Optimus Prime goes to war!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-03-19 10:22pm

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-19 10:28pm

A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

That's all anyone needs to see.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-19 10:29pm

Is there a Megatron joining him

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-03-19 10:36pm

Where's Rhinox when we need him? He would've talked some sense into these children.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-19 10:37pm

What a looney.

I would have picked Sound Wave.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-03-19 10:45pm

Illiterate Bastards wrote:A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? If your job is to write, shouldn't you be proficient at it?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-19 11:02pm

Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-03-19 11:04pm

I literally had to applaude this guy when I read that, that is so fucking cool.

EDIT! HOLY SHIT! When I minimized that article to my desktop, my comp lagged a little bit and where ever a file name on my desktop was what was on the website was sort of showing over that and it said Web Terror. kinda freaked me out.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-19 11:06pm

neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-03-19 11:11pm

Montcalm wrote:
neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?
Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb

Don't dis Dinobot, bitch.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-03-19 11:12pm

I ws hoping for a parody too....

If I were writing a pardoy I would have used the constructicons or Dinobots.

In other news today the Dinobots were deployed to the middle east today. When asked to comment, the commanding officer Grimlock had this to say.

"Me smash Baghdad, Me Grimlock most badd ass in middle east! Republican guard not as tough as me Grimlock!"

Further plans by Cybertronian militaries in the Middle East include the deployment of the Constructicons by theDecipticon faction. Megatron has deployed the Constructicons because Devastator is "the most effective weapon in our arsenal, plus, the inherent capabilities of the separate constructicons will makethe rebuilding of Iraq into a Decepticon stronghold much easier."

however megatron's plan was not without critics. One critic, identified only as "Scarstream" claimed tat Megatron's plan would "Fail utterly" and that soon "I will become leader of the decipticons."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-19 11:16pm

anarchistbunny wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?
Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb
Don't dis Dinobot, bitch.

Can`t you tell a joke when you see one and do not start insulting me bitch

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-03-19 11:33pm

This isn't character worship. It's slander of character. If you're going to change your name to Optimus Prime, at least have some sort of achievement to deserve it.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-03-19 11:44pm

Montcalm wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Maybe Bush can change his name to Dinobot big and dumb
Don't dis Dinobot, bitch.
Can`t you tell a joke when you see one and do not start insulting me bitch

Oh, don't make me pull out the:

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-03-20 10:25am

At least it's not as bad as being born Ned Flanders.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-03-20 10:28am

The Second Persian Gulf War.....when rabid Sci-Fi fans attack.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-03-20 10:29am

Montcalm wrote:Is there a Megatron joining him

no but i really hope there is some Prozac joining him.

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2003-03-20 11:06am

neoolong wrote:Hehe. That is pretty fucking funny. Now Saddam needs to change his name to Megatron. Now what should Bush change his name to?

Unicron!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-20 11:13am

I wonder if this Optimus Prime can fold into a truck

DarthBlight · Post by **DarthBlight** » 2003-03-20 11:15am

Ok, it's official. I don't know whether to be embarrassed or root for the guy. Admittedly, changing your name to a toy or a cartoon character is pretty messed up. However, Prime was a pretty cool character. A great leader and definitely a father figure.

And don't diss the Dinobots. Grimlock may have had the speech patterns of a Neanderthal and the intelligence of a brick, but he was as tough as that same brick and never backed down.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-03-20 11:44am

Well, the Iraqi's don't stand a chance, not against Optimus.

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2003-03-20 01:59pm

I met that guy once. He's pretty reasonable. IIRC, he was a fire fighter, is married, and has three kids.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-03-20 02:09pm

That's a fairly drastic step to take...

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-03-20 02:32pm

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

Prime lives?! I shall intercept him there at once and put an end to the Autobots' accursed leader once and for all!!

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2003-03-20 02:54pm

G1 wankers...

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