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Khaat wrote:I think a number of things have been overlooked:
1) What defines "superpower"? Is a charismatic politician assumed to be a super-powered individual? Is a super model super-powered? Is it the mutant "X-gene"? Is it demonstrated powers? Is it potential powers? What about the training-and-gear supers (The Batman, Hawkeye, etc.)?
I'm pretty sure Gwenn Stacy gave that speech in an issue of Spiderman.
2)if governments decide to do this, why wouldn't private corporations already have been doing it and perhaps oppose the government from getting in on it? "Mr. Parker is a licensed security consultant."

Ideally, authorities would collect those "supers" after commission of ordinary crimes (those they could, anyway) and put the offer in front of them: "You can do 3-6 months for burglary, or you can sign up for our program; voluntary participation, paid training, and a term of service."
We register felons and sex offenders, why not supers as they offend and not before?
There's basically no ideal solution that doesn't result in one group becoming second-class citizens.
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General Zod wrote:I'm pretty sure Gwenn Stacy gave that speech in an issue of Spiderman.

Sorry, haven't read Spiderman since the 80's, and only for a short span of the alien-symbiote costume story (pre Venom).
I actually drew this from the 80's X-men graphic Novel God Loves, Man Kills, where the POTUS starts bleeding from the ears when Reverend Strucker(?) turns on his mutant-killing machine powered by a brainwashed Professor X....
General Zod wrote:There's basically no ideal solution that doesn't result in one group becoming second-class citizens.
Which is why I was suggesting only registering after they've been convicted of crime.
There could be volunteers to the "Supers Police Program" (possibly after an failed -or successful!- attempt at vigilante-ism), but they'd be registered under a "codename/badge number", not their civilian ids (somehow) - just like military and law enforcement, they'd be "on file", but protected by their bureaucracy's red tape from having their lives ripped open. (What happens when you start cyber-stalking FBI agents?)

The Avengers Initiative put together agents of SHIELD (Barton, Romanov) with known individuals operating within (Stark), outside (Banner), or beyond (Thor*) the law. This only fell apart because the parent agency did. It was also voluntary.
*Okay, strictly speaking, Thor wasn't part of the Initiative, he was blended in as a courtesy.

As the alternative to "policing superpowers" is to fall to anarchy regarding them by doing nothing, yes, it's worth trying.
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This argument precisely parallels one of the major arguments used against gun control: "if having unregistered superpowers is a crime, only criminals will use unregistered superpowers."

Before I pursue this issue further, I would like to ask: what is your position on a national gun registry database?
To me, such a thing seems a bit unnecessarily invasive, and not very helpful. First, there are a lot of stolen guns running around out there, and second, anyone who's moderately handy with tools can make a fully automatic weapon in their garage. It's actually easier to make a full-auto gun than it is to make a semi-auto only gun.

I guess a national gun registry could be a little help in catching someone who did a shooting on a sudden impulse and couldn't figure out how to cover their tracks afterward.

It's also worth pointing out that vigilante-ism is already illegal (at least I think so), so you could simply prosecute vigilante supers under existing laws.
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I like the approach that someone mentioned about offering jobs to people with specific capabilities - if someone can generate large amounts of electricity, then offering them a lucrative position at the electric company would be smart. If someone can turn invisible, then I'm sure the military would be quick to offer them a high-paying job.

It would seem prudent to record someone's super powers, (if present), as part of their criminal record, should they be convicted of a crime.

While I would absolutely support equal rights for super-powered individuals, it only seems prudent to require full disclosure in certain circumstances - like psychics can't take part in poker games, telekinetics can't play roulette or slot machines, or those with superstrength/speed can't play professional sports.

However, such people would also be highly sought after by construction companies - a person stronger than a bulldozer would be immensely useful, or a person that couldn't be hurt would make a great prison or security guard.
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One way to 'police'-- albeit very subtly so-- would be to give them *jobs*. Take Flash-type superspeeders; how would you like to be able to perform an organ transplant where you can literally take the organs out of someone's body in Beijing, and less than 5 minutes later they're in New York, ready to transplant? Or extremely classified hand-carry messages. The President writes a note, gives it to the messenger and tells him to give it to the Prime Minister, and he's back in ten minutes with a response. No need for a potentially unsecure phone call.

Police applications-- crowd control-- a riot starts, and within seconds all the rioters are laying on the floor, tied up securely.

Municipal-- have them take turns on a hamster wheel in exchange for free food and medical care; said hamster wheel is connected to a dynamo...

You get the idea. In exchange for benefits, they perform tasks that their powers are suited to. Super-strength heroes ram roads through mountains, industrial salvage, etc; super-intelligences work together to develop new technology and explore the boundaries of science; people with other more esoteric powers find some application for whatever they have. It's basically a free government job with strings attached.

EDIT: Well, so the jobs thing isn't original. So sue me :P
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Zeropoint wrote:It's also worth pointing out that vigilante-ism is already illegal (at least I think so), so you could simply prosecute vigilante supers under existing laws.
This. Or offer them a deal ("community service hours") to include training, and so they can network with mundane first-responders.
If they're successful (like The Batman) or already working for an authority (Captain America), catch them when they fail, same deal.

The issue I see coming up in Captain America: Civil War is that the Faceless Authority(TM) is responding to the Winter Soldier with a kill order out of the gate, not a kill-or-capture order, not an investigation to rumors of breaking brainwashing/conditioning. As far as spy movie stuff, totally legit. Except that Cap has grown to question who's giving the orders and why.
It isn't the authority, but the singular individual making the final decision that's above reproach that's the issue. Voted into office, promoted by predecessors/superiors, or just a vigilante.

