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Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-25 12:18pm

Zaia wrote:I'm a bit afraid what will be said if I ask what I can bargain with to become Empress...

With good reason.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-25 12:27pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:The women and gay guys will love you though...And by the way...What possition (if any) in your empire would you give me if I support you for emperor(vote buying is fun)

What position? Is this a trick question?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-25 03:58pm

Is it only me that thinks Bean would be a good Emperor?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-25 04:37pm

2000AD wrote:Is it only me that thinks Bean would be a good Emperor?

We haven't seen Bean in quite some time.

And his spelling and grammar are atrocious, anyway.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-25 04:45pm

*Begins to wonder where GALE Force is in this*
I am shocked, offfended, hurt, wounded, offended and shockingly wounded while hurting.......

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-25 07:36pm

Durandal wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:The women and gay guys will love you though...And by the way...What possition (if any) in your empire would you give me if I support you for emperor(vote buying is fun)
What position? Is this a trick question?

LMAO! was wondering if your mind was in the gutter. I was thinking govenmental(ie. chancellor or some form of cabinet member) position...but.... But for you, I am willing to compromise

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-25 07:54pm

Frank Hipper wrote:*Begins to wonder where GALE Force is in this*
I am shocked, offfended, hurt, wounded, offended and shockingly wounded while hurting.......

You arent really emperor material...You would be better for minister of truth...

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-03-25 08:36pm

I vote for whomever would give me a high position that entails me having the work ethics of Wally from Dilbert...

Actually, I think Bean would make a good emperor... for some reason I always imagine him sort of like Vetinari were all his enemys can do to him is talk to him in a not so polite but no disrespect intended sort of fashion

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-25 09:21pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:LMAO! was wondering if your mind was in the gutter. I was thinking govenmental(ie. chancellor or some form of cabinet member) position...but.... But for you, I am willing to compromise

Regardless of what you may have heard, I don't kiss guys.
</Banke>

As for a governmental position, how does Minister of Sin sound?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-03-25 09:29pm

I vote David for Emperor, I mean he founded the BOTM, and if he's emperor we'd all have pornography like the Brotherhood does.

Other then that I advance my own candicacy if only because I am somewhat level headed, promise porn and tax cuts for all, and am Bi so the straight and gay community is happy.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-25 10:42pm

Durandal wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:LMAO! was wondering if your mind was in the gutter. I was thinking govenmental(ie. chancellor or some form of cabinet member) position...but.... But for you, I am willing to compromise
Regardless of what you may have heard, I don't kiss guys.
</Banke>

DAMN!

dash my hopes against the pavement

*crys*

As for a governmental position, how does Minister of Sin sound?

*sniffles*
Works for me!

Not only is it fitting, but it alo gives me the power to...well...fulfill the fundie deluson that they are persecuted

*laughs in sadistic glee*

You have my vote. at least i can stare fondly at you as you give speeches

, and RedImperator gets his cast off poon

DURANDAL FOR EMPEROR!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-25 11:07pm

(the crying was only half-serious)

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-26 12:14am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:and RedImperator gets his cast off poon

DURANDAL FOR EMPEROR!

Make me Minister of Foreign Affairs, and I'll drink to that.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-26 12:20am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:and RedImperator gets his cast off poon

What is this "poon" and where can I get some?

AD because I don't wanna copy-and-paste wrote:DURANDAL FOR EMPEROR!

Never! The Gnome Revolution is already under way, and there's nothing you people with Custom Titles can do about it!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-26 12:27am

RogueIce wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:and RedImperator gets his cast off poon
What is this "poon" and where can I get some?

This poon is all the poon that The sexy emperor Durandal will cast off.

AD because I don't wanna copy-and-paste wrote:DURANDAL FOR EMPEROR!

Never! The Gnome Revolution is already under way, and there's nothing you people with Custom Titles can do about it![/quote]

Fool. The Mini-Wong shall triumph. Besides, everyone wants Durandal.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-26 12:34am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:This poon is all the poon that The sexy emperor Durandal will cast off.

