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Bwhahaha! Fear the master of misinformation, for he strikes in every corner! So what is it, Gnomer, or those vile "look at me my height is freakish, I think I'll go step on some gnomes now ladeedadeeda!"RogueIce wrote:Another human? Than what's this with all the Gnome stuff? Ah, my beliefs and concepts have been shattered!!
Well, we hardly need your help to hijack a thread.David wrote:[shameless thread hijack]Even our lawn ornaments are deadly! Buhahahaha[/shameless thread hijack]
Ah, a question to ponder, much as the ones relating to chickens and eggs and which came first, not to mention the whole road crossing business (what is it with these chickens and eternal questions anyway?).Darth Garden Gone wrote:Bwhahaha! Fear the master of misinformation, for he strikes in every corner! So what is it, Gnomer, or those vile "look at me my height is freakish, I think I'll go step on some gnomes now ladeedadeeda!"
Only if I get to be jury and executioner too.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You be the judge.
*walks out to front lawn of SD.Net, and hears a strange crunching sound underfoot*Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*stands out on front lawn of SD.Net, frozen and gnome like for all intents and purposes*
...RogueIce is a God. And He shall be co-ruler of the Universe (or at least SD.Net) after the Great Gnome Revolution!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Indeed...
I just hate small text.RogueIce wrote: Hey, how about a Gnomish Revolution Usergroup? Like BotM, but wierder and without the porn. ... Well, ok, maybe we'll include porn too.
Disclaimer: Any semblance to rational thought in this post is entirely unintentional, and is not the intent of RogueIce or his subsidies.
VILE HEATHEN! You shall be the first to die in the Great Gnome Revolution!Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:I just hate small text.
And a hypocrute too! Oh, your death shall be slow and painful now, my Star Wars EU-inspired friend...Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:EDIT: Other than my own down in my sig =]
Hypocrite, and thank you for noticing the nameRogueIce wrote:And a hypocrute too! Oh, your death shall be slow and painful now, my Star Wars EU-inspired friend...
Hmmm, the chicken crossing the road to lay an egg? Or an egg crossing a chicken to lay a road? Chickens are construction workers?!RogueIce wrote:Ah, a question to ponder, much as the ones relating to chickens and eggs and which came first, not to mention the whole road crossing business (what is it with these chickens and eternal questions anyway?).
*Glances over at guillotine* I think we'll manage.Only if I get to be jury and executioner too.
This is so....embaressing...*stares at cracked side**walks out to front lawn of SD.Net, and hears a strange crunching sound underfoot*
Uh, sorry about that...
*runs back inside to find the magical "Pheonix Down Super Glue"*
Gnomish Dictator DGG and Grand Vizier RougeIce shall rule this trembling civilization, for on the brink of war, it shall be our greatest triumph! PH34R!...RogueIce is a God. And He shall be co-ruler of the Universe (or at least SD.Net) after the Great Gnome Revolution!
Hey, how about a Gnomish Revolution Usergroup? Like BotM, but wierder and without the porn. ... Well, ok, maybe we'll include porn too.
Rat-ion-nal? Eh? Is that Latin or something? *Searches frantically through dictionary*Disclaimer: Any semblance to rational thought in this post is entirely unintentional, and is not the intent of RogueIce or his subsidies.
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Hypocrite, and thank you for noticing the name
It's all part of the plan! Fill my posts with random, nonsensical typos, so that the spelling and grammer freaks (primary targets after those damn no-small-text people are gone) won't expect us of being able to harm them!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Rat-ion-nal? Eh? Is that Latin or something? *Searches frantically through dictionary*
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!
I wouldn't put anything past those chickens. They're a sneaky bunch...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hmmm, the chicken crossing the road to lay an egg? Or an egg crossing a chicken to lay a road? Chickens are construction workers?!
Can't you see we've hijacked this thread?ArmorPierce wrote:I suggested that but I got ignored.
Not without a fight you're not!Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Ok, the thread has become completely hijacked now, I am taking it back before it gets to the point of spam. If you have an opinion about a Games Usergroup/forum, post it here. otherwise, GET YOUR OWN THREAD DAMNIT!
Haha! They'll never see it coming:RogueIce wrote:It's all part of the plan! Fill my posts with random, nonsensical typos, so that the spelling and grammer freaks (primary targets after those damn no-small-text people are gone) won't expect us of being able to harm them!
Ya think so? I'd rather...y'know...eh...eat 'em? Is that so much to ask? A decent piece of meat on the table every once in a while! I'm sure I can find some other barn-yard bird to build my mighty Gnomish Artillery, but in this case:I wouldn't put anything past those chickens. They're a sneaky bunch...
But if they could be turned, they would be a powerful ally...
Something to think on, my lord...
*The MODS advance on the 105th Gnomish Expeditionary Force, invading this thread*RogueIce wrote:Not without a fight you're not!Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Ok, the thread has become completely hijacked now, I am taking it back before it gets to the point of spam. If you have an opinion about a Games Usergroup/forum, post it here. otherwise, GET YOUR OWN THREAD DAMNIT!
*looks at the line of mods advancing*
Ok, maybe you might...
