Coal Rollers - Toxic Manbaby Love

[FSTargetDrone]

Nothing but class.

[InsaneTD]

real men eat steaks while driving gas-guzzling SUVs and getting blow jobs.

Huh...I'm two out of three. What does that make me?

Huh, I've only got one from that list. Love a good steak.

[Ultonius]

Obviously, the proper response to this is for Prius owners to start mounting Tesla coils on top of their cars and turn them on if someone starts 'rolling coal' at them.

[InsaneTD]

Directed EMP might be more fun. All the electronics on the truck, plus their phone would be dead too. They'd be stranded.

[Iroscato]

Directed EMP might be more fun. All the electronics on the truck, plus their phone would be dead too. They'd be stranded.

So basically, this is the first step to open tactical warfare on the roads? Sigh...
Only in America.

[madd0ct0r]

how to do that?

overlaod a capacitor with a satetlite dish behind it to send the shockwave out?

[Darth Tanner]

So you get a smile from a girl in a bikini while videoing her (instead of a slap) and their response is to throw shit in her face.

Humanity how I do despair.

Perhaps a few hefty lawsuits and a nice bit of legislation will calm these dick-waving morons down a bit.

Why wouldn't that be attempted murder? If I throw paint through over your windscreen and you crash and die I'm going to prison.

[Borgholio]

So you get a smile from a girl in a bikini while videoing her (instead of a slap) and their response is to throw shit in her face.

Wait, what?

[Darth Tanner]

So you get a smile from a girl in a bikini while videoing her (instead of a slap) and their response is to throw shit in her face.

Wait, what?

Apologies that was regards FSTargetDrones video above - shit = fumes.

[Raw Shark]

I've got to agree here. That girl reacted in a totally non-hostile manner to a couple of douchebags filming her (let's be frank, unobjectionable) body from a truck, and got smoked anyway. What kind of desperate, tiny-dicked assholes do they have to be to do that? The most severe kind, obviously. Fuck them in the mouth.

[Purple]

Maybe it's because I am not 50 yet. But am I the only one who does not feel she is in any way attractive?

[Metahive]

If you told those guys breathing was healthy they'd suffocate themselves to death out of spite.

The US should put a block on immigrants from Never Never Land, you know, those mankiddies that never want to grow up.

[Lagmonster]

Maybe it's because I am not 50 yet. But am I the only one who does not feel she is in any way attractive?

Of all the content in this thread, THIS is the issue you wish to comment on? Not the behaviour of the drivers, not the environmental, legal, or economic issues surrounding it? No, you want to tell everyone that the victim in a rolling coal video didn't look hot enough for your youthful tastes.

Contribute to the thread subject if you want to post, you classless dickhoof.

[Iroscato]

Why wouldn't that be attempted murder? If I throw paint through over your windscreen and you crash and die I'm going to prison.

Actually, that's a good point. I wonder how effective a deterrent that would be.

you classless dickhoof.

I love this site. My insult lexicon has grown by an order of magnitude since I joined here

[Purple]

Maybe it's because I am not 50 yet. But am I the only one who does not feel she is in any way attractive?

Of all the content in this thread, THIS is the issue you wish to comment on? Not the behaviour of the drivers, not the environmental, legal, or economic issues surrounding it? No, you want to tell everyone that the victim in a rolling coal video didn't look hot enough for your youthful tastes.

Well what exactly is there more to say on the subject? I mean, we can:
1. all agree they are juvenile idiots and repeat it ad nausium until we get bored of dogpiling
2. write detailed explanations about the social and economic conditions of why and how this happens (have already done that)
3. I could suggest lining them all up against a wall and shooting them and you could rant against me for being evil
4. I could suggest actually enforcing emission laws and you could all rant about me being unrealistic

Feel free to add to the list.

[Darmalus]

If there isn't any legitimate use for such a device, just making having one grounds for losing you license for a few years and having your vehicle turned into a tiny cube at your expense. Sure, the catch rate will be low to non-existent, but it should remove the "consequence free" part of the equation for the cretins who do this.

[Iroscato]

Although I have a funny feeling any such legislation will have a blowback, of the 'RAAAGH GUBMINT OPPRESHUN' variety. Seriously, these guys have done literally nothing but lessen the quality of the world by their existence, and have gone out of their way to do so. Sad.

[Borgholio]

Or you can fight smoke with...color.

http://jalopnik.com/upset-about-rolling ... 1601766411

[SCRawl]

Maybe it's because I am not 50 yet. But am I the only one who does not feel she is in any way attractive?

Of all the content in this thread, THIS is the issue you wish to comment on? Not the behaviour of the drivers, not the environmental, legal, or economic issues surrounding it? No, you want to tell everyone that the victim in a rolling coal video didn't look hot enough for your youthful tastes.

Well what exactly is there more to say on the subject? I mean, we can:
1. all agree they are juvenile idiots and repeat it ad nausium until we get bored of dogpiling
2. write detailed explanations about the social and economic conditions of why and how this happens (have already done that)
3. I could suggest lining them all up against a wall and shooting them and you could rant against me for being evil
4. I could suggest actually enforcing emission laws and you could all rant about me being unrealistic

Feel free to add to the list.

The issue Lagmonster brings up seems legitimate to me. Let me try and summarize:

- Posters A through L discuss various issues regarding the propriety of this behaviour
- Poster M posts a video showing a woman being mistreated by individuals exhibiting said behaviour
- Purple says "Pfft, she's not even pretty"

You see, this is a News & Politics thread. Where we discuss News & Politics. The absolute or relative attractiveness of the woman in the video is not an element worthy of discussion in this thread. You really ought to know better, and I'm pretty sure you do.

[Purple]

You really ought to know better, and I'm pretty sure you do.

I don't know if I know or not and honestly can't take the time to decipher it right now to figure it out. But I agree with you on the grounds of the fact that a new version of Dwarf Fortress is out right in the middle of my exam term and I am just too busy to try and form an argument.

[Lagmonster]

Well what exactly is there more to say on the subject?

I realize that growing up with social media hasn't prepared you for this, but silence is preferable to foolishness.

[Metahive]

I don't know if I know or not and honestly can't take the time to decipher it right now to figure it out. But I agree with you on the grounds of the fact that a new version of Dwarf Fortress is out right in the middle of my exam term and I am just too busy to try and form an argument.

You and the coal rollers got a lot in common, you both like to annoy people in a stupid and classless way.

[Raw Shark]

Maybe it's because I am not 50 yet. But am I the only one who does not feel she is in any way attractive?

In addition to what everybody else said about time and place, this is just a bullshit comment anyway. So what if she doesn't fit your taste, or mine? She's conventionally-attractive and you know it, and it was still a douchebag thing to do to her for no reason regardless of what she looks like. There is no discussion there.

[PhilosopherOfSorts]

A guy did this to me the other day at a stoplight. Big Dodge, lifted enough that his side-pipes were actually higher than the windows on my Maxima, pulled up next to me and pumped my entire car full of diesel smoke. When I got to work I was surprised that I didn't look like Elmer Fudd after a shotgun blast.

[Simon_Jester]

Hm.

I wonder what fraction of coal rollers are also gun rights advocates. And what fraction of those would grasp the irony if someone who got coal-rolled developed a sharp enough burst of road-rage to put a few rounds from a firearm into the back of the roller's truck.