German university door

Borgholio · Post by **Borgholio** » 2015-02-03 12:53pm

I believe that the maintenance mans wife has murdered him,

Was it Mrs Scarlett in the conservatory with the candlestick?

The Infidel · Post by **The Infidel** » 2015-02-03 05:56pm

Oh, please put this thread in a permanent part of the forum. This is too great to be erased.

Thanas · Post by **Thanas** » 2015-02-04 05:29am

Done.

The Infidel · Post by **The Infidel** » 2015-02-04 08:46am

Thanas wrote:Done.

Danke, mein Herr.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2015-02-04 05:19pm

Thanas wrote:Done.

Der Techniker ist informiert. Der Techniker funkioniert.

I love this. These memes are some of the best I have seen in a while.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2015-02-04 09:56pm

Thanas wrote:Well played.

Danke, main Hier.

Did I say that right? Probably didn't, please tell me how to say it right.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2015-02-04 10:06pm

Shit, said the same thing twice, my Teutonic broski.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2015-02-04 10:10pm

Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2015-02-04 11:07pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.

Because if the topic is deleted, the Techniker will have a respite from mockery.

Also: I resemble that remark.

Thanas · Post by **Thanas** » 2015-02-05 02:31pm

Update:
Day 6
https://imgur.com/a/EFwcr

Day 7
https://imgur.com/a/DCg61

DER TECHNIKER IST DA.
They even offered champagne.

Borgholio · Post by **Borgholio** » 2015-02-05 02:38pm

That golden wrench is truly the icing on the cake.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2015-02-05 02:47pm

Hmm... how would this have played out in the US... The door would still be broken, I suspect. The memes removed more diligently (it is policy to remove anything that is not pre-approved. Free speech indeed). No Champagne. No Golden Wrench. University admins here have no sense of humor or self awareness to do the Golden Wrench.

Napoleon the Clown · Post by **Napoleon the Clown** » 2015-02-05 02:50pm

The door would likely just get "Please use other door" posted on it. And then nothing would happen to it until someone got really bored and tried spraying some WD40 into the hinges. If that didn't work, whatever.

Borgholio · Post by **Borgholio** » 2015-02-05 02:51pm

how would this have played out in the US

Anyone caught posting these papers would be suspended or punished for creating a hazard by deliberately blocking visibility of an exit door. Regardless of whether it even worked or not in the first place.

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2015-02-05 03:09pm

Napoleon the Clown wrote:The door would likely just get "Please use other door" posted on it. And then nothing would happen to it until someone got really bored and tried spraying some WD40 into the hinges. If that didn't work, whatever.

Sliding door. No hinges.

That said, it depends on the school. Some are more laid-back than others, especially smaller or private schools. My wife's college, a private school in Tennessee, would probably have let something like this go a few days and then the door would be fixed and the signs taken down and nobody would care all that much. Certainly wouldn't be champagne...

SpottedKitty · Post by **SpottedKitty** » 2015-02-05 05:53pm

I had to laugh at the pic of a patiently waiting Commissioner Gordon standing beside the Techniker-signal...

LaCroix · Post by **LaCroix** » 2015-02-06 05:14am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Hmm... how would this have played out in the US...

Dunno, But there is non-zero chance it would go like this...

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » 2015-02-06 05:46am

Thanas wrote:Update:
Day 6
https://imgur.com/a/EFwcr

Day 7
https://imgur.com/a/DCg61

DER TECHNIKER IST DA.
They even offered champagne.

He's not the maintenance worker you deserve, but he's the maintenance worker you need right now.

The Infidel · Post by **The Infidel** » 2015-02-09 09:10am

Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.

Aw, Coffee,don't say you went decaf because of me.
It changed asshole because I asked Thanas nicely.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2015-02-12 07:15pm

The Infidel wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.
Aw, Coffee,don't say you went decaf because of me.
It changed asshole because I asked Thanas nicely.

You goddamn socialist.... I got my eye on you.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2015-02-15 10:41pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:
The Infidel wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.
Aw, Coffee,don't say you went decaf because of me.
It changed asshole because I asked Thanas nicely.
You goddamn socialist.... I got my eye on you.

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