Crappy Dads Edition 4

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The Father of the Year award goes to...

Ikari Gendo
7
64%
Fred Phelps
4
36%
 
Total votes: 11
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Crappy Dads Edition 4

Post by Yogi »

Well last time Ikari Gendo was still declated a worse father than Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader Now we'll see if Fictional crappy dads can beat the Real Thing.

It's Ikari Gendo vs. Fred Phelps as who will raiser your children (aged 5 and 3) in the case you die of some horrific accident. This is the same Fred Phelps as godhatesfags.com See if the worst fictional dad can ever go up against the worst (tomy knowledge) real life father.

In the mean time, if you can think of other suggestions for crappy fathers (or mothers, gender equality here) feel free to suggest them.
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Post by von Neufeld »

Shit, I was supposed to vote for the best, not for the worst. :oops:
Could you move my vote, please?
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Let's see...

Phelps beats his children, and indoctrates them into his mindset. I don't knowtheo ther option, so I'll assume he'll kill them.

Hopefully, they'l lriun away from Phelps or something.
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Post by XaLEv »

I'd leave my kids with Gendou. He's not going to actively harm them, and they might grow up to be Eva pilots and step on Phelps.

Smi: WTF? You don't know anything about Ikari so you assume he's worse than Phelps? Shit...
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

NOTHING! I repeat, NOTHING! is worse than phelps....beat his son over 200 times with a mattock handel( in one beating). And beat that son, the most often and most severely out of all his 12 kids
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