WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
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WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
It stutters and pukes all over itself regularly, and we have to wait minutes
before our messages show up...
So what the fuck is Lord MJ's excuse THIS time?
before our messages show up...
So what the fuck is Lord MJ's excuse THIS time?
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"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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SDN keeps falling from a great height
SDN keeps falling from a great height
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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"Dear Lord MJ......Cpt_Frank wrote:Couldn't access it for around 10 minutes now.
I guess we'll have to change servers again...
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
Strong message to follow.....
Signed:
Mark K Sheppard"
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Re: WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
My guess is, the server likes you as much as the next guy does. And we all know how much that is, don't we?MKSheppard wrote:It stutters and pukes all over itself regularly, and we have to wait minutes
before our messages show up...
So what the fuck is Lord MJ's excuse THIS time?
I guess I could justify this attack by saying that only a fucking idiot would demand flawless performance out of a heavily taxed server that's being hosted for free by an overworked father of two. But I won't, because in all likelyhood, you'd just go right on assuming it had something to do with taking away your guns.
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Re: WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO! Good one Eleas.Eleas wrote:My guess is, the server likes you as much as the next guy does. And we all know how much that is, don't we?MKSheppard wrote:It stutters and pukes all over itself regularly, and we have to wait minutes
before our messages show up...
So what the fuck is Lord MJ's excuse THIS time?
I guess I could justify this attack by saying that only a fucking idiot would demand flawless performance out of a heavily taxed server that's being hosted for free by an overworked father of two. But I won't, because in all likelyhood, you'd just go right on assuming it had something to do with taking away your guns.
Re: WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
*bows* At first I thought I'd let you sodomise him, but I figured doing so would scar you for life. So, being an old hand at that game, I elected to do it myself.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROTFLMMFGDQQAO! Good one Eleas.
A thankless task to be sure. I'm hoping Shep gets a hold of a gun soon, making the madness stop.
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Seriously, I've noticed a severe decline of performance over my sabbatical. What's happened that's new?
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The other server got seriously overloaded, so we switched to this one, which also has performance problems. I'm trying to get ahold of Lord MJ to see if I can convince him to upgrade to MySQL 4.0.12, which should help (we're currently running an older version).innerbrat wrote:Seriously, I've noticed a severe decline of performance over my sabbatical. What's happened that's new?
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Re: WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
I sent your original post in as an FUQ quote by the way.Eleas wrote:*bows* At first I thought I'd let you sodomise him, but I figured doing so would scar you for life. So, being an old hand at that game, I elected to do it myself.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROTFLMMFGDQQAO! Good one Eleas.
A thankless task to be sure. I'm hoping Shep gets a hold of a gun soon, making the madness stop.
Re: WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
I am pleased. Tulzscha will eat you last.Stormbringer wrote:I sent your original post in as an FUQ quote by the way.Eleas wrote: *bows* At first I thought I'd let you sodomise him, but I figured doing so would scar you for life. So, being an old hand at that game, I elected to do it myself.
A thankless task to be sure. I'm hoping Shep gets a hold of a gun soon, making the madness stop.
Björn Paulsen
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Re: WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
I'm already on Cthuthlu's buffet table. SorryEleas wrote:I am pleased. Tulzscha will eat you last.
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Says "screw you" to me in all the other browers as well. It seems that I just can't access it for about a 5 minute period starting at 11 PM.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:LOLDPDarkPrimus wrote:Every night around 11 PM CST, the forum likes to go "screw you, Mozilla".
How exactly?
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Re: WTF is wrong with SDN?!?1
Eleas wrote: I guess I could justify this attack by saying that only a fucking idiot would demand flawless performance out of a heavily taxed server that's being hosted for free by an overworked father of two. But I won't, because in all likelyhood, you'd just go right on assuming it had something to do with taking away your guns.
Some points:
1.) Wong has done tests using a cheap 600mhz shitbox at his house as
the server for SDN, and it runs as good or better than Lord MJ's
multi-gigahertz server.
2.) Isn't it about time that we stopped this charade and went
to a subscription format to support a much much better server,
the way that SomethingAwful did?
EDIT: changed #2 for clairity
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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It doesn't have to be $9.95 a month......$2 bucks a month could be adequate...that'd only cost you about 24 bucks a year, about theDalton wrote:Much as I like Mike I'm not really quite willing to pay for this forum quite yet.
price of a DVD
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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