The bad pick-up lines thread

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-21 02:44pm

Stealing from Shakespere....

"How about my toung and your tail"-Taming of the Shrew

"Oh radiant muse let me bask in your presence"-Romeo and Juliet

I could keep going

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-03-21 03:18pm

I can't possibly imagine that any of these actually work.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-21 03:24pm

I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours.

Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all night

what do you like for breakfast?

Thats a nice dress, it'll look good on my floor

here's 20p call your home and tell them your out for the night

Can i borrow your mobile phone, i promised my mother i'd call her when i met the woman/man of my dreams.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-21 03:31pm

Fair nymph fondremembrances in all your aurles.-hamlet

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-21 03:38pm

Damn bitch, you stupid fly. Back that ass up and let me tap that monkey.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-21 03:40pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I can't possibly imagine that any of these actually work.

That's why they're "bad" pickup lines.

Sokar · Post by **Sokar** » 2003-03-21 03:56pm

Strangly, I have seen a few of these work, namely the "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead" and the "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name" and a few others.....but then I do go to University.....

Ryoga · Post by **Ryoga** » 2003-03-21 07:29pm

I heard this one a few years ago, where it was described as "the pick-up line guaranteed to get you slapped":

Hey baby, I may not be the best-looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Sidious · Post by **Sidious** » 2003-03-21 07:47pm

Baby, your father must be a thief, he stole the stars and put them right in your eyes...

*yak*

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-21 11:59pm

"There's a fly on your ass. Mind if I swat it?"

After that:

"It's still there. I might need to do it harder."

"There are 206 bones in your body. Want another one?"

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2003-03-22 12:28am

an oldie but goodie:
"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"