When it's life-or-death, that has to be under more scrutiny.
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I fully agree with the comments on jobs for supers. Interestingly, it kind of explains why supervillains all seem to be some shade of crazy: a SANE person, even one who cares nothing for anyone but themselves, will realize that it's easier and safer to make money legitimately with their powers.

Hmm, on the other hand, if you're talking about Lex Luthor style supervillainy, there are already plenty of real-world examples. Someone like Trump probably wouldn't have any qualms about using superpowers to further his quest for money and power.
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Zeropoint wrote:I fully agree with the comments on jobs for supers. Interestingly, it kind of explains why supervillains all seem to be some shade of crazy: a SANE person, even one who cares nothing for anyone but themselves, will realize that it's easier and safer to make money legitimately with their powers.

Hmm, on the other hand, if you're talking about Lex Luthor style supervillainy, there are already plenty of real-world examples. Someone like Trump probably wouldn't have any qualms about using superpowers to further his quest for money and power.

Agreed... for all the trouble they go through to craft a plan and break in/steal the stuff they want, (especially given that most *know* that superheroes patrol the area), you'd think they'd just sell some of their gadgets, (even if they were stripped down versions of them), or maybe just directly offer their services.
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I've been thinking about this some more, and I've realize that there is even more to say. Creating a registry isn't just difficult when its individuals with "subtle" powers (mental, invisibility, etc), its difficult if not unacceptably intrusive period. Super strength? The single most well known character with super strength is a guy who disguises himself by putting on a pair of glasses and has a day job as a reporter. The very nature of the power means that sheer muscle mass alone can't possibly do the job, hence the whole "tactile telekinesis" thing Superman had. His six pack abs don't necessarily give him away as Clark Kent, and by the same token if he wanted to, Kal El could become Clark Kent full time and no one would know what happened to the Man of Steel. So think about it. In order to register someone, one of a few things has to be true:

1) that person already used their powers in public, in which case the authorities can already find public records of this anyway. Doubly so if that person has committed a crime and their powers are recorded with their criminal record. If they are a masked vigilante, you don't actually have to know their real name, after all. You just go and arrest them for their vigilante behavior, and you can ask about their identity at the police station.

2) the person's powers comes with some kind of visible stigma that prevents them from hiding it easily. Examples of this do exist in fiction: many of the X-Men have unique physiology, like Beast; saiyans have their tails (unless it has been amputated); diclonii have their horns; and Starfire has that alien skin tone and culture/psychology. But due to the standard tropes of the Superhero genre, this is rarely the case. And besides which, if there is such an identifiable stigma, what need is there for a registry? A conventional investigation can already narrow down the list of suspects by saying "oh, the attacker used energy blasts. Well, we're probably dealing with a Namekian or a Saiyan. This won't be too hard." If anything, its in these cases that profiling becomes much more acceptable than it is in real life, while a registry is much more pointless and probably counterproductive from a political or legal perspective.

3) the powers don't come with a visible stigma and since super powered people like to keep it secret, in order to register anyone who won't willingly come forward you are forced to investigate them using profiling and other tools. And at this point, if the government is now investigating citizens who have done nothing against the criminal code and have done nothing to indicate they would, then it really is an invasion of privacy that will likely harm people who don't have superpowers at all. Just saying "these people could misuse their powers against the criminal code" doesn't justify it, because that logic applies to literally everyone with the ability to procure a weapon and use it.

Invasion of privacy like this is important for many reasons, one of which might simply be that even if the list isn't shared with the public like the sex offender list is, if its shared with local law enforcement you are just asking for police harassment of people who in most cases realistically have no interest in using their powers to fight or commit crime. It might also create social problems, say for example if people just plain distrust telepaths even if telepathy is limited or requires some sort of unintuitive mental skills (like, say, identfying whose thoughts you are currently hearing). People might find shapeshifters creepy, super strong individuals intimidating, telekinetics threatening, and so on. There are legal, economic, and political issues to think about here, and this is all just assuming that the powers are evenly distributed across racial, gender, national, and political lines (if not, the issue gets entangled with those issues). And even then, would a super strong white man be treated the same way as a super strong black man? In this country? By the cops? I find that dubious.

And remember, invasion of privacy is not just a concern for the super themselves. Its a concern for everyone that super knows, like their family. Peter Parker has his loved ones to think about, and that's prudent because he is a vigilante with powerful enemies. But there are other examples. In the webcomic "Strong Female Protagonist," the main character (who has the same power set as Superman before he could fly) gets jaded with being a costumed superhero even though she was government sanctioned-- she doesn't feel like she is truly changing the world. So she decides to oust herself on public television when she retires the mask. Problem is, when she did that she accidentally doxxed her own family and the government is forced to give them police protection, because while she may be immune to bullets her parents and sister cannot say the same thing.

If there is a social stigma on people who have superpowers (which is implied by the very existence of a registry), then everyone that the super knows will have to deal with the consequences of associating with them, because the public and even the law can be fickle, ignorant, idiotic, and bigoted.

The only real question about how supers ought to be treated differently by law enforcement is how the cops are literally going to catch and arrest a super, which is complicated by the nature of a given power. I would like to note here that if any supergenius gadgeteer like Tony Stark or Bruce Wane comes onto the scene, they could make a fortune simply selling these gadgets to the authorities rather than using them to inflate their own egos.
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As an addendum, there should probably be some leniency in how quickly we settle on the "Go to prison or do community service" route for superpowered criminals. Probably a lot of them would just be normal people who got drunk on power and really just need to be smacked down and scared straight to make it clear that yes, laws do still apply to you and you can't just go around acting this way all willy-nilly."

