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This has been around for a while, but it's still amusing...

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makes a good point. -sends to religious fam-
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Hmmm.

"Condemn the humans and their descendants to a life of pain and hardship, as well as an eternity in Hell after death, and allow Lucifer to go free until Judgement Day."

Anybody see the irony in this? :D
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The ending quote is going right into my sig. :mrgreen: It expresses exactly what my feelings are on omnipotence.
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I wonder if you can sue God in civil court for being a deadbeat deity.


Next on Judge Judy. :D
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Hmm, God Simulator, would that not be Black and White?
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Funny, every time I chose the option I liked best I had to restart. I wonder what that could mean......
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Temjin wrote:Funny, every time I chose the option I liked best I had to restart. I wonder what that could mean......
You clearly don not understand the ways of a benevolent god as defined by christians.
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Ted C wrote:This has been around for a while, but it's still amusing...

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Populous has been out for a long time, and others would argue that The Sims simulates diety.
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jegs2 wrote: Populous has been out for a long time, and others would argue that The Sims simulates diety.
Actraiser is better.
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Baron Mordo wrote:
jegs2 wrote: Populous has been out for a long time, and others would argue that The Sims simulates diety.
Actraiser is better.
In no small part because Yuzo Koshiro's music work is simply astounding. You should look into finding the ActRaiser Symphonic Suite.
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Baron Mordo wrote:
jegs2 wrote:Populous has been out for a long time, and others would argue that The Sims simulates diety.
Actraiser is better.
I loved that game. Thanks for the reminder, I had forgotten all about it, I think I have for a SNES emulator... <go's to rummage through the big pile of CD in the corner opposite to the big pile of books>
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Post by Sektor31 »

Well, the site is changed now.

Hacked?
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No, apparently the writer is emigrating to greener, less imperialistic pastures.
Good for him :)
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Been posted and so:

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