Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?

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Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?

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http://maddox.xmission.com/tictacs.html

This is the most amusing thing I've read in a while. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I like this quote:
People agree: this test is credible and objective.
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I wonder which nitwits flamed him for attacking Bush. Probably the ones who couldn't construct a solid argument with a cement truck and a Teamsters crew.
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Post by Hamel »

Total votes: 884

Bush: 219 votes
24%
Tic-Tacs: 665 votes

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"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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So that I am at least consistant today.....

He failed to prove his point. That web page is full of logical fallacies. He failed to link success in the breath mint industry with presidential ability.





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Boy, you get Tic-Tacs in SIX flavors over there?

No wonder the poor countries perceive America as fat and spoiled. It's hard enough to get two flavors over here :wink:
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Hameru wrote: Image
is it just me, or does Cretien look like he's ripping a massive beer fart?
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Dunno

for some reason that pic just gets me off
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Mmmmm. Spearmint.
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Hameru wrote:Dunno

for some reason that pic just gets me off
it's funny as hell...should change the caption to something like "Whew! that last one burned a hole right through the seat!"
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Post by Hamel »

it's fun to speculate what they're laughing at


let's speculate yo
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Zoink wrote:So that I am at least consistant today.....

He failed to prove his point. That web page is full of logical fallacies. He failed to link success in the breath mint industry with presidential ability.





..... ;)
You were expexting a logical argument from Maddox?

Anyway, I have a small nitpick. "Jeb" isn't actually his real name, it's short for "John Ellis Bush", I believe.
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