As with many other crimes, most people probably won't be repeat offenders if you don't botch handling them. Send someone to supervillain prison and you just make them a supervillain for life.
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General Zod wrote:The problem with superpowers is, how do they come about? If it's a genetic mutation then the biggest difference is that you can't really control the source of the powers. New super powered people would be cropping up all the time and you have no effective way of containing them all. Especially the ones with subtle powers that don't want to be found out.
Yes.

Frankly, this makes it more desirable to have laws regulating the conduct of people who have powers.

If the source of superpowers is something relatively easy to control (an exotic mix of chemicals, the radiation created by strange machinery, bathing in an enchanted spring, or ability to build billion-dollar suits of power armor), you can probably maintain law and order just by making sure the government has access to that source of power and has the means to restrict the power to keep it from being abused.

If the source of superpowers is something hard to control (the blessings of a self-aware mystical force, being a spontaneous genetic mutant, saying the words "I want to kick ass" three times backwards with the right intonation), then you cannot maintain law and order in the face of all the people who might want to disrupt them. Not unless you have the legal wherewithal to justify exercising a degree of control over the persons of people who have such power.
Formless wrote:Here is a problem with any kind of registry that Simon et al seem to have either never thought of or are ignoring. What do you think will happen when you propose those laws, only for the superhumans to get politically savvy and form political organizations such as unions or lobby groups? Certainly a few of them are going to be wealthy or have a law degree or be celebrities that will know the ins and outs of the system well enough to seriously fuck with you in the courts or elsewhere...
This is an issue I've thought of.

The keys here are:
1) Secure the backing of donors and interest groups of our own. A political battle has two sides and both sides can fight.
2) Make the registration system relatively unobjectionable, and not something grossly out of line with other, analogous laws, such as (in the US)...
-The Selective Service Act
-Laws restricting the operation of heavy machinery
-Laws requiring thorough understanding and regulation of the hazards of powerful machines, chemicals, or other physical substances and mechanisms.
-Licensing for armed security guards
-Restrictions and mandatory training for volunteers who assist emergency services
-Training in conflict minimization and de-escalation for police
Point is, these guys have lawyers and money, something far more effective at protecting them from the government than just the fact that some of them can benchpress a building.
Well yes. The point is to have SOME kind of legal framework within which these issues can be resolved, that permits society to function while maintaining the basic principle that the government has a preeminent right to use force on territory over which it is sovereign. Independent entities capable of using physical force (or other, analogous mechanisms like mind control) have to be doing so within a legal framework created by the state. Otherwise, there is anarchy.
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This argument precisely parallels one of the major arguments used against gun control: "if having unregistered superpowers is a crime, only criminals will use unregistered superpowers."

Before I pursue this issue further, I would like to ask: what is your position on a national gun registry database?
To me, such a thing seems a bit unnecessarily invasive, and not very helpful. First, there are a lot of stolen guns running around out there, and second, anyone who's moderately handy with tools can make a fully automatic weapon in their garage. It's actually easier to make a full-auto gun than it is to make a semi-auto only gun.

I guess a national gun registry could be a little help in catching someone who did a shooting on a sudden impulse and couldn't figure out how to cover their tracks afterward.
But is it wrong, a violation of people's rights, to have such a registry, in and of itself?

If having a gun registry is not in itself a violation of people's rights, having a superpower registry isn't either. Superpowers are in some ways more dangerous and more in need of registration than guns, because while guns can only do one thing and there are well known measures you can take to protect yourself from them, superpowers can do nearly anything and it's virtually impossible to protect against everything they might do.
It's also worth pointing out that vigilante-ism is already illegal (at least I think so), so you could simply prosecute vigilante supers under existing laws.
Yes, but making this prosecution effective and orderly will be vastly eased if superpowers are registered.* And if supers who actually try to be 'heroes' on a regular basis are required to take certain types of training** so that they don't recklessly cause harm that would then create anti-super outcry and force the government to do something rash.

*(in the sense that when necessary, the courts and the government can know who has which powers)
**(e.g. conflict de-escalation so they don't accidentally turn a hostage situation into a 'dead hostages' situation)
Formless wrote:I've been thinking about this some more, and I've realize that there is even more to say. Creating a registry isn't just difficult when its individuals with "subtle" powers (mental, invisibility, etc), its difficult if not unacceptably intrusive period. Super strength? The single most well known character with super strength is a guy who disguises himself by putting on a pair of glasses and has a day job as a reporter. The very nature of the power means that sheer muscle mass alone can't possibly do the job, hence the whole "tactile telekinesis" thing Superman had. His six pack abs don't necessarily give him away as Clark Kent, and by the same token if he wanted to, Kal El could become Clark Kent full time and no one would know what happened to the Man of Steel. So think about it. In order to register someone, one of a few things has to be true...
Frankly, it may prove difficult if not impossible to consistently enforce registration. However, if registration is both mandatory and not onerous, most law-abiding people will agree to it. The minority will then consist mainly of criminals and paranoid wackos, and a measured, appropriate response to their noncompliance can be found. This might require working on a case by case basis.
...Just saying "these people could misuse their powers against the criminal code" doesn't justify it, because that logic applies to literally everyone with the ability to procure a weapon and use it.
Which is exactly the kind of reason why so many people argue for a national firearm registry. It would make it much easier to track guns traded illegally, among other things.

