When will Darth Wong finally embrace Christ as his saviour?

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When will Darth Wong finally embrace Christ as his saviour?

Soon. This atheism thing is just a phase.
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Not soon, but eventually. Old age and mortality will change his tune.
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Never, you fool! Darth Wong is impervious to such nonsense!
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I think I said in my own fucked up way earlier.

Things needed for Mike to except Christ.

1. Hell's exact other demensional location found
2. discovery that it has indeed frozen over
3. Pigs flying
4. Me getting Married
5. A healthy Bribe of Houri angels that do anal (Which for some reason won't tick off Rebbecca)
All those aside, I'll not give up hope. I like Mike too much! :)
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Mr. Wong becomes a moderate christian:

The same time a semi-attractive female willingly dates me.

We'll know he became a fundie when:

A drop--dead gorgeous girl dates me

And we'll know that Fundimentalism Christianity is true, and Mr. Wong has just died and gone into heaven when:

A playboy bunny dates me.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
When will Darth Wong finally embrace Christ as his saviour
The same time Ted gets an American flag tattooed on his chest
I know where he lives, I can arrange the tattooing... :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:Why does Jesus look like he's high and about to take another hit in that painting?
Because Jesus was ALWAYS high...duh. And more importantly...why the hell is he white? God damn Judo-Christian white christian raping bigoted asswipes...
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
Zaia wrote:Why does Jesus look like he's high and about to take another hit in that painting?
Because Jesus was ALWAYS high...duh. And more importantly...why the hell is he white? God damn Judo-Christian white christian raping bigoted asswipes...
The church made him white but if we check history ask why did the Romans needed Judas to show them wich of them was Jesus. :?
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XaLEv wrote:Now, would Iesu side with Wars or Trek?
Wars, I mean...if Jesus has to go destroying the world come armaggedon, you think he'd pick trek?
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Montcalm wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Zaia wrote:Why does Jesus look like he's high and about to take another hit in that painting?
Because Jesus was ALWAYS high...duh. And more importantly...why the hell is he white? God damn Judo-Christian white christian raping bigoted asswipes...
The church made him white but if we check history ask why did the Romans needed Judas to show them wich of them was Jesus. :?
My dad is a minister, so I know quite a bit on religion, and all it's screw ups. So I knew that the catholic church just managed to fuck up once again.
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It doesn't mean I don't get to rant about it though.
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Galvatron wrote:
Lonestar wrote:I'll be honest with ya, dying and going to Heaven sounds much better to me then....dying. :P
Is anal permitted in Heaven?
That might be why it's a sin on Earth.

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Darth Wong wrote:It is absolutely ridiculous to assume that moments of sheer terror and desperation must produce more accurate reasoning, and the appeal to consequence is nothing more than the favoured fallacy of Amway pitchmen.

The "no atheists in foxholes" argument says more about the person who uses it than it does about the existence of God.
IIRC, "no atheists in foxholes" is from "Murphy's Laws of Combat", which are mostly whimsical in nature. It's probably a reference to the tendency of people, no matter how religious, to exclaim various phrases and words while in combat. :P
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[fatalist] It's obvious that Mike will someday succumb to the Light. I mean, we can only convince ourselves that the Bible isn't the literal word of God for so long before we suffer a moment of weakness and are forever drawn into a whirlpool of chaotic devotion. It's like the laws of thermodynamics, only on the spiritual plane.[/fatalist]
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Steve wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:It is absolutely ridiculous to assume that moments of sheer terror and desperation must produce more accurate reasoning, and the appeal to consequence is nothing more than the favoured fallacy of Amway pitchmen.

The "no atheists in foxholes" argument says more about the person who uses it than it does about the existence of God.
IIRC, "no atheists in foxholes" is from "Murphy's Laws of Combat", which are mostly whimsical in nature. It's probably a reference to the tendency of people, no matter how religious, to exclaim various phrases and words while in combat. :P
Yes, very pious ones like "Holy shit" and "Oh my fucking god". :lol:
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LadyTevar wrote:"When God kisses Satan, and the Incarnations applaud"
Hey, it happened in Book 6 :D. Although I liked the book on Thanatos the best.

I don't think anyone else knows what we're talking about...
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Montcalm wrote:And what would you do in heaven sit on a cloud and grab your crotch :?
That's pretty much how I spend my free time here.

Plus the clouds would be lazy-boys.
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Durandal wrote:
Lonestar wrote:I'll be honest with ya, dying and going to Heaven sounds much better to me then....dying. :P
Why? It's not like you know it once you're dead. Just imagine going to sleep and never waking up.
But you at least have dreams when you sleep :D

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