Elizabeth Smart's kidnappers charged with rape

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-18 01:59pm

The District Attorney of Salt Lake City is holding a news conference right now. Among other things, Mitchell is getting charged with rape, attempted rape, and aggrivated sexual assault. There will be much anal plundering on Mr. Mitchell's cellblock tonight, methinks.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-18 02:00pm

I think that the Salk lake City government is morally obligated to provide its inmates with lube for the gangbang.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-03-18 02:01pm

I'm sure he'll be under protective custody.

But I guess this cinches it. That poor girl, bastard. Now if only he could be raped repeatedly for nine months by some hairy smelly beast of a man then MAYBE it MIGHT begin to make me feel liek some justice was done.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-18 03:11pm

Stravo wrote:I'm sure he'll be under protective custody.

But I guess this cinches it. That poor girl, bastard. Now if only he could be raped repeatedly for nine months by some hairy smelly beast of a man then MAYBE it MIGHT begin to make me feel liek some justice was done.

Replace 9 months with 49 years and I'm happy. Rapists should get life or at least several decades minimal. Shits have something like a 70% reoffense rate.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-03-18 03:15pm

He'll probably be in solitary until his trial. Wouldn't want to have any charges of mistreatmeant or guard indifference (while fellow prisoners rape the fucker). But worry not, he will get plenty of Bubba-love after his trial.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-18 03:46pm

yeah, call me when his cell mate is charged with multiple counts of aggrivated sodomy....

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-03-18 03:47pm

Stick a feather up his ass and call it noodleroni

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-18 03:51pm

Give him a handjob with a sandpaper glove.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-18 03:57pm

Darth Wong wrote:Give him a handjob with a sandpaper glove.

*cringe! you know Wong, you can't poke out the mind's eye..thanks.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-03-18 04:01pm

Too bad we can't just have a good old fashioned stoning.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-18 04:03pm

Hey Durran Korr, handing out lube would be more mercy than that piece of shit deserves. Dry fuck 'im, maybe every time he farts and shits his pants he'll cry. That would almost be justice.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-18 04:08pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Too bad we can't just have a good old fashioned stoning.

yeah! now thats just something you don't see anymore.
"round up the townsfolk Jethro! we gonna have ourselfs a good old fashoned stonin'!"

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-03-18 04:11pm

You know, I can almost see this poor girl go goth and become a false pagan. After all, GOD, the same one her family worships so much, told this creepy idiot to take another wife and obviously told him to sexually assault her as well. Says a lot about her diety, doesn't it?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-18 04:12pm

Prison inmates tend to have a very dim view of kidnapping and child rape.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-18 04:17pm

I have corraboration.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/03/18/smart.case/index.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,81432,00.html

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-03-18 04:23pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:You know, I can almost see this poor girl go goth and become a false pagan. After all, GOD, the same one her family worships so much, told this creepy idiot to take another wife and obviously told him to sexually assault her as well. Says a lot about her diety, doesn't it?

I would hope that she could grasp the fact that he's probably just insane.

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2003-03-18 04:29pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Stravo wrote:I'm sure he'll be under protective custody.

But I guess this cinches it. That poor girl, bastard. Now if only he could be raped repeatedly for nine months by some hairy smelly beast of a man then MAYBE it MIGHT begin to make me feel liek some justice was done.
Replace 9 months with 49 years and I'm happy. Rapists should get life or at least several decades minimal. Shits have something like a 70% reoffense rate.

Their is only one punishment suitable for any rapist. Castration.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-18 04:32pm

Howedar wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:You know, I can almost see this poor girl go goth and become a false pagan. After all, GOD, the same one her family worships so much, told this creepy idiot to take another wife and obviously told him to sexually assault her as well. Says a lot about her diety, doesn't it?
I would hope that she could grasp the fact that he's probably just insane.

It still leaves her with:

1. God let it happen.

2. God wanted it to happen.

3. God doesn't give a fuck.

4. God doesn't exist.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-03-18 04:34pm

neoolong wrote: It still leaves her with:

1. God let it happen.

2. God wanted it to happen.

3. God doesn't give a fuck.

4. God doesn't exist.

Bingo.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-03-18 05:16pm

neoolong wrote:It still leaves her with:

1. God let it happen.

2. God wanted it to happen.

3. God doesn't give a fuck.

4. God doesn't exist.

5. God isn't omnipotent after all.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-03-18 05:26pm

So much for victim's anonymity rights...

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-03-18 05:27pm

phongn wrote:Prison inmates tend to have a very dim view of kidnapping and child rape.

They will have to move him to a solitary or super-max facility, if he doesn't go straight there from his trial. Even thieves and killers have their own code of ethics and child rapists don't survive very long in the general population. My dad works for the Westville Super-Max in Westville IN, and about 60% of their inmates are child molesters and snitches who would only survive for about 5mins in the general population.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-03-18 05:30pm

phongn wrote:Prison inmates tend to have a very dim view of kidnapping and child rape.

They will have to move him to a solitary or super-max facility, if he doesn't go straight there from his trial. Even thieves and killers have their own code of ethics and child rapists don't survive very long in the general population. My dad works for the Westville Super-Max in Westville IN, and about 60% of their inmates are child molesters and snitches who would only survive for about 5mins in the general population.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-03-18 05:40pm

How about a hydrochloric acid enema? I'm not sure the sandpaper glove handjob will be enough.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-18 07:30pm

innerbrat wrote:So much for victim's anonymity rights...

Constitutionally, the charges brought against the kidnappers have to be made public. They didn't come out and say she was raped, but the fact that Mitchell is being charged with rape is a matter of public record by law, and obviously, if he's being charged with it, the DA's office thinks it happened.