Which enemy of Christianity are you?

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Which enemy of Christianity are you?

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Atheist
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Atheist. Was there a doubt?
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I got "whatever", or apathetic... ah... whatever:

Q. How would you describe your relationship with the supernatural?
A. Whatever..


Q. How do you usually spend your Sundays?
A. Washing the car, buying the paper, watching the game...why?


Q. Why do terrible things happen?
A. "Terrible" is rather subjective.


Q. How do you feel about pre-marital sex?
A. What exactly is wrong with that?


Q. Are you afraid of God?
A. What God is there to fear?


Q. What is your motivation?
A. I just want to lead a normal life.


Q. What came first? The Chicken, or the Egg?
A. The egg, whatever laid the egg was not quite a chicken.


Q. How do you feel about abortions?
A. Sometimes it's for the best...


Q. What is the Meaning Of Life?
A. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter.


Q. What is likely to be the first thing you hear after death?
A. ...
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

I am ..... Nothing???

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However, technically I'm an atheist.
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Philosopher/scientist, which actually kinda surprised me.
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Atheist. Big shock there.
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Hmmm, I'm a scientist/philosopher. Neat, :)

But I do like the atheist's picture more.
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*shrug* What ever. :?
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Sienthal wrote:Hmmm, I'm a scientist/philosopher. Neat, :)

But I do like the atheist's picture more.
I know, it looks like we atheists are in the matrix or something. :D
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Their definition of athiest is messed up.
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Atheist.
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Atheist. Dur.

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I scored....athiest. :?
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"Bring on the virgins?!?!!" Bwahahahahah! :lol:
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Stravo wrote:I scored....athiest. :?
That test is screwy. It bases your answers depending on how much of a certain type of answer you selected. If you selected six Atheist answers, you'll be classified as Atheist, etc.
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Zaia wrote:"Bring on the virgins?!?!!" Bwahahahahah! :lol:
I wanted that one!
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I scored....athiest. :?
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Dalton wrote:That test is screwy. It bases your answers depending on how much of a certain type of answer you selected. If you selected six Atheist answers, you'll be classified as Atheist, etc.
Um...isn't that normally how these kinds of quizzes work?
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Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:That test is screwy. It bases your answers depending on how much of a certain type of answer you selected. If you selected six Atheist answers, you'll be classified as Atheist, etc.
Um...isn't that normally how these kinds of quizzes work?
Yeah, JavaScript quizzes do. The more advanced ones I think use more of an algorithmic method with CGI.
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I'm nothing. zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Neat.
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