Holy jesus

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-22 07:56pm

My mom feels sorry for plants when we eat them..................................

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-22 08:01pm

Thats just fucked up. I suppose she feels the same about animals?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-22 08:04pm

I'm watching this thread.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-22 08:07pm

In the immortal words of my brother's t-shirt: "How many vegetables had to DIE to make your stupid salad?"

GO MEAT

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-22 08:22pm

I'm watching this thread.

Should be interesting to see peoples opinions. Quite frankly, my mother makes me sick. What has become of the species!?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-03-22 08:48pm

well all you have to do is drill into your mother the fact that OUR SPECIES ARE ANIMALS. we are not seperate to the animal kingdom and never have been. make her get over her animal self denial, make the world a better place.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-22 09:13pm

she knows this. shes just an overly emotional fool. -_-

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-03-22 09:15pm

I feel sorry for my computer after I install Winblows.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-22 10:55pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I feel sorry for my computer after I install Winblows.

I feel sorry for all the germs after I wash my hands. Sure, they're out to kill me, but I don't need to massacre them.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-22 11:24pm

well i can understand the windows thing. no computer deserves such horrible treatment.

I say we start PETC -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Computers.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-03-22 11:49pm

Humans, and a few other animals, are the only animals, which beyond the normal criterion of wishing to eat and have sex, which can draw utter pleasure from the harm of others. This is the conscience feeling guilty about everything that is at work.
I personally am thankful and regretful that any animal or plant died to feed me but that lasts about a second before I dig in. Why? Because the food I eat had, at one time, one very important thing in common with me. Both of us were alive. Now it is just me. Think about this too long and you might just get depressed, or if you are a sadistic freak like kojikun you'll start eating things alive(j/k of course). But I always remember that I'm eating the food before me not because I'm better or more evolved, which I am of course neither, but because I'm hungry and require food. That is all the reason I need.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-23 12:51am

There are no gagh shops around here. =\

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-03-23 09:28pm

kojikun wrote:My mom feels sorry for plants when we eat them..................................

Kindly explain to her the reason that humans have teeth. Unless you want to eat nothing but synthetic "food" (McDonalds McNuggets and Milkshakes, Squeezie Cheez/Cheez Whiz, Kraft Macaroni & Cheeze, and Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs and Balogni) I would suggest you do this quickly.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-03-24 07:13am

And I thought my mother was cracked....No offense, I hope

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-24 08:55am

Jesus mythical christ!

Ok, there is one groupf creatures on this planet well not eat. My reptiian frends(The way see it, I am eating my life's passion, and my livelyhood)

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-03-24 09:10am

Bah to not eating stuff.

I figure, if it tastes good and/or makes me healthy, strong, smart, or potent, and someone else is willing to take the time to kill and cook it for me, it better not have anything scheduled in its appointment book other than, "11:15 - Digest slowly in Lagmonster's belly".

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-03-24 12:57pm

So if she doesn't want to eat vegetables or meat, what does she eat?

"Can you stop the meat from thinking before I swallow all of it..?"-Marilyn Manson

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-24 01:15pm

Save a million blades of innocent grass, kill one cow.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-24 01:46pm

Wow...... Is she this empathetic towards people too, or is it just food products?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-03-24 04:38pm

OVERLY sympathetic towards people.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-24 04:41pm

Zoink wrote:Save a million blades of innocent grass, kill one cow.

The buffalo where murdering the great plains before the power of the gun brought there rampage of terror to an end.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-03-25 02:11pm

Simply put: Vegetables are what food eats.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-03-25 07:06pm

I feel sorry for the sperm that die because of my masturbation. Do you know that they live for about 10 minutes after ejaculation? They sit there on your towel in the hamper saying "help us, it's dark in here" while you go about your business. Damn, I am depressed. Oh well, I am off to kill some sperm cells.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-25 07:30pm

I feel sorry for all the stupid, neurotic fucknuts who feel sorry for their food! But here's some advice -- whenever you meet one of these pathetic puddles of pussyhood, tell them to fucking off themselves. Explain that it's the only way to ensure that all of the poor plants and animals of Planet Earth can flourish and write flowery fucking poetry -- or whatever. Play into the twisted little Disney guilt trip. The way I see it, the more of these scum eliminate themselves from the ecosystem, the better off we'll all be.

Man, I really am evil.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-25 07:37pm

People these days. Heaven forbid we humansEAT.

What cruel, cruel creatures we are that we strive to LIVE by ingesting other living things, even if they have no emotions or thought process whatsoever, like plants. How terrible that we EXIST for that matter. Why don't all of evil, evil humans just go away? Then all the plants and animals would live in harmony.

No wait, they wouldn't. They'dEAT EACH OTHER.

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