So, would this be available to the masses? If so, the Gnomish Hordes will make some consideration to give you a small pice of our Empire.

AD because I don't wanna copy-and-paste yet again wrote:Fool. The Mini-Wong shall triumph. Besides, everyone wants Durandal.

Not everyone it seems...

Now that the Shameless Nitpick is out of the way... You can't stop us. Our numbers are too great. And we can always use PayPal to gather Wong's support for our cause...or at least a Usergroup and some Custom Titles.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-26 12:37am

We're going to need Shep for Minister of Internal Security. Of course, once he finishes purging the Gnomish infidels, someone's going to have to slip horse tranquilizer into his vodka and beat him to death with a ball-peen hammer, because I don't trust Shep with a goon squad any further than I can throw him, and that's being generous. Maybe I shouldn't be typing this in a public thread.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-26 12:38am

I know the one weakness of gnomes...Here take these random gadgets...tinker yes tinker to your hearts content.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-26 12:39am

RedImperator wrote:We're going to need Shep for Minister of Internal Security. Of course, once he finishes purging the Gnomish infidels, someone's going to have to slip horse tranquilizer into his vodka and beat him to death with a ball-peen hammer, because I don't trust Shep with a goon squad any further than I can throw him, and that's being generous. Maybe I shouldn't be typing this in a public thread.

As minister of sin I can orchestrate the murder..It is a sin after all

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-26 12:39am

RedImperator wrote:We're going to need Shep for Minister of Internal Security. Of course, once he finishes purging the Gnomish infidels, someone's going to have to slip horse tranquilizer into his vodka and beat him to death with a ball-peen hammer, because I don't trust Shep with a goon squad any further than I can throw him, and that's being generous. Maybe I shouldn't be typing this in a public thread.

FOOL! You have revealed your plan to us! We shall be ready for the worst Shep has to offer, and our legion of Leftist Loonies that we keep around for emergencies such as this are ready.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-26 12:42am

RogueIce wrote:
RedImperator wrote:We're going to need Shep for Minister of Internal Security. Of course, once he finishes purging the Gnomish infidels, someone's going to have to slip horse tranquilizer into his vodka and beat him to death with a ball-peen hammer, because I don't trust Shep with a goon squad any further than I can throw him, and that's being generous. Maybe I shouldn't be typing this in a public thread.
FOOL! You have revealed your plan to us! We shall be ready for the worst Shep has to offer, and our legion of Leftist Loonies that we keep around for emergencies such as this are ready.

Go tinker wth your toys gnome!*hands you a pocket watch* take that apart and put it back together*watches as rogueice tries to disassemble wocket watch with his teeth*

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-26 12:51am

RogueIce wrote:FOOL! You have revealed your plan to us! We shall be ready for the worst Shep has to offer, and our legion of Leftist Loonies that we keep around for emergencies such as this are ready.

Fine. Durandal promised he'd make me a Grand Admiral.

Base.

Delta.

Zero.

I win.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-26 12:52am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Go tinker wth your toys gnome!*hands you a pocket watch* take that apart and put it back together*watches as rogueice tries to disassemble wocket watch with his teeth*

*looks up from watch*

THis is only a minor setback. We'll be back. You'll see...

*goes back to watch*

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-26 12:56am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
RedImperator wrote:We're going to need Shep for Minister of Internal Security. Of course, once he finishes purging the Gnomish infidels, someone's going to have to slip horse tranquilizer into his vodka and beat him to death with a ball-peen hammer, because I don't trust Shep with a goon squad any further than I can throw him, and that's being generous. Maybe I shouldn't be typing this in a public thread.
As minister of sin I can orchestrate the murder..It is a sin after all

Awwwwww, I wanted to!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-26 12:59am

RedImperator wrote:Fine. Durandal promised he'd make me a Grand Admiral.

Base.

Delta.

Zero.

I win.

Don't force me to bring out the WMDs...

*brings out DarkStar* [DS]There are no Base Delta Zero's! It's a Warsie lie!![/DS] *returns DarkStar to his little corner of the Internet*