Here, the national superpower registry might not be as effective since superpowers aren't made in factories and can't be stamped with serial numbers. But it's still a thing you can do, within reason, to prevent sheer chaos from blowing up society as masses of unaccountable demigods start doing whatever the hell they feel like.
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They may need to institute some sort of "threshold system" for who must register, (or face a penalty) vs who is simply encouraged to do so - a person who can do mach 1 on the ground, by just running, could pose a huge threat, while someone who can "merely" do 50 mph on foot isn't that dangerous. Of course, the matter of enforcement would really be the determining issue.
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Simon_Jester wrote:1) Secure the backing of donors and interest groups of our own. A political battle has two sides and both sides can fight.
Why should it be a fight? The whole point of the webcomic example is that in that universe, they wouldn't need an organization to fight for their rights to begin with if a man hadn't been literally kidnapped and dissected so that the authorities could find out how his powers worked. I compared it to the Tuskeegee experiment for a reason-- it was completely unethical, yet somehow unsurprising for the government to do. Likewise, in the example we're talking about, creating the registry in the first place is where the fight starts. The way to avoid the fight is to not create a registry. Because a registry implies that society doesn't trust them and won't respect their right to privacy like it would a normal person.

Interestingly enough, you keep making what I consider invalid analogies to gun registration, but that is also a concern of gun owners who detest the idea of a registry. They don't feel like they are any more likely to commit a violent crime than the next person, even if they have the means to do so. And no, sentiments like this aren't unique to US gun owners and the NRA either; case in point, jump to 3:32 (but the whole video is great).
2) Make the registration system relatively unobjectionable, and not something grossly out of line with other, analogous laws, such as (in the US)...
-The Selective Service Act
Starting off on the wrong foot there, Simon. I object to the very existence of the draft and the use of conscription, ergo why would I accept the Selective Service act as a model for this? :roll:
-Laws restricting the operation of heavy machinery
-Laws requiring thorough understanding and regulation of the hazards of powerful machines, chemicals, or other physical substances and mechanisms.
Not analogous. Those laws restrict who can operate heavy machinery based on objective measures of who would endanger people if they operated heavy machinery or chemicals, and are based on the principle of equality. In other words, those laws single you out for lacking the qualifications or license or for being somehow impaired, not for some hypothetical. In contrast the registration of supers is based on the bullshit reasoning that supers may possibly break the law. Reasoning which would necessitate profiling and investigating Fred Rogers, for chrissakes, because having superpowers is not necessary and sufficient for being a potential criminal. Being a human being is sufficient, because that's what is true in reality. Not fiction.
-Licensing for armed security guards
Again, a law based on whether one meets certain qualifications, not on the premise that for no other reason than you are exceptional, thus you must necessarily be more dangerous than average.
-Restrictions and mandatory training for volunteers who assist emergency services
-Training in conflict minimization and de-escalation for police
What part of "not all supers would realistically want to be heroes or public servants" do you not understand? Its already been mentioned a couple times now. I even cited a webcomic where the entire premise of the story is a former superhero deciding to end her career so she could go to college and find something more productive to do with herself and her powers than beat up bad guys and pull people out of burning buildings. Thus, the analogy with these two are based on a false assumption, and should be thrown out for being retarded.
Well yes. The point is to have SOME kind of legal framework within which these issues can be resolved, that permits society to function while maintaining the basic principle that the government has a preeminent right to use force on territory over which it is sovereign. Independent entities capable of using physical force (or other, analogous mechanisms like mind control) have to be doing so within a legal framework created by the state. Otherwise, there is anarchy.
And how is the existing laws of the united states insufficient? Remember, the Second Amendment doesn't just cover guns. It covers all kinds of weapons, and arguably covers the right to learn martial arts if you want to. We have the right to self defense in this country-- how is it any different if the person used telekinesis to defend their person instead of judo throwing their attacker with their bare hands? Learning how to weaponize one's natural abilities isn't wrong or somehow in violation of legal or political principles. There is a difference between an individual who can use force to defend themselves if necessary and a group who wishes to usurp the government's monopoly on policing the country. The problem with the registry as you are imagining it is that it targets individuals, not organizations. Sure, you can justify having the FBI watch the Justice League like any other militia outfit, but that is completely different from having the NSA snoop into Clark Kent's personal life after Superman tells the government point blank that they have no right to know his civilian identity. And I know that that is a flawed example because Supes is in fact a vigilante, but I hope that people on a web forum where pseudonyms are the norm can understand and appreciate the logical underpinning of this distinction.
Frankly, it may prove difficult if not impossible to consistently enforce registration. However, if registration is both mandatory and not onerous, most law-abiding people will agree to it. The minority will then consist mainly of criminals and paranoid wackos, and a measured, appropriate response to their noncompliance can be found. This might require working on a case by case basis.
First, did you not read my argument that a registry which is shared with local law enforcement is necessarily odious and an invasion of privacy? And that such an invasion of privacy hurts more than just the individual super? For someone who responds to a lot of posts, you certainly don't do a lot of reading. There are good reasons that a perfectly sane and law abiding citizen with super powers would refuse to give up their personal information to the government. Again, I stress that both of us and over 99% of users of this forum use a pseudonym. Second, I dare you to come up with a "measured, appropriate response to noncompliance" that wouldn't get the ACLU to hemorrhage lawyers from every pore and orifice. Refusing to comply with a registry whose legal basis is completely illogical at best and at worst the kind of nightmare that Legend of Korra warned about in Book 1 is not a crime, its something that basically anyone with a half a brain would do. If you get massive non-compliance and the rise of organizations specifically intended to obstruct you at every turn, you are just wasting time, money, and political capital on ruining your career in politics. Oh, yeah, remember, someone has to actually draft these laws, and that someone is probably not going to get reelected once people realize that their children could be born with waterbending and thus need to be registered.
Which is exactly the kind of reason why so many people argue for a national firearm registry. It would make it much easier to track guns traded illegally, among other things.
And not only am I not one of them, I think that too is completely irrelevant to the argument. After all, the logic here isn't comparable to a gun registry, because a gun registry only registers guns. It does not also register knives, swords, bludgeons, crossbows, sports equipment, and any number of alternative weapons. Hell, it wouldn't even register air guns and black powder weapons, which surprisingly aren't considered firearms under US law (seriously, look it up). Moreover, a gun is something that can be confiscated. Being able to fly or pass through matter is something intrinsic to the person, and likely a core aspect of who they are. At that point, it becomes something far bigger than a public safety issue or a crime issue. Its an issue of who society recognizes as a respected citizen, and who society decides to arbitrarily stigmatize and discriminate against because of irrational fear.

