Your country has to succeed in critical diplomatic negotiations, unfortunately all the available candidates for the talks have all managed to annoy people in the past. It is your task to select the best candidate. Don't forget that failure in these talks is not an option.
Who will you choose?
Who would you choose as a diplomat/negotiator?
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von Neufeld
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With these as my choices for diplomacy, I will just save time and go directly to war.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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The Dark
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BattleTech for SilCoreStanley Hauerwas wrote:[W]hy is it that no one is angry at the inequality of income in this country? I mean, the inequality of income is unbelievable. Unbelievable. Why isn’t that ever an issue of politics? Because you don’t live in a democracy. You live in a plutocracy. Money rules.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Beavis & Butthead, watching the translators struggle to make sense of them would be very amusing.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
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Easily Chirac.
He's a professional. And as is typical with French diplomacy, he's as likely to be nailed to a position as jelly to a wall.
He'll outmaneuvre the other side pretty easy.
He's a professional. And as is typical with French diplomacy, he's as likely to be nailed to a position as jelly to a wall.
He'll outmaneuvre the other side pretty easy.
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"Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknown, everything is obvious." ZORAC
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Human dignity shall be inviolable. To respect and protect it shall be the duty of all state authority.
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"Beavis & Butthead do Iraq"
WARNING TASTELESS HUMOR
"You callin' me a liar?" -Saddam
"No ass-munch, I'm callin' you a waste of bum wipe." -Beavis & Butthead
"That was cool, huh huh when we killed that frog, huh huh it won't croak again." -B&B, About Chirac
"Are you the boys that spray-painted my tank?" - Army Sarge
"Uh, no, that was some other guys, huh huh." - Beavis & Butthead
"I wish this country had some explosions. That would be cool."
"Heh heh henh hmm heh. It does have some explosions. Heh henh hmm."
"Dubyah grant wishes. Huh huh heh huh hunh."
- Beavis & Butthead
"I like to blow up Iraqis."
"Eh heh heh, yeah. And I like to burn things."
- Beavis & Butthead
"If you're not a cartoon, VX will kill you."
- (Disclaimer)
