Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Glad you're happy. 8)
What can I say, being in someones sig is the highest honor possible, aside being a mod/admin. or World Dictator. But that can wait. Sigs are only the fist step... :twisted:
RogueIce, NOT Darth Garden Gnome wrote:C'mon, with stuff like this, he should get more sig appearences! :D
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Crap! Caught in the act! Bah, what can I say I'm a sneaky little bastard. :wink:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

As for why the chicken and crossing the road: The same reason we cross roads: We have to get somewhere, and sometimes, a road gets in the way. You shouldn't be singling out a poor chicken, you know. It's just unfair. How would you like it someone said "Why did You cross the road?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To fuck your mother in the ass.
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Dalton wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To fuck your mother in the ass.
What is it with you and fucking mothers, anyway? :)
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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Dalton wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To fuck your mother in the ass.
I believe you know where to stick this. :wink:
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RogueIce wrote:
Dalton wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To fuck your mother in the ass.
What is it with you and fucking mothers, anyway? :)
Fucked yours last night, biznitch ;)
XaLEv wrote:I believe you know where to stick this. ;)
In your eye?
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Dalton wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Dalton wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To fuck your mother in the ass.
What is it with you and fucking mothers, anyway? :)
Fucked yours last night, biznitch ;)
So can I look forward to a half-monkey sibling in nine months? ;)

We might have to kill it though. For humanity's sake.

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RogueIce wrote:So can I look forward to a half-monkey sibling in nine months? ;)

We might have to kill it though. For humanity's sake.

"The Son of Dalton must not become an Adult..."

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I can't believe nobody has said this one yet...

How did the chicken cross the road?
To get from the left to the right, SIR!

bonus points to whomever guesses what it's from.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I can't believe nobody has said this one yet...

How did the chicken cross the road?
To get from the left to the right, SIR!

bonus points to whomever guesses what it's from.
Stripes!
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*Ding Ding Ding*
Strike one up for the Daltonator.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:*Ding Ding Ding*
Strike one up for the Daltonator.
woo! woo! woo! Now I get all the sex and candy I want!

*runs away in joy*
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Kelly Antilles wrote:*Ding Ding Ding*
Strike one up for the Daltonator.
Strike the Daltonator? If you insist...

*arms TLAMs in the USS RogueIce (CG 123456789) and aims it at Dalton's GPS coordinates*

Begin the countdown... :twisted:
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"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)

"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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