Basically, the registry is a recipe for creating the very problem it seeks to solve. Anomie is never something you want to actively create in a population, especially a group full of people who rightfully feel should be recognized as elites. I can only imagine that in such a world where supers and a registry of them both existed, the rallying cry would be, "one man's supervillain is another man's freedom fighter."
Here, the national superpower registry might not be as effective since superpowers aren't made in factories and can't be stamped with serial numbers. But it's still a thing you can do, within reason, to prevent sheer chaos from blowing up society as masses of unaccountable demigods start doing whatever the hell they feel like.
And here, finally, we get to the heart of the problem. Why do you assume that this would cause social chaos? Just because comic books depict it that way? If we are to be realistic about this, we need a more compelling reason to act than merely the fear of what people might do. Because super powered people are still people, who aren't going to commit crime just because the means suddenly becomes available. The means to commit crime is available to practically everyone, yet society has remained quite stable and crime rates have even fallen. Why is that? Probably because there are very complicated pathways to a life of crime that most of us have not walked down, and are not inclined to walk down; and most of us probably don't even realize until we stop and think about it that we do have the means to commit crime because its not on our to-do list. We certainly have a hard time seeing ourselves getting violent or committing some of the more horrific acts depicted by villains in fiction. Maybe, just maybe there is a reason for that. Comics like to focus on crisis as their primary form of tension, but that's not indicative of reality. It is, ironically, escapism.
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biostem wrote:They may need to institute some sort of "threshold system" for who must register, (or face a penalty) vs who is simply encouraged to do so - a person who can do mach 1 on the ground, by just running, could pose a huge threat, while someone who can "merely" do 50 mph on foot isn't that dangerous.
It would be too complicated to define a "threshold system" for the arsenal of superpowers that exist (which is why A and B listing and so on is so debated in comic books).

In fact, even defining "superpower" is going to be hard, about the best I can come up with is "innate personal capability that confers the ability to perform tasks, feats, or drastically beyond those possible for the general population, obtained through means other than training and education." And that's not perfect.
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Simon_Jester wrote:1) Secure the backing of donors and interest groups of our own. A political battle has two sides and both sides can fight.
Why should it be a fight? The whole point of the webcomic example is that in that universe, they wouldn't need an organization to fight for their rights to begin with if a man hadn't been literally kidnapped and dissected so that the authorities could find out how his powers worked. I compared it to the Tuskeegee experiment for a reason-- it was completely unethical, yet somehow unsurprising for the government to do. Likewise, in the example we're talking about, creating the registry in the first place is where the fight starts. The way to avoid the fight is to not create a registry. Because a registry implies that society doesn't trust them and won't respect their right to privacy like it would a normal person.
You largely canceled out your own argument. You're saying "what if there is legal opposition to passing such a law?" My response is "well then, oppose the opposition, legally." You reply to that "well, there wouldn't be an opposition if it weren't for unethical government experiments!"

My reply to that is "okay, don't do unethical experiments." Seems simple to me. I mean, YOU are the one making this new assumption that in the 'backstory' of our hypothetical setting, the government has done massively unethical things to metahumans that make them wary and defensive and resistant to a common-sense legal measure intended to maintain the public safety without unduly penalizing or even seriously inconveniencing any person. It's entirely possible that car ownership would be less of a pain in the ass than dealing with this law, if this law is sanely designed.

How many people staged mass protests when they started making people get their cars inspected for emission certification? Not many, because it would be stupid to oppose such a sensible measure that imposes such a small burden.
2) Make the registration system relatively unobjectionable, and not something grossly out of line with other, analogous laws, such as (in the US)...
-The Selective Service Act
Starting off on the wrong foot there, Simon. I object to the very existence of the draft and the use of conscription, ergo why would I accept the Selective Service act as a model for this? :roll:
I give zero shits whether you object to the draft, and am not psychic so I do not know in advance of you actually saying anything how you feel about it, because it's not like I keep a notebook of your random opinions updated over years of time.

