Was it Mrs Scarlett in the conservatory with the candlestick?I believe that the maintenance mans wife has murdered him,
German university door
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Re: German university door
You will be assimilated...bunghole!
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Re: German university door
Oh, please put this thread in a permanent part of the forum. This is too great to be erased.
Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: German university door
Done.
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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Re: German university door
Danke, mein Herr.Thanas wrote:Done.
Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: German university door
Der Techniker ist informiert. Der Techniker funkioniert.Thanas wrote:Done.
I love this. These memes are some of the best I have seen in a while.
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Re: German university door
Thanas wrote:Well played.
Danke, main Hier.
Did I say that right? Probably didn't, please tell me how to say it right.
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I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
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Re: German university door
Shit, said the same thing twice, my Teutonic broski.
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I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
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Re: German university door
Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.
Goddammit, now I'm forced to say in public that I agree with Mr. Coffee. - Mike Wong
I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
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I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
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Re: German university door
Because if the topic is deleted, the Techniker will have a respite from mockery.Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.
Also: I resemble that remark.
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Re: German university door
Update:
Day 6
https://imgur.com/a/EFwcr
Day 7
https://imgur.com/a/DCg61
DER TECHNIKER IST DA.
They even offered champagne.
Day 6
https://imgur.com/a/EFwcr
Day 7
https://imgur.com/a/DCg61
DER TECHNIKER IST DA.
They even offered champagne.
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
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A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
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My LPs
Re: German university door
That golden wrench is truly the icing on the cake.
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Re: German university door
Hmm... how would this have played out in the US... The door would still be broken, I suspect. The memes removed more diligently (it is policy to remove anything that is not pre-approved. Free speech indeed). No Champagne. No Golden Wrench. University admins here have no sense of humor or self awareness to do the Golden Wrench.
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Re: German university door
The door would likely just get "Please use other door" posted on it. And then nothing would happen to it until someone got really bored and tried spraying some WD40 into the hinges. If that didn't work, whatever.
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Re: German university door
Anyone caught posting these papers would be suspended or punished for creating a hazard by deliberately blocking visibility of an exit door. Regardless of whether it even worked or not in the first place.how would this have played out in the US
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Re: German university door
Sliding door. No hinges.Napoleon the Clown wrote:The door would likely just get "Please use other door" posted on it. And then nothing would happen to it until someone got really bored and tried spraying some WD40 into the hinges. If that didn't work, whatever.
That said, it depends on the school. Some are more laid-back than others, especially smaller or private schools. My wife's college, a private school in Tennessee, would probably have let something like this go a few days and then the door would be fixed and the signs taken down and nobody would care all that much. Certainly wouldn't be champagne...
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Re: German university door
I had to laugh at the pic of a patiently waiting Commissioner Gordon standing beside the Techniker-signal...
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Re: German university door
Dunno, But there is non-zero chance it would go like this...Alyrium Denryle wrote:Hmm... how would this have played out in the US...
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Re: German university door
He's not the maintenance worker you deserve, but he's the maintenance worker you need right now.Thanas wrote:Update:
Day 6
https://imgur.com/a/EFwcr
Day 7
https://imgur.com/a/DCg61
DER TECHNIKER IST DA.
They even offered champagne.
We pissing our pants yet?
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Re: German university door
Aw, Coffee,don't say you went decaf because of me.Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.
It changed asshole because I asked Thanas nicely.
Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: German university door
You goddamn socialist.... I got my eye on you.The Infidel wrote:Aw, Coffee,don't say you went decaf because of me.Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.
It changed asshole because I asked Thanas nicely.
Goddammit, now I'm forced to say in public that I agree with Mr. Coffee. - Mike Wong
I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
GALE ForceCarwash: Oh, I'll wax that shit, bitch...
I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
GALE ForceCarwash: Oh, I'll wax that shit, bitch...
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Re: German university door
Mr. Coffee wrote:You goddamn socialist.... I got my eye on you.The Infidel wrote:Aw, Coffee,don't say you went decaf because of me.Mr. Coffee wrote:Also, can someone explain to me why I posted this in Testing and am seeing it in the second greatest shitblowing asshole of the board next to N&P, aka OT? Seriously, had I known that I would not have been nearly this polite. I have some goddamn standard, you dick-loving cockholsters.
It changed asshole because I asked Thanas nicely.
Ooooh Myyyyy
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