... related thread Yeah I wrote the title so that I could get your attention. This is a funny true story, that has absolutely nothing to do with the war in Iraq.
But this one is for all the Aussies out there. My friend and I were walking down Chapel the other day, and she is a cricketing nut! And low and behold, who happens to do a Chapel run in his convertable? None other than Mr Shane Warne. Anywho, I could give a rat's ass what this moron was doing, however I was to find out that this brief encounter would result in some exchange of views...
As he drove by, my friend turns around and yells; 'Drug dealer!'. Then the little national-discrace-mummy's-boy turns around a flips ME the finger! I mean what the FUCK! Do I look like a girl you drugged up, weight sensitive cunt! So I shouted out; Honk your horn - (he did) - if you take drugs! Got the fucker. Anyway, thought you guys might get a giggle out of that one.
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"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Via money Europe could become political in five years" "... the current communities should be completed by a Finance Common Market which would lead us to European economic unity. Only then would ... the mutual commitments make it fairly easy to produce the political union which is the goal"
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Vympel wrote:Oh yeah- warne ... he's that cricket ... guy.
Cricket bores me to death.
How can you say that? It's only take 93 hours to play one match!!
Seriously, I enjoyed the last hour or so of the SEVEN HOUR MATCH I saw.
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Vympel wrote:Oh yeah- warne ... he's that cricket ... guy.
Cricket bores me to death.
How can you say that? It's only take 93 hours to play one match!!
Seriously, I enjoyed the last hour or so of the SEVEN HOUR MATCH I saw.
I simply can't stand it. Notice how the camera men get bored, and check out the breasts of women in the stands (if there are women in the stands), or worse, pan up to the sky and watch seagulls fly past. The commentators will even say "oh look- there's a seagull". I'm about to slip into a coma whenever I see any cricket. Even the 'one day' matches.
Zoink wrote:Can you tell us what this Shane Warne did so that us non-cricket people can laugh at him too?
His mum slipped a couple of banned drugs into his milk and cookies.
Slipped! Slipped! The guy new what they were and took them willingly. The funny part is the pills were a banned diaretic, he is sensitive about his weight, however rather than go out and exercise he took the easy path.
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Zoink wrote:Can you tell us what this Shane Warne did so that us non-cricket people can laugh at him too?
His mum slipped a couple of banned drugs into his milk and cookies.
Slipped! Slipped! The guy new what they were and took them willingly. The funny part is the pills were a banned diaretic, he is sensitive about his weight, however rather than go out and exercise he took the easy path.
Come on I'm just joshing! But seriously there's no excuses, his mum clearly slipped a couple in his morning weeties.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
The truly sad thing is that you didn't have a couple of meat pies to lob at him.
It would have been doubly amusing. First he would have been covered in pastry and steaming bits of unidentifiable meat product and gravy. Then you could have watched him try and salvage as much of it as possible for later consumption.
Oh and I do find cricket kind of boring, but its a great "background" thing. I'll occasionally have a one-day match on in the background if I'm gaming, surfing the net or sitting around reading a book.
Oh and btw India is getting OWNED by Australia in the World Cup final.
And one final jab - anyone else notice the distinct lack of Britain and NZ?
weemadando wrote:The truly sad thing is that you didn't have a couple of meat pies to lob at him.
It would have been doubly amusing. First he would have been covered in pastry and steaming bits of unidentifiable meat product and gravy. Then you could have watched him try and salvage as much of it as possible for later consumption.
Hey I am an antogonist, not an arnachist!
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
weemadando wrote:Oh and btw India is getting OWNED by Australia in the World Cup final.
Tell me about it. I am in a lose/lose situation. If India by some miracle wins I will have to hear how India is better than Australia for the next month. If India lose (which is almost certain from the tv) I will miss out on my usual 'fun' for the next month as punishment.
Yeah I wrote the title so that I could get your attention. This is a funny true story, that has absolutely nothing to do with the war in Iraq.
So I shouted out; Honk your horn - (he did) - if you take drugs! Got the fucker. Anyway, thought you guys might get a giggle out of that one.
But seriously there's no excuses, his mum clearly slipped a couple in his morning weeties.