Bluntly, whether you approve of it or not, the Selective Service Act is legal, and on the whole people comply with it without politically significant protest. Protest might arise if the draft were instated for frivolous or unworthy reasons, sure, but that's not actually happening. As a rule, people protest government actions, or laws that they expect to directly harm them in consequential ways. Making sure this law doesn't fall under either category is just a matter of being better at writing laws than, oh, a random strawman political idiot in a comic book.
-Laws restricting the operation of heavy machinery
-Laws requiring thorough understanding and regulation of the hazards of powerful machines, chemicals, or other physical substances and mechanisms.
Not analogous. Those laws restrict who can operate heavy machinery based on objective measures of who would endanger people if they operated heavy machinery or chemicals, and are based on the principle of equality. In other words, those laws single you out for lacking the qualifications or license or for being somehow impaired, not for some hypothetical. In contrast the registration of supers is based on the bullshit reasoning that supers may possibly break the law. Reasoning which would necessitate profiling and investigating Fred Rogers, for chrissakes, because having superpowers is not necessary and sufficient for being a potential criminal. Being a human being is sufficient, because that's what is true in reality. Not fiction.
There are numerous other reasons to register metahumans which have nothing to do with "they might commit crimes." You just weren't paying attention when we were talking about them, and went direct to freakout mode without passing Go.

Moreover, laws regulating dangerous equipment are based on the premise that this equipment is dangerous to the public if used improperly. Not "criminally," just "improperly." A badly trained man operating a forklift is dangerous even if he has no criminal intent whatsoever, for instance. And the key point here is that it is the state, not individual members of the public, who decide which organisms, chemicals, and machinery are dangerous. I don't get to decide that this new car I just built for myself is "perfectly safe" so that it doesn't need licensing, safety inspections, or the like. I don't get to decide that this new chemical I just invented is "perfectly safe" so that I can just release it into the air willy-nilly.

Why should superpowers be any different? Given the large number of superpowers with unknown side effects, and that any given person in their own 'origin story' phase probably knows very little about their own powers, why would it suddenly become the decision of private individuals whether their powers pose a danger to the public if used improperly?

And if there is a danger to the public, then some reasonable degree of training and accountability is in order.
-Licensing for armed security guards
Again, a law based on whether one meets certain qualifications, not on the premise that for no other reason than you are exceptional, thus you must necessarily be more dangerous than average.
The law is based on the fact that people who willingly go around trying to act as law enforcement have to be trained. This is a specific subset of why we would need registration, applying to a specific subset of people, which you would already know if you were actually reading my arguments instead of listening to what the magical mystery voices tell me I think about the issue, or however you come to conclusions about other people's opinions.
Well yes. The point is to have SOME kind of legal framework within which these issues can be resolved, that permits society to function while maintaining the basic principle that the government has a preeminent right to use force on territory over which it is sovereign. Independent entities capable of using physical force (or other, analogous mechanisms like mind control) have to be doing so within a legal framework created by the state. Otherwise, there is anarchy.
And how is the existing laws of the united states insufficient? Remember, the Second Amendment doesn't just cover guns. It covers all kinds of weapons, and arguably covers the right to learn martial arts if you want to...
Your right to keep arms is related to your right to bear arms, which is in turn related to (potential) organized, orderly participation in a coordinated fighting force. And to orderly participation in the state's system for regulating the use of force.

All states have their roots in the monopoly of force, including democratic ones that have a legally recognized right to self defense. That's a specific exception to the general principle, which the state can make precisely because of its own basic, generally recognized power to decide when it is and isn't okay to use force on people. The entire reason we try to restrict government is because we have already granted it this monopoly of force by default, and need other ways to keep it from getting out of control without resorting to open rebellion.

The problem is that in a society where metahuman powers are actually common, the monopoly on force breaks down to a point where anarchy is a likely outcome. Some new legal framework is likely to be required to deal with this, just like we needed new laws to regulate the security of cars or airplanes or the Internet when those things were invented.
We have the right to self defense in this country-- how is it any different if the person used telekinesis to defend their person instead of judo throwing their attacker with their bare hands? Learning how to weaponize one's natural abilities isn't wrong or somehow in violation of legal or political principles.
The difference is that I can use my own martial arts training to neutralize yours, if you decide to abuse yours somehow... And that you taking martial arts training won't cause you to accidentally leak dangerous radiation or cause other unexpected side effects. And that martial arts training, while useful, isn't useful enough to represent a major national resource* on par with, oh, the college diplomas of the nation's people.

You'll note that we DO regulate college diplomas in certain ways, precisely because they are valuable. You can only get them from accredited organizations because letting random people decide when you are entitled to claim that you have an education in a field does not work.

*In the sense that everything a nation has is a resource for the people of that country, in the sense that 'determination' might be a resource for an oppressed people, a valuable asset. NOT in the sense that the powers or whatever are property.
Sure, you can justify having the FBI watch the Justice League like any other militia outfit, but that is completely different from having the NSA snoop into Clark Kent's personal life after Superman tells the government point blank that they have no right to know his civilian identity. And I know that that is a flawed example because Supes is in fact a vigilante, but I hope that people on a web forum where pseudonyms are the norm can understand and appreciate the logical underpinning of this distinction.
There's no reason why this law should empower the NSA to snoop into anyone's affairs.

