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Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-22 02:53pm

A fucking airplane almost hit my fucking house! Just now!
I live about ten miles from Williams Field airport here in AZ, and these fucking student pilots choose MY house to do dry runs on! Idiot was no more than 30 feet off the goddamned ground when he got the fuckin' engine re-started. *changes soiled undergarments*

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-03-22 02:59pm

Eep.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-22 03:05pm

Holy fuck!!!

Maybe you should call the police...

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-03-22 03:10pm

Frank Hipper wrote:A fucking airplane almost hit my fucking house! Just now!
I live about ten miles from Williams Field airport here in AZ, and these fucking student pilots choose MY house to do dry runs on! Idiot was no more than 30 feet off the goddamned ground when he got the fuckin' engine re-started. *changes soiled undergarments*

Are you talking about simulated engine failures? Cause thats about what you do.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-22 03:11pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Holy fuck!!!

Maybe you should call the police...

He's probably landed by now. It happens all the damned time, you hear a plane overhead, and then they cut power......wait what seems like an eternity, and then the engine comes back on, screaming.
We also get these guys practising their aerobatics routines, and the dogfighter play for a day rentals. I swear, one of these idiots is gonna be the death of me.....
At least I get a free airshow.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-22 03:15pm

Howedar wrote:Are you talking about simulated engine failures? Cause thats about what you do.

Yup. This was the worst, though. He really was low enough that I could see his undercarriage out the window. I ran outside and he was across the street, *maybe* 50 feet off the ground.....

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-22 03:18pm

!!!!

I have planes flying over my house all the time, but they're jumbo jets going to JFK. Quite loud at times.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-22 03:25pm

Dalton wrote:!!!!

I have planes flying over my house all the time, but they're jumbo jets going to JFK. Quite loud at times.

Yeah, I'm also in the flight path for Sky Harbor in Phoenix, but that's 60 or so miles away. The biggies are about 10,000 feet up by the time the get out this way. *Except* for the KC-135 ELINT variant that comes in about a thousand feet off the ground.
You know, reading my posts in this thread makes me think real hard on the famous Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times"....

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-22 03:28pm

Frank Hipper wrote:You know, reading my posts in this thread makes me think real hard on the famous Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times"....

That curse is true for all of us.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-22 04:42pm

Maybe you should report these idiots before one of them can`t restart the engine and crash on your house

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-22 04:47pm

You might want to look into your local laws. Generally aircraft flying above a certain speed need to stay at well above the ground unless they're landing. The exact numbers vary from country to country. Though if your talking about prop planes there likely slow enough not to be restricted.

I suggest you complain to your local airport in any case.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-03-22 04:52pm

You could get one of those old big CB antenas, then your house would become a flying hazard area, and they would had to avoid it. No more flight shows, though, but it sure would save on the laundry bill.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-22 05:11pm

Get a rifle and sit on the roof, aiming at them as they come. That should keep them away.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-03-22 05:20pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Get a rifle and sit on the roof, aiming at them as they come. That should keep them away.

A rifle? Get some serious GTAs, that'll keep them far away.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-22 05:20pm

If you are living in a sparcely populated area, the planes must stay at least 500 feet from any person, structure, or thing unless they are landing or taking off. What these guys are doing over your house is probably simulated engine failures. This is a common practice, as if you lose your engine, you need to know how to secure the aircraft and put it down safely. You really shouldn't be concerned about this. The engine is not actually shut off, it is just idled. To ensure the engine doesn't shut off while idling, it is cleared (temporarily revved up) every 1000 ft. If it does fail near the ground, then the aircraft is already headed toward a clearing and doesn't pose a threat to your house.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-03-22 07:17pm

You should sue them and get rich quick! It's The American Way(TM)!

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-03-22 07:37pm

I used to live directly under the flightline for landing at Orlando International Airport. If it was cloudy (and just as a note, I don't know WHY we're called the Sunshine State, it rains probably 180 days out of the year), they would come in low enough that it sounded like they were landing in the backyard. I was only about 20 minutes drive from the airport district, so it wasn't that far. Scared the heck out of me one night when I'd just fallen asleep and some big plane (prolly a 747) came overhead, rattling our windows. Not quite as noisy as a shuttle coming through, but bad enough.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-22 08:59pm

I live about 10 minutes away from Pearson International Airport in Toronto, and up until they built the 3rd terminal there some years back I was right under the flightlines. Every x-max and March break we'd have planes going over our house every 5 minutes, and anything bigger than a 737 would rattle the windows, and a 747 would shake the whole damn house. It was bad enough that I slept with earplugs on some days.

The other fun part is that they use the airport for all the planes at the Airshow every September. We get military jets flying over our house on the airshow days, and lemme tell you, having a C5 flying low enough that I could hit it with a slingshot ain't my idea of fun. That and the Snowbirds flying in formation doing high-speed turns over my neighbourhood as they loop back towards the airshow. At least we haven't been hit with any sonic booms yet...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-22 09:07pm

When I was in Seattle, I flew out of Boeing/King County Field, which lies 3 miles directly north of Seattle Tacoma International, and directly under the instrument approach course. When the winds were coming from the south, there would be a constant stream of jets on approach into SEATAC, flying over Boeing Field at about 1,200ft. When you took off from Boeing Field, you had to stay usually below 800ft, so that the jumbos coming in a mere 300ft above you wouldn't suck you into their engines.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-22 09:08pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Get a rifle and sit on the roof, aiming at them as they come. That should keep them away.

Better to get some surpluses weather balloons and cabling, and use them to set up a barrage to snare any low flying aircraft.

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2003-03-22 10:53pm

Where I worked this summer I could look out my window and have a clear view of the end of one of the runways at Pearson. When planes fly over for landing during a dry week we get gravel shaken off the roof.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-22 11:07pm

Wicked Pilot,
Yeah, this is a pretty sparcely populated area, and normally planes keep a safe distance, sounding much closer than they actually are, and *rarely* directly over the house. But today, this guy fired up, for all intents and purposes, in my front yard. Something had gone VERY wrong.
Most of the time, the aerobatics and dogfight rentals are really at least a half mile away or more.

Mostly.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-03-23 12:45am

Give us a real distance.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-23 01:03am

Howedar wrote:Give us a real distance.

Guesstimates not good enough?

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