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Kojikun's post severly disturbs me. Any spelling mistakes in this post can be attributed to the fact that my eyes have been burnt out of their sockets.
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Hey, no one said you had to read it.
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Pcm979 wrote:Kojikun's post severly disturbs me. Any spelling mistakes in this post can be attributed to the fact that my eyes have been burnt out of their sockets.
Bah, lightweight.

I wonder how you would react to the information that some men are capable of fucking themselves in the ass.
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RedImperator wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:it is possible...Ron Jeremy did it (before he got too fat) in The Devil In Miss Jones. then again he did have a foot long schlong.....
Oh. Well in that case, I shouldn't have any problems.


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Ok, that, and the one you made just before, are classic IMO. :D
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RogueIce wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:it is possible...Ron Jeremy did it (before he got too fat) in The Devil In Miss Jones. then again he did have a foot long schlong.....
Oh. Well in that case, I shouldn't have any problems.


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Ok, that, and the one you made just before, are classic IMO. :D
:D Thanks. I've been "on" lately. And hey, thanks everyone who congratulated me. :D
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XaLEv wrote:
Pcm979 wrote:Kojikun's post severly disturbs me. Any spelling mistakes in this post can be attributed to the fact that my eyes have been burnt out of their sockets.
Bah, lightweight.

I wonder how you would react to the information that some men are capable of fucking themselves in the ass.
I'd wonder about the logistics. :D
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