But if Clark Kent can be required to take driver's ed, it should be possible to require him to take "picking up buses safely" ed. At least, if he is now or might reasonably in the future wind up picking up a bus. And not just because he's a vigilante on a day to day basis, but because random or unforeseen events have a high likelihood of giving him some compelling reason to use his powers.
Frankly, it may prove difficult if not impossible to consistently enforce registration. However, if registration is both mandatory and not onerous, most law-abiding people will agree to it. The minority will then consist mainly of criminals and paranoid wackos, and a measured, appropriate response to their noncompliance can be found. This might require working on a case by case basis.
First, did you not read my argument that a registry which is shared with local law enforcement is necessarily odious and an invasion of privacy? And that such an invasion of privacy hurts more than just the individual super?
For someone who responds to a lot of posts, you certainly don't do a lot of reading. There are good reasons that a perfectly sane and law abiding citizen with super powers would refuse to give up their personal information to the government. Again, I stress that both of us and over 99% of users of this forum use a pseudonym.
Which we do because neither of us wants to be doxxed on the Internet by random strangers, and which does not give us a right to refuse to tell the government who we are.

If one of us committed a crime on this website, our anonymity would evaporate really fast... precisely because the government already has lists of information on the identity and addresses of its citizens. And that is exactly how it should be.
Second, I dare you to come up with a "measured, appropriate response to noncompliance" that wouldn't get the ACLU to hemorrhage lawyers from every pore and orifice.
That's a task for a large team of lawyers. The broad outline of it is straightforward, though:
-Significant grace periods and regularly schedule amnesties for those who did not previously register to register.
-Minimal ongoing burden placed upon registrees once they have filled out a few forms and shown up for a visit to an appropriately trained doctor or something.
-No requirement of training beyond reasonable minimums required to ensure that people know how to use their own powers for whatever purposes they intend without needlessly endangering the public.
And here, finally, we get to the heart of the problem. Why do you assume that this would cause social chaos? Just because comic books depict it that way?
Because every major innovation that drastically alters what people can and cannot do causes upheaval, and the advent of superpowers is like having dozens of such innovations occurring all at once.
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Moreover, laws regulating dangerous equipment are based on the premise that this equipment is dangerous to the public if used improperly. Not "criminally," just "improperly." A badly trained man operating a forklift is dangerous even if he has no criminal intent whatsoever, for instance. And the key point here is that it is the state, not individual members of the public, who decide which organisms, chemicals, and machinery are dangerous. I don't get to decide that this new car I just built for myself is "perfectly safe" so that it doesn't need licensing, safety inspections, or the like. I don't get to decide that this new chemical I just invented is "perfectly safe" so that I can just release it into the air willy-nilly.

Why should superpowers be any different? Given the large number of superpowers with unknown side effects, and that any given person in their own 'origin story' phase probably knows very little about their own powers, why would it suddenly become the decision of private individuals whether their powers pose a danger to the public if used improperly?
The key difference is that pieces of equipment typically aren't sapient beings, and if they were you'd have a completely separate host of ethical problems. Professional UFC fighters are dangerous and I've never heard of anyone asking to seriously register them as lethal weapons, as a counter example.
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I really don't understand the whole objection on grounds of privacy. Like there are plenty of countries in the world (my own included) that do demand you register any firearms you own, issue a national photo ID, register various personal data on a census etc. It's just such a non issue unless you are a paranoid anarchist frightened of the government. You could literally forget the whole special registration thing and put a line saying "superpowers, if any" on the census forms. And nobody sane would bat an eye.
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Well, Purple, I have to say it's good you aren't one of us with superpowers, then.* :wink:
This isn't about something those so gifted chose (in most cases), it's just part of who they are. Is there a national bone marrow registry where you live? Is it mandatory? Could it be used against you?**

Or maybe you'd like to slip into bed with the "you don't need privacy if you haven't done anything wrong" crowd?

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Again with this massive paranoia that things are going to be used against you. Where I am from we have a national healthcare system that knows my blood type and other data and probably could get what ever info they need on my bone marrow if they wanted to. They newer tried. But even if they did I would in fact not expect them to come for me in the night looking for my liver. And would call anyone who does insanely paranoid.

For some reason americans always start with the question: "How can this be used against me?" as if the government and all its forms are an evil alien force hell bent on screwing people over as opposed to the primary pillar of order and welfare in a society.
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Purple wrote:Again with this massive paranoia that things are going to be used against you. Where I am from we have a national healthcare system that knows my blood type and other data and probably could get what ever info they need on my bone marrow if they wanted to. They newer tried. But even if they did I would in fact not expect them to come for me in the night looking for my liver. And would call anyone who does insanely paranoid.

For some reason americans always start with the question: "How can this be used against me?" as if the government and all its forms are an evil alien force hell bent on screwing people over as opposed to the primary pillar of order and welfare in a society.
Have you been paying attention to our elections this year at all?
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Maybe it's because our history has showed us that, sooner or later, it* will be used against you (or already has)?
Maybe you've heard "information is power"?
Perhaps it's just a tradition (or pretense) of independence and not wanting to give up freedom for security**.

Where I am, my healthcare provider knows my blood type (it's in the file, anyway), but that specific information (and the rest of the file) is also protected by HIPPA (healthcare privacy laws), so it isn't freely available to, say, my government or interested multi-national corporations intent on world domination through the engineering of obedient super-soldiers! :wink:

* "it" being anything at all, really, from racial stock to what you had for lunch, to who you voted for.
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General Zod wrote:The key difference is that pieces of equipment typically aren't sapient beings, and if they were you'd have a completely separate host of ethical problems. Professional UFC fighters are dangerous and I've never heard of anyone asking to seriously register them as lethal weapons, as a counter example.
If your superpowers aren't potentially more dangerous than a professional UFC fighter, then I wouldn't ask you to register them either. Batman shouldn't have to register. Captain America is a borderline case- superhuman strength and physique but not very superhuman, not enough that mundane martial artists can't give him a run for his money.

