DAMN WINDOWS KEY!!

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-03-23 03:13pm

How does one disable this object of Satan?

Every CS game I go in, this unholy relic somehow comes on and kills me!!

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-03-23 03:14pm

You play CS. Ew. Play a real game like DoD or America's Army. Then you won't have that problem. Somehow.

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2003-03-23 03:18pm

You will need the following:

1: A knife
2: The keyboard

Take knife, insert under key, pop off. Done.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-23 03:21pm

Daltonator wrote:You will need the following:

1: A knife
2: The keyboard

Take knife, insert under key, pop off. Done.

Hi Dalton!

Anyways, it happens to me at times when I play Quake, but I have all my keybinds away from the Hellspawn key

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-23 03:28pm

Is this Daltonator the Dalton we know and love HA! or some other person that just happens to have the name Dalton?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-03-23 03:30pm

2000AD wrote:Is this Daltonator the Dalton we know and love HA! or some other person that just happens to have the name Dalton?

He's really Dalton.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-23 03:33pm

Even if it is Dalton it's also a n00b. and in that case

*POUNDER POKE*

forgive me it was too much to resist. How many chances do you get to poke a supermod?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-23 03:37pm

Good point pounder!

POKE!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-23 04:13pm

Let the pokefest begin!

*poke* *poke* *poke*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-23 04:14pm

Hi again, Dalton!

In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-23 04:43pm

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-03-23 04:46pm

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-23 04:51pm

Damnit Einhander! Why the fuck do you have to post that sodding big message! Have some feeling for people on Dial-ups will ya!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-23 05:00pm

OK if Daltonator is Dalton does it mean he`s suffering from multiple personnality disorder

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-23 05:03pm

Montcalm wrote:OK if Daltonator is Dalton does it mean he`s suffering from multiple personnality disorder

Read Daltonator's sig

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-23 05:07pm

2000AD wrote:
Montcalm wrote:OK if Daltonator is Dalton does it mean he`s suffering from multiple personnality disorder
Read Daltonator's sig

Sorry i did like most people when they sign an insurance contract,i did`nt read the fine print

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-23 05:11pm

GRID-FIRE POKE! to Daltonator.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-23 05:12pm

Not a disorder, just a big hunking target of a massive

*poke*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-23 05:15pm

*hops on the bandwagon* I wanna shot at him too!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke, slings over shoulder, and triangulates the position of the n00b* POKE!!!!!!!

J · Post by J » 2003-03-23 05:19pm

*pokey*
*pokey*
*poke*

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2003-03-23 05:36pm

Sektor31 wrote:How does one disable this object of Satan?

Every CS game I go in, this unholy relic somehow comes on and kills me!!

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=n ... indows+key

http://windows.about.com/library/tips/bltip086.htm
http://www.windows-help.net/WindowsXP/tune-151.html
https://iats.missouri.edu/iats/servlet/ ... icle/20522

My that was hard.

:edit: Play a better game while your at it too. New games can handle the windows key, and they have the benefit of better gameplay, better community, etc

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-23 06:56pm

Eh, what the Hell...

*poke*

Sektor31 · Post by **Sektor31** » 2003-03-23 07:01pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-03-23 08:33pm

OMGZORZ, W00T, someone else who plays CS!!!!! One of the last things I'd expect to find on a ST vs SW board. Anyway, to the topic.

My Windows Key was temporarily pried off during a LAN party, but I lost the thing, and I say good riddance, that little bastard has screwed up my computer games more times than I can count.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-23 08:35pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:OMGZORZ, W00T, someone else who plays CS!!!!! One of the last things I'd expect to find on a ST vs SW board. Anyway, to the topic.

My Windows Key was temporarily pried off during a LAN party, but I lost the thing, and I say good riddance, that little bastard has screwed up my computer games more times than I can count.

KeWl another N00b!!!! Nevermind the fact that you're a CS heathen rather than a Disciple of Quake, Welcome Aboard!!!

In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

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