Lesser of evils

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-03-23 09:12am

ok, you have to die for one of these causes, no getting around it, you have to die to further one of these organisations.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-23 09:14am

ACLU. They might embrace lunatic causes and worthy ones with equal fervor but at least they do some good as opposed to all others.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-23 11:10am

ACLU. The champions of free speech, nd the bill of rights. A little over-litigation happy, but what do you expect...they are Lawyers

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-03-23 11:18am

ACLU - They seem to be over-zealous for people instead of against people.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-03-23 11:32am

i had a feeling this was gonna happen. change it to something like ACLU fighting for nambla or "we like to fuck horses" or something. Now THERE'S something worth dying for!the right to shack up with a horse.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-23 11:33am

Rye wrote:Now THERE'S something worth dying for!the right to shack up with a horse.

Damn straight!

Oh, wait, what am I saying...?

j/k

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-23 11:57am

If a guy wants to jack up a horse and the horse doen't back kick, then who are we to stop such a loving relationship. After all we accepted a sheep shagging peadophile fucker here.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-23 12:33pm

ACLU also support the rights of neo-nzi group and the KKK to speak in public. they cant champion the constitutinal rights of one group then say fuck ou to nother that is less popular.. Everyone has the same rights under the law.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-23 02:31pm

Jihad for me. I like the idea of dying and meeting all those virgins in paradise.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-23 02:34pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:Jihad for me. I like the idea of dying and meeting all those virgins in paradise.

Just don't do it in Russia or they'll bury you in a ham lined foot ball coffin and it'd be all for nothing.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-23 02:53pm

Stormbringer wrote:
UltraViolence83 wrote:Jihad for me. I like the idea of dying and meeting all those virgins in paradise.
Just don't do it in Russia or they'll bury you in a ham lined foot ball coffin and it'd be all for nothing.

I don't get it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-23 02:57pm

I'd say the ACLU. They are a bunch of whiners, but they aren't child molesters or fanatics like the other choices.

As for the jihad, what if there are no virgins in paradise? What if they're all fat, ugly broads with a horrid smell?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-23 02:59pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
UltraViolence83 wrote:Jihad for me. I like the idea of dying and meeting all those virgins in paradise.
Just don't do it in Russia or they'll bury you in a ham lined foot ball coffin and it'd be all for nothing.
I don't get it.

After Russia killed all the Islamo-fundies from the theater hostage situation they buried them in coffins covered with pig skin. According to Islamic lore that means you can never get into paradise.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-23 03:03pm

Ah. That seems a little mean...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-23 03:27pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:Ah. That seems a little mean...

Well, those little terrorists should ahve thought of that before they killed people and took hostages. No 72 virgins for them. There are times I wish the US would do that to the terrorists we kill.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-23 03:37pm

I remember reading somewhere that they actually misinterpreted the Koran...It said you would get 72 raisins instead of virgins. God, that's gotta be a bummer when you arrive.

Edit: changed "mistranslated" to "misinterpreted."

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-23 03:39pm

A man once said "I may not agree what with what you say but i'll fight to the death for your right to say it".

ACLU got my vote.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-23 04:57pm

The ACLU is the only group that does something of value. The other three are completely worthless.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-23 05:17pm

Could I die taking them all out at once?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-23 05:19pm

Your right ACLU is the only one that does have redeeming qualitites, I do like having my civil rights.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-23 07:19pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:ACLU also support the rights of neo-nzi group and the KKK to speak in public. they cant champion the constitutinal rights of one group then say fuck ou to nother that is less popular.. Everyone has the same rights under the law.

They are also staunchly anti Second Amendment. Odd, they are all for hte first, but hate the second...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-23 08:03pm

Nathan F wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:ACLU also support the rights of neo-nzi group and the KKK to speak in public. they cant champion the constitutinal rights of one group then say fuck ou to nother that is less popular.. Everyone has the same rights under the law.
They are also staunchly anti Second Amendment. Odd, they are all for hte first, but hate the second...

True, but they don't believe they have the right to engage in anal intercourse with little boys, they don't want everyone either living in the 10th Century or dead, and they don't bomb abortion clinics and threaten differing thinkers with eternal hellfire. So, advantage, ACLU.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-03-23 09:23pm

Stormbringer wrote:According to Islamic lore that means you can never get into paradise.

Na-a-a-ah. The lore is BS.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-03-23 10:08pm

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-23 10:18pm

I say ACLU.

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