Hugs versus Kisses

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which do you like more?

Hugs
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Kisses
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Alex Moon wrote: uote="Connor MacLeod"]
Alex Moon wrote:[quote="Connor
I shall never conceed because I am right!

<knocks on your Wall of Ignorance>

Sure thing, Scoot :D
Concession Accepted!!![/quote]

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Zaia wrote:Le sigh. This makes me want to start a "what do you think romance is?" thread, but the answers would just be too depressing.....
Probably not just in the way you imagine. I can do romantic stuff, it usually just ends up really really badly and depressingly.
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote: Your credibility regarding oral sex as romantic has just plummeted
You need a partner for oral sex!?!
In your case, a Craftmatic adjustable bed will suffice :P
Nope. Just a rubber hose and some privacy.
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: uote="Connor MacLeod"]
Alex Moon wrote:[quote="Connor
I shall never conceed because I am right!

<knocks on your Wall of Ignorance>

Sure thing, Scoot :D
Concession Accepted!!!
I repeat...[/quote]

What the hell were we arguing about again?
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Alex Moon wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: You need a partner for oral sex!?!
In your case, a Craftmatic adjustable bed will suffice :P
Nope. Just a rubber hose and some privacy.
Rubber hose beating, eh?
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Man, do we have to hose you people down?
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Alex Moon wrote: What the hell were we arguing about again?
Whose arguing? I am simply stating facts as they are :)
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Alex Moon wrote: What the hell were we arguing about again?
Whose arguing? I am simply stating facts as they are :)
But you're wrong!
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I imagine I would prefer hugging in most situations.
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Of course, oral sex is a type of kissing, is it not? So still kissing.
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lol, "i did not have sexual relations with that woman,,,she just kissed me"
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MOD!

We need a mod here to please smack Connor and Alex upside the head and get them to STFU!
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innerbrat wrote:Of course, oral sex is a type of kissing, is it not? So still kissing.
Indeed it is, in fact doing oral on a chick is sometimes referred to as "French kissing below the waist".
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Ah, but oral sex is also the best of both worlds. You get hugs and kisses.
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Alex Moon wrote:
aerius wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I really like huggles (a combination hug and snuggle).
Those are great, especially since I have 2 cute babes who huggle me every time I see them. Gotta love my GF and her cuddly sister. Mmmmm.....group huggle......
You can go to hell now. Thank you.
I don't suppose this would be a good time to tell you folks that in a few months I'll have 4, that's right, 4 cute swimmer girls to huggle with(including the one who's my avatar right now). Mmmmmm...big group huggle......
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Durandal wrote:... and then do a French ... er, Freedom kiss.
LOL :lol:

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Alex Moon wrote: What's more romantic than oral sex? :twisted:
Perfect Dark. :twisted:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Ah, but oral sex is also the best of both worlds. You get hugs and kisses.
Hmmm....

Giving them is also very joyful... :wink:
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Boba Fett wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Ah, but oral sex is also the best of both worlds. You get hugs and kisses.
Hmmm....

Giving them is also very joyful... :wink:
Ok, I was using "You" in the royal sense. ;) You meaning both giver and receiver. But if we're talking a 69, then the You works. :twisted:
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Must be a record, 0 to 3 pages and we're already talking about oral sex in a topic that was as innocent as a baby lamb in principle. :shock:
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Boba Fett wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:Ah, but oral sex is also the best of both worlds. You get hugs and kisses.
Hmmm....

Giving them is also very joyful... :wink:
Ok, I was using "You" in the royal sense. ;) You meaning both giver and receiver. But if we're talking a 69, then the You works. :twisted:
I should have thought it that way, sorry...

I love 69!!!! 8)
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Men love oral sex because it combines the two things the average man never gets tired of.

1. Sex.
2. Not moving. At all.

They can't believe they're both happening at the same time. It's an utterly miraculous concept. Give him a beer and a football game, and he could die right there.
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Durandal wrote:Men love oral sex because it combines the two things the average man never gets tired of.

1. Sex.
2. Not moving. At all.

They can't believe they're both happening at the same time. It's an utterly miraculous concept. Give him a beer and a football game, and he could die right there.
ROFLMAO!!!

Although I like to be very active in sex. Changing positions often.
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Durandal wrote:Men love oral sex because it combines the two things the average man never gets tired of.

1. Sex.
2. Not moving. At all.

They can't believe they're both happening at the same time. It's an utterly miraculous concept. Give him a beer and a football game, and he could die right there.
Ah, you speak what others think and dream of. 8)
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Kelly Antilles wrote:MOD!

We need a mod here to please smack Connor and Alex upside the head and get them to STFU!
I think I speak for Alex in that if anyone is going to be doing any smacking, spanking, or outright discipline, it should be Zaia. At least after she's done with Dalton and Durandal :P
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