But if your powers give you ability to cause harm that is, say, comparable to the powers of a truck to cause harm, or a high voltage electrical system... well, we regulate those things. People who drive trucks and work with electricity have to follow regulations, receive certification, and adhere to certain legal codes governing where you can drive the truck, or how you wire up a house for electricity so as to avoid fire hazards.

So trucks are regulated and wrestling isn't, because... quite frankly, it's a lot easier to kill someone by carelessly hitting them with a truck than by carelessly using your wrestling skills to beat them up.

The problem here isn't just that people might use their powers specifically for crime. It's that the powers can be dangerous if used by people who don't fully understand the significance of what they're doing, or who do not receive organized training in how to mitigate the effects.

As to the point that pieces of equipment aren't people... the thing is, the powers have the traits of a piece of property that belongs to a person. The fact that the person cannot be separated from the powers doesn't mean that the person is not responsible for complying with laws regarding those powers.
Khaat wrote:Maybe it's because our history has showed us that, sooner or later, it* will be used against you (or already has)?
Maybe you've heard "information is power"?
Perhaps it's just a tradition (or pretense) of independence and not wanting to give up freedom for security**.

Where I am, my healthcare provider knows my blood type (it's in the file, anyway), but that specific information (and the rest of the file) is also protected by HIPPA (healthcare privacy laws), so it isn't freely available to, say, my government or interested multi-national corporations intent on world domination through the engineering of obedient super-soldiers! :wink:
So enact SuPAA: the Superhuman Protection and Accountability Act.

Have it include privacy laws analogous to HIPAA. By all means, protect that data, enact guarantees, et cetera. I don't want the government abusing superpowers.

If anything, though, the goal of not having the government abuse metahumans or superpowers is best served by making ALL government interactions with superpowers be mediated through a set of well defined laws and regulations that clearly state what the government's powers and responsibilities are.

Saying "lol just rely on existing law" like some of us are... That is exactly how we end up with abusive government researchers and black-ops teams in the first place! Because then each individual government agency and each presidential administration and each congress has to decide for itself how it will approach the issue, and it's very possible for different courts and different agencies to have very different notions of what role superpowers should play.
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General Zod wrote:The key difference is that pieces of equipment typically aren't sapient beings, and if they were you'd have a completely separate host of ethical problems. Professional UFC fighters are dangerous and I've never heard of anyone asking to seriously register them as lethal weapons, as a counter example.
If your superpowers aren't potentially more dangerous than a professional UFC fighter, then I wouldn't ask you to register them either. Batman shouldn't have to register. Captain America is a borderline case- superhuman strength and physique but not very superhuman, not enough that mundane martial artists can't give him a run for his money.

But if your powers give you ability to cause harm that is, say, comparable to the powers of a truck to cause harm, or a high voltage electrical system... well, we regulate those things. People who drive trucks and work with electricity have to follow regulations, receive certification, and adhere to certain legal codes governing where you can drive the truck, or how you wire up a house for electricity so as to avoid fire hazards.

So trucks are regulated and wrestling isn't, because... quite frankly, it's a lot easier to kill someone by carelessly hitting them with a truck than by carelessly using your wrestling skills to beat them up.

The problem here isn't just that people might use their powers specifically for crime. It's that the powers can be dangerous if used by people who don't fully understand the significance of what they're doing, or who do not receive organized training in how to mitigate the effects.

As to the point that pieces of equipment aren't people... the thing is, the powers have the traits of a piece of property that belongs to a person. The fact that the person cannot be separated from the powers doesn't mean that the person is not responsible for complying with laws regarding those powers.
The difference is you can take away someone's license if they operate a vehicle unsafely. How do you propose to do that with super powers? Isolate them for the rest of their life?
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Make it illegal for them to use their superpowers without registration. Just like driving- we can't actually physically prevent you from getting into a car and turning the key in the ignition. But it doesn't matter, because we can ban you from driving legally.

You want to go 'joyriding' by running around town at seventy miles an hour? That's a hazard to pedestrians and possibly to vehicle traffic. Get some training in how to run at superspeed safely first.

You want to fly? You're subject to regulations established by the FAA, as needed to ensure safety. Don't comply? Don't fly, and get thrown in jail if you do.

You want to use mental or vision powers to violate people's privacy? Expect to spend the rest of your life in jail if any evidence of your doing this ever comes to light.
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Hmmmm.

What do you do with 'badass normal' superheroes (to use a TVTroperism)?

By this I mean physically/arguably mentally normal people that become superheroes through either physical strength, high technology, magic or some combination thereof. Doctor Doom, Tony Stark, Batman, Dr. Strange, etcetera.

How do you propose to regulate *that*?
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Simon_Jester wrote:Make it illegal for them to use their superpowers without registration. Just like driving- we can't actually physically prevent you from getting into a car and turning the key in the ignition. But it doesn't matter, because we can ban you from driving legally.

You want to go 'joyriding' by running around town at seventy miles an hour? That's a hazard to pedestrians and possibly to vehicle traffic. Get some training in how to run at superspeed safely first.

You want to fly? You're subject to regulations established by the FAA, as needed to ensure safety. Don't comply? Don't fly, and get thrown in jail if you do.

You want to use mental or vision powers to violate people's privacy? Expect to spend the rest of your life in jail if any evidence of your doing this ever comes to light.
What if their powers are "always on"? Kilgrave had to be incredibly careful with his words because of that.
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