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Durandal wrote:The funniest part is that they're picketing him for not commenting on homosexuality. It's not like he openly endorsed it; he just didn't go on an anti-homosexual tirade on his children's television program. Though, I suspect that he personally had nothing against homosexuals. To me, the man epitomizes what a good Christian is, as opposed to the bad (but more Biblically-accurate) ones like Phelps.
Can you imagine a children's show called "Mr. Phelps' Neighborhood"???

Mr. Phelps-"Well, children, I've got my slippers and sweater on, and now I'd like to tell you how much God hates fags". :evil:
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That's how much of an asshat Fred Phelps is. His "church" is basically his own little family hate club (there are no members of the Westboro Baptist Church who are not related to Phelps either by blood or by marriage).
This is interesting!!! But if the Westboro Baptist Church won't let people outside the Phelps family in, wouldn't that be illegal??
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:The funniest part is that they're picketing him for not commenting on homosexuality. It's not like he openly endorsed it; he just didn't go on an anti-homosexual tirade on his children's television program. Though, I suspect that he personally had nothing against homosexuals. To me, the man epitomizes what a good Christian is, as opposed to the bad (but more Biblically-accurate) ones like Phelps.
Can you imagine a children's show called "Mr. Phelps' Neighborhood"???

Mr. Phelps-"Well, children, I've got my slippers and sweater on, and now I'd like to tell you how much God hates fags". :evil:
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Does anyone remember SNL's Mr. Robinson sketch? The one with Eddie Murphy before he was pathetic? The one with Mr. T coming in and saying "The new word for today, kids, is PAIN!!!"?
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Iceberg wrote:
That's how much of an asshat Fred Phelps is. His "church" is basically his own little family hate club (there are no members of the Westboro Baptist Church who are not related to Phelps either by blood or by marriage).
This is interesting!!! But if the Westboro Baptist Church won't let people outside the Phelps family in, wouldn't that be illegal??
The WBC is a church in name only - it lost its tax-exempt status about 20 years ago, as the Feds determined that it was nothing more than a tax shelter for Fred Phelps (seeing as how its only congregants were Phelps's own family).
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:The funniest part is that they're picketing him for not commenting on homosexuality. It's not like he openly endorsed it; he just didn't go on an anti-homosexual tirade on his children's television program. Though, I suspect that he personally had nothing against homosexuals. To me, the man epitomizes what a good Christian is, as opposed to the bad (but more Biblically-accurate) ones like Phelps.
Can you imagine a children's show called "Mr. Phelps' Neighborhood"???

Mr. Phelps-"Well, children, I've got my slippers and sweater on, and now I'd like to tell you how much God hates fags". :evil:
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I'm sorry, but I can't really get worked up over this whole issue. Its hard to get worked up when you're laughing your ass off.
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I'm just remembering that one "Twilight Zone" where that Neo-Nazi fucktard was getting money and advice from Hitler operating behind the scenes. I always think about that when Phelps get's mentioned....
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:The funniest part is that they're picketing him for not commenting on homosexuality. It's not like he openly endorsed it; he just didn't go on an anti-homosexual tirade on his children's television program. Though, I suspect that he personally had nothing against homosexuals. To me, the man epitomizes what a good Christian is, as opposed to the bad (but more Biblically-accurate) ones like Phelps.
Can you imagine a children's show called "Mr. Phelps' Neighborhood"???

Mr. Phelps-"Well, children, I've got my slippers and sweater on, and now I'd like to tell you how much God hates fags". :evil:
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Just look at him. He just looks evil.
Evil yet incredibly dumb.
I just wanna strangle him...
Hmm.. :!:
*hijacks destroyer, arms tomahawk cruise missiles and sets coordinates to Phelp's ass.*
DIE FUCKING PHELP'S!\
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:shock: Phelps looks like some freakishly wicked looking caricature of an undertaker.
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Durandal wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:What is this crackwhore smoking?
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
It's opium, not opiate...I've got a copy of Marx sitting right here :D .

Meanwhile ...

Phelps: Jesus Christ is the One True Savior!
Christian: I agree!

Phelps: The Bible is the Word of God!
Christian: I agree!
Theologian: Depends on what you mean by "Word of God." Maybe that's true, maybe it's not. It all depends on what is meant by that phrase.
Phelps: The Bible is the absolute literal word of God!
Christian: Well ... maybe some parts, I guess ...
Theologian: No chance. There are too many obvious contradictions to believe it could be literal. For example, the Book of Joshua is inaccurate compared to the Book of Judges when looking at the invasion of Canaan. The archaeological evidence supports the version rendered in Judges, not the version in Joshua.
Phelps: God hates fags!
Christian: Well, maybe ... there might have been some translational errors, since the original text never really referenced homosexuals except in one part ...
Theologian: There's no textual evidence for it. The only attempts to claim otherwise rely on bad translations of the original Hebrew, Aramaic, or Greek.

Sorry, just a little nitpicking since we've covered all of that in courses.
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If I ever were to come across this sick fuck, I would love to put him into a head lock and smash my fist into his face.

Mr. Rogers rules!
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The Dark wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Master of Ossus wrote:What is this crackwhore smoking?
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
It's opium, not opiate...I've got a copy of Marx sitting right here :D .
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By the way Sir Sirius, I am an undertaker and this is what I look like:

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Don't insult undertakers. :wink:
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Superman wrote:If I ever were to come across this sick fuck, I would love to put him into a head lock and smash my fist into his face.

Mr. Rogers rules!
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Mr. Rogers was the greatest thing to happen in my toddler days. How could this guy condemn him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE PHELPS DIE!!!

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Soontir C'boath wrote:Mr. Rogers was the greatest thing to happen in my toddler days. How could this guy condemn him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE PHELPS DIE!!!

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He condems him because he wasn't a bigot like him, and I'm guessing envy plays a part in it too. After all, Mr. Rogers was an ordained minister, while Phelps was defrocked.

Also, Phelps had 12 kids. Are they all as bigoted as him? Or have they decided to accept logic instead?
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Again with the violence.
Give up.
Stop being hypocritical.
Idle threats mentioned in (pretty) hospitable company do nothing.
Go out and join a counter protest.
Make a placard
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I don't think Phelps is even relavent anymore. Back when he was picketing Mathew Shepherd's funeral it was shocking, when he said America was being punished by God for being soft on "fags" after 9-11 it was old. Now I think he's lapsed into unaware self parody. I mean, honestly. The guy is less popular than the KKK and even other fundies can't stand him.

He doesn't need to be martyred, he needs to be ignored.
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Phelps is a major asshole and most of us wish he'd get hit by a bus.

But at this point there isn't much point to this thread though. I see no point to repeating ad naseum how bad Phelps is. So I'm locking the thread.
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