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"Breaking News: Saddam's corpse found!"

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Did any one get this in your e-mail today? This idiot thinks he can fool someone by calling the sender "Fox News", but here is what this anus is really selling:
!!! THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF ANIME AND HENTAI PORN !!!

We've got 1000's of ultra hi quality hentai harlots, cartoon cuties and
manga mommas! The most insane toon sex you will ever see! Anime and toon
pictures you won't find anywhere on the web. You will have access to 1000's
of xxx video feeds with sound, flash action, stories, jokes and adult games.
Cartoon 69 - Extreme Toon Sex
Cartoon 69 features the most japanese anime and manga, 1000's of toon images, toon hardcore videos, flash animations and something BRAND NEW!!!
INTERACTIVE TOONS - More than 100's of hot characters!
Get dirty with your favorite toon, your slut toon wont say no to you.
She'll do anal, fisting, orgies you name it! They are here to please you!!
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If you LOVE PORN, this is a must see! If you are HORNY, this is a must see!
If you love TOON SEX, this is a must see!
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What's next? From gary32542cole@yahoo.com, in case anyone would like to flame him.
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Yay! Hentai! :D

Have a very nice day.
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Fucker! These are all paysites! I don't want to pay for hentai!
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fgalkin wrote:Yay! Hentai! :D
Someone was bound to say it...why couldn't it have been me? :)
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LoL, they'll do anything to make you open their mail.
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LOL, he saw "FOX News' and didn't immediately realize it was porn. I mean that's what you get when you type it in.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:LOL, he saw "FOX News' and didn't immediately realize it was porn. I mean that's what you get when you type it in.
Well, DUH!!!!!!!!!!! Of couse some like that was going to happen. I'm not an idiot :roll:
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damnit, fucking pay sites >|
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Still have yet to see the turn on of friggen cartoons...
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send a copy of the original mail to abuse@yahoo.com, Im pretty sure that mail is in violation fo their TOS and its always fun to stick it to these fucking companies.
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Gotta kill them all,

my mail account is dead right now, until I can get some more fundage...
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SCUM! I never realised how fortunate I was to rarely get that kind of crap in my inbox....
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Reminds me of the time Jesus sent me an email asking me if I needed a penis enlargement...
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Reminds me of the time Jesus sent me an email asking me if I needed a penis enlargement...
:shock: :| :) :D :lol: You're kidding, right?
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Reminds me of the time Jesus sent me an email asking me if I needed a penis enlargement...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nathan F wrote:Still have yet to see the turn on of friggen cartoons...
To each his own...

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