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USS Stiletto
Modified Type-209 Submarine
January 4, 2014
A While Later
Field Officer Righteous Bear observed as Junior Field Officer Alarieléte, tallest person on the boat, stepped carefully through the hatchway into his cabin. Pale like most who lived in the south, far from the equator, hair shading from the normal black into a touch of brown, though little of that was visible under her helmet. The South Vales woman cut an unusual figure even outside the confines of a submarine.
Inside those confines... well. She wore a helmet.
She'd borne it in good cheer when an unidentified member of the crew stole the helmet in her sleep and chalked seventeen tally marks, one for each time she'd hit her head on a hatchway since being assigned to
Stiletto.
Bear was aware that most suspected Able Seawoman
1... who was in turn the shortest person on the boat, the XO overtopping her by nearly fifty centimeters. None commented, and Alarieléte bore it in good cheer, even adding additional marks as the weeks rolled past. There were a lot of them, these days.
1[Yes, that is her
name, not her rank. She was promoted to Petty Officer Third Class because Able Seawoman Able Seawoman is just too silly for the XO. And the captain. -SJ]
The South Vales woman worked her way around the door and closed it behind her with the studied care of a long-limbed person who'd made a career of working in tight spaces without bumping into things or people. Bear sat on the bed.
Alarieléte sniffed at the aroma from the electric samovar, then smiled. "Fayalin tea, sir?"
"What, you think you're the only one who likes it now and then? Help yourself."
She poured herself a cup, then nodded to him and poured one for him, too. He stared into the teacup for a moment, then spoke. "I don't know if you know this, but when their boat pinged us, we had a glitch in the towed array. I thought the noise had fried it for a minute- was half tempted to change course and bludgeon them with it."
"You didn't." It was a serene, toneless declaration.
"Among other concerns, Rose... I imagined the look on your face." He snorted.
She smiled, the almost-rawboned features of a border highlander folding into a wide grin. "Profoundly unnatural, this lurking about under the sea..." the South Vales woman sipped her tea. "But women, we are good at
waiting."
"I'd hoped we could get them to ping us again by playing fat, dumb, and happy, but they're not actually that stupid, more's the pity. How are the analysis teams doing?"
"I do believe we've learned a few more things about that sonar type, sir. Orion, and they've patched their software again. We'll probably need the computers back at base to make the most of it... but it was well worth the ringing." She frowned, eyes darting her voice slipping into an accented lilt. "Sir, it this one bothers. What they the submariners
teach, out Orion way? Belike, watching little girls over-toy squabble..." Rose took a deeper drink of her tea- not a sip, this time, then shook her head and cleared her throat.
Fortunately, Bear wasn't a stickler for grammar, and could follow South-Vales dialect nine times out of ten. "Don't worry. They may be undisciplined like a bunch of fighter jocks in a tin can, but that doesn't mean they're going to start a war for entertainment. Anyway, if it's an Orion submarine, it's a nuclear boat, which means long endurance."
"Yes? I'm listening."
"That ties into the only explanation I can think of for how they knew where we were. We were a hole in the sea for a day and a half before we touched off the diesels. If they were within ten kilometers of our position after all that time..."
She frowned. "
They've been here the whole time. They must have heard us coming in, and snuck close at a few kilometers per hour."
"Yes. Which means they were floating not
that far off our territorial waters, looking for someone to jump out from behind a bush and shout "boo!" at. Are you with me, so far?"
"Yes. And... a suggestion, captain?"
"Fire."
"I recommend we stream the LF antenna and call fleet headquarters."
Bear grinned. "Let's do something like that. Anything else?"
"No, sir."
"Well then, carry on, Junior Field Officer." Alarieléte turned to step through the hatch.
"Look out-"
*WHAAANG*
Okay, make that fifty-six tally marks on her helmet...
USS Skylark
Off the Umerian Coast
January 4, 2014
The sixty thousand ton carrier motored gently through the seas at the edge of Umeria's economic exclusion zone, steaming in circles, her turbines driving her along at a leisurely twenty kilometers an hour.
Admiral Resilient Crane read the message.
"Hm. Really? An Orion nuclear attack submarine, and they went
active? Aren't squids not supposed to do that?"
"So I'm given to understand, sir."
"Well, then, let us undertake to teach the Orions a few lessons about dignified action and proper deportment. Tell Captain Combat-Ignorance to launch Ospreys
2 loaded with sensors, detach
Courageous and
Industrious to go run antisubmarine warfare drills on that patch of sea... and inform the Rhenisch battlegroup that we're worried a 'pirate submarine' is operating near them. Offer to cooperate in localizing them, in the interests of maintaining the security of international waters in time of crisis."
The staff officer grinned. "Yes, sir!"
"But don't shoot first. Let's ask some questions, like good schoolmasters."
2[No, not the V-22 tilt-rotor, the Umerian antisubmarine warfare tiltrotor. -SJ]
RONS Spectre
Off the Champan Coast
January 5, 2014
Middle of the Goddamn Night
"Sir, I'm picking up a splash in the water, I think it's another sonobuoy... or, wait, oh Godlessness are they
dipping the sonar in the water off the helicopter this time?"
"Oh balls, not again..."
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