Morbidity at its finest: Celebrity Graves

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Morbidity at its finest: Celebrity Graves

Post by Dalton »

Something inspired by something I just read...famous people buried near you.

Andy Kaufman is buried literally down the street from me.

Jazz great Louis Armstrong is buried half an hour from me, in Queens.

Anyone else?
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Blues legend Otis Rush died in a plane crash over Lake Mendota, here in Madison. He drowned when the plane actually sunk in the lake.

Stevie Ray Vaughan's plane crashed about an hour from here, as well.
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Bleeding Gums Murphy is buried directly under my computer

No wonder my music sounds so jazzy

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Let's see, celebrity graves...

No famous people buried near where I live.

Speaking of graves, to the bathrooms at cemetaries use the gravestones of hated people as urinals?
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Not unless you count Woodrow Wilson's wife.
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I've got a kick-ass pic of myself at Bela Lugosi's grave, which is next to Bing Crosby's and family, in the same graveyard as Sharon Tate, Barney Oldfield, and King Farouk of Egypt's wife.
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Professional golfer Tony Lema is buried at nearby Holy Sepulchre Cemetary. No, I haven't heard of him either.
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Um, Jerry Spinelli and Alexander Lloyd live here in this town....

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When you're a stone throw away from Arlington National...well I claim JFK as my resident celeb.
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I've got Edgar Allen Poe (Baltimore), John Wilkes Booth (Baltimore), Napoleon's brother, sister-in-law and nephew (Baltimore), Johns Hopkins (Baltimore), Francis Scott Key (Frederick), Cal Ripken Sr. (Aberdeen), and John Paul Jones (Annapolis).
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Zaia wrote:John Paul Jones (Annapolis).
Oh my. My sister will probably love you forever now or something.
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I've been in that crypt. Truely bizarre.
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Howedar wrote:I've been in that crypt. Truely bizarre.
Would you find it more bizarre to know that this:
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was what was interred in that crypt? His body was exhumed in Paris in 1906, it had been buried in a lead lined coffin and preserved with alchohol. Remarkable preservation, tough bastard didn't even surrender to decomposition! :D
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Umm...
Who's buried in NW Ohio that's famous?

EDIT: Oh yeah, I don't live too far from Lima, where Neil Armstrong lives.
(Ok, he's not dead yet but he's the only guy I can think of....) :)
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Near Burbank and Hollywood is a huge funeral home and cemetery called "Forest Lawn." Walt Disney is there, Marilyn Monroe, Cary Grant, and many more.
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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:John Paul Jones (Annapolis).
Oh my. My sister will probably love you forever now or something.
Really? Why's that? Is she massively in love with him or something?
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Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:John Paul Jones (Annapolis).
Oh my. My sister will probably love you forever now or something.
Really? Why's that? Is she massively in love with him or something?
Erm...it appears that I have the wrong John Paul Jones, as hers (Led Zeppelin) is still alive :oops:
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What, Dalt, you've never heard of John Paul Jones, the American naval hero?

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HemlockGrey wrote:What, Dalt, you've never heard of John Paul Jones, the American naval hero?

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I know the phrase, but was unsure of the name. Besides, when I hear "John Paul Jones" I tend to think Led Zeppelin since my sister's obsessed with their JPJ.
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Captain tycho wrote:Umm...
Who's buried in NW Ohio that's famous?

EDIT: Oh yeah, I don't live too far from Lima, where Neil Armstrong lives.
(Ok, he's not dead yet but he's the only guy I can think of....) :)
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And then there's http://www.celebritymorgue.com which is a link off Rotten.com, so you can imagine that some of the pictures are rather vile and in bad taste. The main page that I linked to is just text, but clicking on the names there will bring up pictures of dead celebrities, and some of them ain't pretty.
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Jimmy Hendrix, baby! A couple miles away! Bruce Lee too!
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