I must bide my time. Soon, I shall be able to thread hijack with impunity! *evil laughter*
Yes. At last, we shall reveal ourselves to the Mods. At last, we shall have our revenge... (or did it go the other way around? Damn, can't remember...)Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Haha! They'll never see it coming:
Blehehehe! Ia! Ia! Fgtian! Cthulhu!
The confusion is swelling in them now.
Hm, simple, yet makes sense.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Ya think so? I'd rather...y'know...eh...eat 'em? Is that so much to ask? A decent piece of meat on the table every once in a while! I'm sure I can find some other barn-yard bird to build my mighty Gnomish Artillery, but in this case:
SCREW PRODUCTION, LETS EAT!
Tomarrow, my good Vizier. Tonigth we rest, tomarrow we STRIKE!RogueIce wrote:Yes. At last, we shall have our revenge. At last, we shall reveal ourselves to the Mods...
PETA shall die! They shall be the first to swept away in the Great Gnomish Revolution! Cruelty to animals this:Hm, simple, yet makes sense.
So, shall we ally ourselves with the anti-PETA League, my Lord, so as to find the most efficent way to process those chickens, or will they be destroyed as well?
I will be ready, master...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Tomarrow, my good Vizier. Tonigth we rest, tomarrow we STRIKE!
I shall see you then, my Lord...Lord DGG wrote:PETA shall die! They shall be the first to swept away in the Great Gnomish Revolution! Cruelty to animals this:
*breaks a chickens neck, and eats it raw*
What say you PETA? Are you up to the challenge?
NOW IS THE TIME TO RISE UP! FOR GLORY! HAIL GNOMAGE! HAIL GNOMAGE! THE REVOLUTION IS AT HAND!
By tomarrow Grand Vizier, the board will be at our whims. I bid thee good night!
I believe the words you are looking for are "Commence Primary Ignition," no? We don't need any techno zombies crawling around our perfect world...RogueIce wrote:Don't even bother. You've already said it once.
And tonight was only the beginning of this thread hijack. So just give up now.
After all...
"Resistence is Futile."
It could go either way, really...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I believe the words you are looking for are "Commence Primary Ignition," no?
You do have a point there, however...DGG wrote:We don't need any techno zombies crawling around our perfect world...
Attempted? I thought it was pretty successful myself.DGG wrote:*red alert klaxons blare*
WARNING: ATTEMPTED THREAD HIJACKING IN PROGRESS. WARNING. WARNING.
Ah yes, multiple dashed lines...gotta love it!DGG wrote:-------------------------------
I'm ready...Soon, all shall be ours! Ours I say! OURS!!DGG wrote:*sits quietly on front lawn of SD.Net, and watches a group of short-statured figures enter the HQ*
It is time RougeIce, the Revolution has begun!
My mistake. It is surprising we've lasted this long, against all odds the MODs have failed to stop us!RogueIce wrote:Attempted? I thought it was pretty successful myself.
*the night is quiet. Not a single whisper between the commandoes can be picked up by the humans. DGG glances over to Rouge, nods, and Operation Revolution commences*Grand Vizier of the Gnomish Hordes wrote:I'm ready...Soon, all shall be ours! Ours I say! OURS!!
Indeed...we have met with our first success!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:My mistake. It is surprising we've lasted this long, against all odds the MODs have failed to stop us!
*quietly*Yes, we are so close...we must now move cautiously, my liege. And remember the typos if we are caught! Only they can save us. Them and the "Mod-Grade Headache Medicine" I stole from Dalton. That could be our ransom if we are caught, while the typos cover our tracks.DGG wrote:*the night is quiet. Not a single whisper between the commandoes can be picked up by the humans. DGG glances over to Rouge, nods, and Operation Revolution commences*
*quietly* You plant the charges over there, I've got this one.
*walks under a laser-security trip-wire, obviously tailored for humans, but worthless agianst those short enough*
Soon we'll make our move *unsheathes Gnomanian Broadsword of Stubbiness* Surprise is our ally thus far...
) ) Inede my Vizeer, teh tyops wil eb oru wepon of richousness!RogueIce wrote:*quietly*Yes, we are so close...we must now move cautiously, my liege. And remember the typos if we are caught! Only they can save us. Them and the super mod pain killers I stole from Dalton. That could be our ransom if we are caught, while the typos cover our tracks.
Dalton is gonna be soooo pissed!(EDIT: Liked the Mod Painkillers idea better.
Ah yes, how could I have forgotten?Darth Garden Gnome wrote: And the tiny print, in your face!
Friendly fire, my liege. You have my deepest aopologies...tiny text AND typo! Double whammie!Dah Toyp Msata! wrote:Anywyas, gimme one of those painkillers. That crack you made when you stepped on me last night is KILLING me. Next time use super-glue that wasn't made of maple syrup you
Not as pissed as when he finds out I hijacked his Zelda thread too.Leader of the Gnomish Hordes wrote:Dalton is gonna be soooo pissed!
It will one day save your HISSHAW!Cheif Lieutenent of Gnomish Hordes wrote:Ah yes, how could I have forgotten?
Ha! attacking from multiple fronts. They'll never have enough troops to compensate.Friendly fire, my liege. You have my deepest aopologies...tiny text AND typo! Double whammie!*Tosses unconsious body aside, completley wiped out by the insane tiny-text typo combo* Thye'll never know what hit them!
Not as pissed as when he finds out I hijacked his Zelda thread too.
