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The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-03-23 11:15pm

Ted wrote:
Zaia wrote:*scratches head*
But...I don't have a fanfic.....
Thats the point silly, you are supposed to write one.

That too

(I've been wondering what would happen if the Cowboy Bebop turned up in the SW galaxy...)

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-23 11:17pm

I already have an Empire to rule, and it would be easy to expand the great HAB to encompass the Earth. The Great Leader proclaims that he shall be the ruler of this world!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-23 11:18pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:INFIDELS! NONE OF YOU ARE TRULY WORHTY TO LEAD THE ARMIES OF WARSIE ASSHOLES, THE ARMIES OF LOGIC, AND THE ARMIES OF OTHER COOL SHIT, LIKE THAT OF LORD WONG!

BOW DOW TO YOUR LEADER!!! HAIL WONG!!! HAIL WONG!!!! HAIL WONG!!!

[/rabid Wongite]

ALL SHALL GIVE PRAISE TO LORD WONG! MAY HE LEAD US TO VICTORY OVER THE RABID CREATIONISTS AND TREKKIES! MAY HE GRNT US VICTORY OVER ALL WONGLESS INFIDELS AND GIVE US ALL POSITIONS OF POWER IN HIS HOLY EMPIRE! GIVE PRAISE TO THE WONG GOD! MAY THE HEATHENS SUFFER HIS WRATH

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-23 11:20pm

More proof of the Warsuk-hai

Kidding, guys!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-23 11:20pm

The Dark: That's ok, don't worry about it.

Ted: Ohhhh........I've actually been thinking about it, but haven't come up with any decent ideas, so..yeah. Nothin' yet.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-23 11:21pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I already have an Empire to rule, and it would be easy to expand the great HAB to encompass the Earth. The Great Leader proclaims that he shall be the ruler of this world!

*loads up his GAU-8 and puts AGM-64 Mavericks and 2000lb GBUs to ready for the long awaited Great War of HAB Expansion*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-23 11:21pm

Empress Zaia I sure has a nice ring to it. I'm just want a high paid but workless job and she'd have my vote.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-03-23 11:22pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:INFIDELS! <snip>

[/rabid Wongite]

ALL SHALL GIVE PRAISE TO LORD WONG! <snip>

OK, now y'all are just startin' to frighten me...

Rabid Wongites, indeed...almost fundamentalist in their loud, obnoxious proclamation of what they claim to be the word of their deity. Of course, the Saxonites just consider them a heretical sect.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-23 11:28pm

JediNeophyte wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Darkstar. With Arm-in-ass as his Grand Vizier, patkelly as his Minister of Education, and Pavel as the Speaker of the Senate.

*hides*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
COUP!

Fool. You can't overthrow the Axis of Stupidity!

They will reach the stupidity critical mass and spontaneously combust.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-23 11:29pm

The Dark wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:INFIDELS! <snip>

[/rabid Wongite]

ALL SHALL GIVE PRAISE TO LORD WONG! <snip>
OK, now y'all are just startin' to frighten me...

Rabid Wongites, indeed...almost fundamentalist in their loud, obnoxious proclamation of what they claim to be the word of their deity. Of course, the Saxonites just consider them a heretical sect.

HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE PROPHETS OF THE ALMIGHTY WONG! VILE WONGLESS HEATHEN. WE SHALL DESTROY YOU AND SEPERATE YOU FROM YOUR PRECIOUS WONG FOR ALL ETERNTY! YOU SHALL DWELL IN A LOGICLESS WORLD WHERE STAR TREK PHYSICS ARE YOUR BED, AND CREATIONISM YOUR BLANKET! YOU SHALL DWELL IN THE DOMAIN OF DARKSTAR AND ASU COWARD! YOU SHALL NOW KNOW PH33R! REPUGNANT WONGLESS INFIDEL!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-23 11:32pm

The Dark wrote:OK, now y'all are just startin' to frighten me...

Rabid Wongites, indeed...almost fundamentalist in their loud, obnoxious proclamation of what they claim to be the word of their deity. Of course, the Saxonites just consider them a heretical sect.

SILENCE CREATURE! YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK! THE WONG GOD SHALL STRIKE THEE DOWN, AND LOGIC SHALL SEEP FROM YOUR WOUNDS! SAXTON GLADLY BOWS DOWN TO THE WONG GOD, HIS TRIBUTE THE EPIDSODE II INCREDIBLE-CROSS SECTIONS! FOR THE WONG GOD IS INFALLIBLE IN HIS QUEST TO CRUSH FUNDIE-TREKTARDS!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-23 11:34pm

*sniffs the air*

Hmm, smells like ssssssssssssssssssspam...... Bleck.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-23 11:36pm

Zaia wrote:*sniffs the air*

Hmm, smells like ssssssssssssssssssspam...... Bleck.

What? You slander your loyal supporters?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-23 11:36pm

Zaia wrote:*sniffs the air*

Hmm, smells like ssssssssssssssssssspam...... Bleck.

*kisses cheek* Thanks for pointing that out, babe.