Ripped Shirt Kirk vs. Emperor Palpatine

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RS Kirk vs. Emperor

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Post by Isolder74 »

Crazy_Vasey wrote:"So be it... Kirk."

*force lightning*

*dead*


Unless Spock and Scotty whip together a force blocker in 30 seconds he's doomed :D
don't give them any ideas
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One things for sure, a shirt that tears easily won't offer much protection.
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Post by Howedar »

Luke Hares wrote:Dodge, obviously...

Daft question
Not really. Force lightning seems to be more of a fan than a single bolt.
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Post by Isolder74 »

Stravo wrote:
Crazy_Vasey wrote:He is no match for the power of the dark side.

Even with a ripped shirt and a littlr trickle of blood from the corner of his mouth.

Maybe if there was an alien lass there he'd win tho ;)
Are you kidding?! When thattrickle blood is there and he wipes it away....LOOK OUT!! Full Ripped shirt effect and the Kirk Fu becomes LETHAL. Imagine any Bruce Lee movie, when he gets a pair on nunchuks...same effect when Kirk gets that blood in the corner of his mouth.... :D
I rather see Jackie Chan with a ladder or something else like that.
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Post by Raziel »

How strong is the Emperor's character shield? In his first movie appearence (ROTJ) he gets offed. Just a question...

I think it'd go a little like this... RSK w. blood trickle results in deadly Kirk Super #7 w. Kirk Fu action. Some hapless stormies get Fu-ed while Kirk dodges FL blasts, eventually getting cornered by the Emperor.

Of course, just as the Emperor says "Only now, at the end, etc etc" and prepares to fry his ass, Kirk is beamed out by Scotty.

Draw.
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Post by Imperial Federation »

The way I see it (or foresee it, haw haw haw, I kill me), Palpatine tries to fry Kirk with Force Lightning.
However, unlike Luke who reacted like he was being electrocuted, Kirk would react 60s Trek style, meaning everything would freeze, there'd be about three flashes, then everything would unfreeze ad Kirk would go flying across the room.
Palpy would be so confused by this that RS Kirk would have enough time to smack him down with the patented Kirk-Fu.
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Post by Darth Yoshi »

I don't get it. How will Kirk get through Palpatine's defenses? I know the man's old, but if an 800+ yr. old Yoda can take on Count Dooku in a lightsabre match, then Palpatine should be able to avoid Kirk's attacks, even if his shirt's ripped.
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