Germany's BND (Intelligence Agency) crippled by tap theft

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Germany's BND (Intelligence Agency) crippled by tap theft

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Losing detailed plans of your new HQ with security and IT annexes is one thing, but having someone walk in and flood server rooms for a few cheap taps is kind on another level. Link:
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Germany's Federal Intelligence Service (BND) is dealing with what media have described as its own "Watergate" scandal, after taps were removed from its unfinished new Berlin headquarters.

The removal happened on Tuesday and left large parts of the building flooded, police say.

An investigation has begun into the theft, but police have so far found no signs of a break-in.

The incident is seen as embarrassing for the BND, as well as expensive.

A substantial amount of water was released when the taps were removed, spreading over several floors and entering cable and ventilation shafts, the authorities say.

"It is Germany's most closely guarded building site," Frankfurter Allgemeine newspaper says, adding that while there is no clue who caused the damage, it will take millions to repair.


BND HQ in Berlin (file pic) Building work on the new BND headquarters could continue until 2017

In 2011, German weekly magazine Focus reported that detailed blueprints for the new headquarters had gone missing.

The authorities did not say whether the damage would lead to a further delay in the completion of the BND's new headquarters.

Work on the new home for Germany's intelligence service, which is moving from Munich to Berlin, started in 2006 and its opening has been delayed several times.

The latest date for completion, by the end of 2016, was already in doubt even before news of the latest setback, as technical problems were said to have pushed construction work into 2017.


The unexplained disappearance of the taps, dubbed "Watergate" after the US scandal that brought down President Richard Nixon in 1974, has also triggered considerable reaction on social networking sites.

Konstantin von Notz, a Green MP in the German Bundestag, wondered: "If taps can be removed without anyone noticing, you wonder what can be installed without anyone noticing?"

Others have begun to wonder whether BND really stands for "Bin nicht dicht" which translates literally as "Am not sealed. Certainly not waterproof", but colloquially means "Not all there".
I wonder, was technicker summoned yet? :lol:
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Fortunately this won't affect German security. The BND loves to follow orders by the Americans and they don't let them see the important stuff anyway.
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Maybe this was actually a plot by the BND itself to destroy all the American and Russian listening devices no doubt planted throughout the building owing to the horrifically shitty security on the site in the first place.
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I don't know why I went in to this article thinking it was somehow about telephone taps and not actual honest to god water taps...
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AniThyng wrote:I don't know why I went in to this article thinking it was somehow about telephone taps and not actual honest to god water taps...
Because it's about an intelligence agency. You went with the taps they are known for.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Maybe this was actually a plot by the BND itself to destroy all the American and Russian listening devices no doubt planted throughout the building owing to the horrifically shitty security on the site in the first place.
But but... the contractors asked to clean up the place could end up installing new tap devices too...
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Maybe this was actually a plot by the BND itself to destroy all the American and Russian listening devices no doubt planted throughout the building owing to the horrifically shitty security on the site in the first place.
But but... the contractors asked to clean up the place could end up installing new tap devices too...
Yes, but they will use up-to-date technology this time. They work on that new building since 2006, a lot of the stuff the US, Russia and the Chinese installed back probably isn't working any more. Th BND is very efficient at what it does, especially at sucking.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Maybe this was actually a plot by the BND itself to destroy all the American and Russian listening devices no doubt planted throughout the building owing to the horrifically shitty security on the site in the first place.
Fully agree. That might be the reason.
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