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WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1

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It stutters and pukes all over itself regularly, and we have to wait minutes
before our messages show up... :evil:

So what the fuck is Lord MJ's excuse THIS time? :?:
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It was shit yesterday but it isn't too bad today...
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Around noon eastern, it likes to hiccup.
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Which reminds me...

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

I had a similar problem last night. It took forever for the post to show up, and even then, I don't think the BBS counted it. Hopefully it will get fixed.
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I haven't had any problems in the last day or so.
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@)*$&(@%^#&*%#*(%

SDN keeps falling from a great height
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Couldn't access it for around 10 minutes now.
I guess we'll have to change servers again...
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Cpt_Frank wrote:Couldn't access it for around 10 minutes now.
I guess we'll have to change servers again...
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FUCK YOU VERY MUCH


Strong message to follow.....

Signed:
Mark K Sheppard"
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Every night around 11 PM CST, the forum likes to go "screw you, Mozilla".
LOL
How exactly?
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MKSheppard wrote:It stutters and pukes all over itself regularly, and we have to wait minutes
before our messages show up... :evil:

So what the fuck is Lord MJ's excuse THIS time? :?:
My guess is, the server likes you as much as the next guy does. And we all know how much that is, don't we?

I guess I could justify this attack by saying that only a fucking idiot would demand flawless performance out of a heavily taxed server that's being hosted for free by an overworked father of two. But I won't, because in all likelyhood, you'd just go right on assuming it had something to do with taking away your guns.
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Eleas wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:It stutters and pukes all over itself regularly, and we have to wait minutes
before our messages show up... :evil:

So what the fuck is Lord MJ's excuse THIS time? :?:
My guess is, the server likes you as much as the next guy does. And we all know how much that is, don't we?

I guess I could justify this attack by saying that only a fucking idiot would demand flawless performance out of a heavily taxed server that's being hosted for free by an overworked father of two. But I won't, because in all likelyhood, you'd just go right on assuming it had something to do with taking away your guns.
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO! Good one Eleas.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROTFLMMFGDQQAO! Good one Eleas.
*bows* At first I thought I'd let you sodomise him, but I figured doing so would scar you for life. So, being an old hand at that game, I elected to do it myself.

A thankless task to be sure. I'm hoping Shep gets a hold of a gun soon, making the madness stop.
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Seriously, I've noticed a severe decline of performance over my sabbatical. What's happened that's new?
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innerbrat wrote:Seriously, I've noticed a severe decline of performance over my sabbatical. What's happened that's new?
The other server got seriously overloaded, so we switched to this one, which also has performance problems. I'm trying to get ahold of Lord MJ to see if I can convince him to upgrade to MySQL 4.0.12, which should help (we're currently running an older version).
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Eleas wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROTFLMMFGDQQAO! Good one Eleas.
*bows* At first I thought I'd let you sodomise him, but I figured doing so would scar you for life. So, being an old hand at that game, I elected to do it myself.

A thankless task to be sure. I'm hoping Shep gets a hold of a gun soon, making the madness stop.
I sent your original post in as an FUQ quote by the way.
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Thanks. That's all I wanted to know.
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Stormbringer wrote:
Eleas wrote: *bows* At first I thought I'd let you sodomise him, but I figured doing so would scar you for life. So, being an old hand at that game, I elected to do it myself.

A thankless task to be sure. I'm hoping Shep gets a hold of a gun soon, making the madness stop.
I sent your original post in as an FUQ quote by the way.
I am pleased. Tulzscha will eat you last. :)
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Eleas wrote:I am pleased. Tulzscha will eat you last. :)
I'm already on Cthuthlu's buffet table. Sorry
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Every night around 11 PM CST, the forum likes to go "screw you, Mozilla".
LOL
How exactly?
Says "screw you" to me in all the other browers as well. It seems that I just can't access it for about a 5 minute period starting at 11 PM.
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Eleas wrote: I guess I could justify this attack by saying that only a fucking idiot would demand flawless performance out of a heavily taxed server that's being hosted for free by an overworked father of two. But I won't, because in all likelyhood, you'd just go right on assuming it had something to do with taking away your guns.
:roll:

Some points:

1.) Wong has done tests using a cheap 600mhz shitbox at his house as
the server for SDN, and it runs as good or better than Lord MJ's
multi-gigahertz server.

2.) Isn't it about time that we stopped this charade and went
to a subscription format to support a much much better server,
the way that SomethingAwful did?

EDIT: changed #2 for clairity
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

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Much as I like Mike I'm not really quite willing to pay for this forum quite yet.
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Dalton wrote:Much as I like Mike I'm not really quite willing to pay for this forum quite yet.
It doesn't have to be $9.95 a month......$2 bucks a month could be adequate...that'd only cost you about 24 bucks a year, about the
price of a DVD
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I think Shep just wants to weed out those who can't or won't support the board in that way. Plus, I can't see Mike doing that. There are too many kids on this board who CAN'T afford it or their parents won't allow it.
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