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RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-24 06:25pm

Durandal. He's like a mini-Wong, and even though we don't see totally eye-to-eye politically, he's in favor of leagalizing marijuana and abolishing the income tax, which is enough for me. Plus, I figure if I support him for Emperor, I'll be part of his inner circle, and I can get some of his castoff poontang.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-24 11:38pm

RedImperator wrote:Durandal. He's like a mini-Wong, and even though we don't see totally eye-to-eye politically, he's in favor of leagalizing marijuana and abolishing the income tax, which is enough for me. Plus, I figure if I support him for Emperor, I'll be part of his inner circle, and I can get some of his castoff poontang.

Yeah really. To be honest my second choice is a toss up between him and Stormbringer. And Durandal will havve LOTS of cast off poontang(not only is he the richest most powerful man in the world, but he also has te benifit of being DAMN sexy)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-24 11:40pm

I suppose no one would vote for me right

I feel so hated

*crys*

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-03-24 11:44pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I suppose no one would vote for me right

I feel so hated *crys*

Sorry, Alyrium, but anyone who has Raistlin for an avatar worries me just slightly

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Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-24 11:50pm

I still vote for Wong, minus the over-sized fanatic rants.

P.S. W00TAGE! JEDI COUNCIL MEMBER! To all those who thought I couldn't make it:

IN YOUR FACE!

Look at me now sucka foo's! Soon enough I'll have a custom title, modship (Let me have my dreams, jackass!), and full flung control of the board.

Its only a matter of time I assure you, Da Gnomer shall cleanse this land of tall folk! Only the Gnomish Hordes shall triumph! Hail Gnomage! Hail Gnomage! HAIL! HAIL!!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-24 11:50pm

Shinova wrote:I think I'll vote Zaia for the moment. She's nice, which will be good for fairness for all denizens, and she's got a mean streak necessary for hard politics or military action.

Note: I think Zaia has a mean streak. She doesn't seem to show it much, so it's hard to judge on that.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-24 11:52pm

Either Red or the Duchess, my views are closest to theirs...

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-24 11:58pm

Durran Korr wrote:Either Red or the Duchess, my views are closest to theirs...

The Dutchess will give you six hour State of the Empire addresses, half of which would be in Latin and full of references to dead guys nobody's ever heard of. I'll give you cheap, abundant booze, drugs, hookers, firearms and lesbian porn. I think the choice is pretty clear.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-03-25 12:03am

Zaia wrote:
Shinova wrote:I think I'll vote Zaia for the moment. She's nice, which will be good for fairness for all denizens, and she's got a mean streak necessary for hard politics or military action.

Note: I think Zaia has a mean streak. She doesn't seem to show it much, so it's hard to judge on that.

AAIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Anyway, to help Zaia, I would want to see the following as her advisors:

Wong - General advisor and head of Military R&D

Rob Wilson and Sea Skimmer - Military advisors

Alyrium Denryle, Durandal, and Duchess of Zeon - Chief Ambassadors

(The guy whose tax-handling office got burned down, forgot his name) - Treasurer

Yosemite Bear, Stormbringer, and His Divine Shadow - Public security

The Four Horsemen - Military Intelligence

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-25 12:03am

RedImperator wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Either Red or the Duchess, my views are closest to theirs...
The Dutchess will give you six hour State of the Empire addresses, half of which would be in Latin and full of references to dead guys nobody's ever heard of. I'll give you cheap, abundant booze, drugs, hookers, firearms and lesbian porn. I think the choice is pretty clear.

I'll say. That and your self-slurping will provide for hours of entertainment.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-25 12:16am

Who doesn't want a sexy emperor like me?
By the way, Shinova, I'd make a bad ambassador. As Mike once pointed out, my nickname is a ground-penetrating bomb.

By the way, Zaia wouldn't fill the "Emperor" role. She'd be an Empress. I think the best solution would be to have her and me split the role. Emperor Durandal and Empress Zaia.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-25 12:19am

RedImperator wrote:(snip)

... like a mini-Wong, ...

(snip)

Mini-Wong? Custom Title, or an possible insult to our Sith Lord? Either way would work for me!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-25 12:19am

Mmmmm...Empress Zaia has such a lovely ring to it.

I'm not sure I'd be any good at that sort of thing, though. I'd be too busy helping people out instead of ruling with an iron fist or whatever.

Maybe it would be best to pair up with someone...*strokes chin* Hmmm...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-25 12:22am

Here's a question: If the ruling individual's spouse was of the same sex, what would that person be called? Emperor/Empress Consort?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-25 12:25am

I think I should point out now that the word "Imperator" is the Latin root of "Emperor". Just one more of my obvious qualifications.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-25 12:27am

RedImperator wrote:I think I should point out now that the word "Imperator" is the Latin root of "Emperor". Just one more of my obvious qualifications.

It's also a class of Star Destroyers. You'll be a grand admiral if I'm Emperor.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-25 12:31am

Durandal wrote:
RedImperator wrote:I think I should point out now that the word "Imperator" is the Latin root of "Emperor". Just one more of my obvious qualifications.
It's also a class of Star Destroyers. You'll be a grand admiral if I'm Emperor.

That sounds like a nice consolation prize. I'll make you Minister of Public Morality if I'm Emperor.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-25 12:40am

Zaia wrote:Mmmmm...Empress Zaia has such a lovely ring to it.

That it does.

Zaia wrote:I'm not sure I'd be any good at that sort of thing, though. I'd be too busy helping people out instead of ruling with an iron fist or whatever.

Maybe it would be best to pair up with someone...*strokes chin* Hmmm...

I'd be happy to provide the iron fist if you want to be the loveable one.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-25 12:43am

RedImperator wrote:
Durandal wrote:
RedImperator wrote:I think I should point out now that the word "Imperator" is the Latin root of "Emperor". Just one more of my obvious qualifications.
It's also a class of Star Destroyers. You'll be a grand admiral if I'm Emperor.
That sounds like a nice consolation prize. I'll make you Minister of Public Morality if I'm Emperor.

The question remains of who's going to be Vice Emperor ... the guy who waits for the Emperor to die.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-25 01:05am

Durandal wrote:The question remains of who's going to be Vice Emperor ... the guy who waits for the Emperor to die.

There shall be nine of them, and by law the remaining eight shall be put to death when one ascends to the throne. This should keep them stabbing each other rather than me.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-03-25 01:41am

Its jsut as well no one otes for me as I despise responsibility inherent with leadership. I think i'd rather have a cozy spot like Vader did, except trade in his ambition in exchange for a bigger flagship.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-25 08:39am

Durandal wrote:Who doesn't want a sexy emperor like me?

Staight guys that dont like sloppy seconds?

The women and gay guys will love you though...And by the way...What possition (if any) in your empire would you give me if I support you for emperor(vote buying is fun)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-25 08:40am

Durandal wrote:The question remains of who's going to be Vice Emperor ... the guy who waits for the Emperor to die.

I'll take that

I shall be the remainder after i have the rest assassinated

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-25 08:43am

The Dark wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I suppose no one would vote for me right

I feel so hated *crys*
Sorry, Alyrium, but anyone who has Raistlin for an avatar worries me just slightly .

*casts shocking grasp*

.SILENCE FOOL!*casts burnng hands as you lay on the ground cunvulsing*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-25 10:50am

I'm a bit afraid what will be said if I ask what I can bargain with to become Empress...