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On the gripping hand, some of these signs are really, really funny. 8)
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Wow. Shit is getting real.
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Thanas you cocksucker. I was inhaling a legal substance in the state of Washington when I saw that and laughed and subsequently almost died. When Merkel takes over the world I get to survive because of my German blood now. CONSEQUENSES.
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ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
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Napoleon the Clown wrote:ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
The formatting is defective. A technician has been called.
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Well, shit. You shouldn't have offered payment in "cat mints."
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Thanas wrote:
Napoleon the Clown wrote:ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
The formatting is defective. A technician has been called.
Last time one of you assholes said something like that my country stood watch over half of yours with the implied promise we'd fucking obliterate you. You want that to be a thing again?
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Mr. Coffee wrote:
Thanas wrote:
Napoleon the Clown wrote:ITT: Thanas Comrade Putin breaks the formatting.
The formatting is defective. A technician has been called.
Last time one of you assholes said something like that my country stood watch over half of yours with the implied promise we'd fucking obliterate you. You want that to be a thing again?
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Enigma wrote:The Murican military is as mighty as a flaccid pickle.
Mighty flaccid till you remember what happens when we get hard.

Just ask... Iraq.... Afghanistan.. Japan... Germany...

England.

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Iraq and Afghanistan make the US look like a bit of a one minute wonder. :P

Best not use them as examples.
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Oh, no. The US just comes in, blows its load all over, and then skips town.
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Napoleon the Clown wrote:Oh, no. The US just comes in, blows its load all over, and then skips town.
Well, ask yourself how you'd do in a foreign country, you will full first world pockets, her with not, but she's damn good looking despite the malnourishment cause by your nations contain bombardment.

For once in your life, you'd be fuckable. Just saying.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:Mighty flaccid till you remember what happens when we get hard.
You get stuck in some third-class dirthole and vainly try to extricate yourself for the next ten years while pissing away your money?
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I hope when (if?) that for ever gets fixed that someone puts up a multipass meme.
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Thanas wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Mighty flaccid till you remember what happens when we get hard.
You get stuck in some third-class dirthole and vainly try to extricate yourself for the next ten years while pissing away your money?
Hey now, what happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana, man. Oh, shit, you meant Iraq, not my last trip to Mexico.
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Well played.
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Apparently there is a new update. The university tried to remove the memes, it didn't work.

https://imgur.com/a/cJ3el/noscript
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Why do I get the feeling this will end in a meme-flavoured grey goo scenario? Only our vigilance will stop this monstrosity from spreading.
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Adamskywalker007 wrote:Apparently there is a new update. The university tried to remove the memes, it didn't work.

https://imgur.com/a/cJ3el/noscript
Yeah, suddenly after the huge PR bowup they just happen to take the memes down but cannot fix a simple door (still not fixed)?
LOL.
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It seems clear that they took the memes down because they wanted more publicity out of this mess.
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I believe that the maintenance mans wife has murdered him, bleached the skin, and is wearing his body around campus and therefore does not have the skills to fix the door.

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