha!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-17 11:23pm

What a relief its just more inspectors

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-03-17 11:23pm

Anyone know where I can get one of those 'M1-A1 all terrain vehicles'?;)

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-17 11:28pm

made me laugh out loud.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-17 11:37pm

And remember folks, it's the truth . . . from a certain point of view.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-17 11:43pm

Now we just mail that to Chirac and everything is settled.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-03-17 11:48pm

I thought it was M1A2 all terrain vehicles...

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-03-17 11:48pm

Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-03-17 11:49pm

That was too funny!

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-17 11:51pm

Kintaro wrote:Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?

If you didn't get it the first time, it's a joke.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-17 11:56pm

They were dead when we got here. Really. We are inspectors. Of corpses. Shut up! Stupid Poparotzo! <---- Simpsons reference, by the way

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-18 12:01am

Hehe. So that's what our budget is used for. Inspections.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-18 12:02am

Kintaro wrote:Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident?

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-03-18 12:15am

Apparently, it was lost when a chimp in zoo pulled the whoopy cushion joke on me. And then afterwords monkeys came flying out of my ass.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-18 12:17am

Kintaro wrote:Apparently, it was lost when a chimp in zoo pulled the whoopy cushion joke on me. And then afterwords monkeys came flying out of my ass.

What were monkeys doing up your ass to begin with?

Kintaro · Post by **Kintaro** » 2003-03-18 12:19am

Uh, it was part of a part of a porno I was filming earlier that day.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-03-18 12:20am

Kintaro wrote:Who the fuck does he think he's fooling?

teehee

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-03-18 12:21am

Oh lord... that's the best war satire article I've seen... well, for at least a good month.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-18 01:03am

ROTFLMAO.

That's good. Lots and lots of inspectors with heavy inspecting equipment.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-03-18 01:58am

LMAO!

Some funny shit.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-18 02:07am

L

L!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-03-18 02:23am

'Bunker Access Devices'

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-18 01:30pm

Tell that to Europe: We're not invading them, we're just using military action for inspections. It will probably turn up more than some guys going around the country in UN vans looking for the weapons.