Archinist wrote:Well, I guess I agree that it wouldn't work very well, but you still have to agree that the sheer fact that it requires nuclear bombs to destroy it is a pretty big deal.
Not really. You can get that same result just by putting a military facility or 'unit' or whatever inside an abandoned coal mine. It would "require a nuclear bomb" to physically destroy the facility, because the facility is under a mountain.
Not that it matters, because a conventional attack that collapses the mine entrance means that everyone in that mine full of soldiers will die of starvation, thirst, or running out of air.
Likewise, your giant traveling fort, even if it could move which it probably wouldn't, could be totally wrecked and crippled by conventional attacks of all types until it had no ability to resist enemy action and was completely neutered and paralyzed.
I mean, there has never, ever been a single enemy unit that has been almost completely impenetrable outside of nuclear weapons at all in all of human war history...
So? There's never been a unit full of soldiers on pogo-sticks who wear bunny ears and throw apple pies at the enemy either. That doesn't mean it'd be a smart way to fight a war.
so you can probably agree that it would cause serious damage to a country that for some reason let it creep into their soil without noticing it coming, say for instance it drove there during peacetime, and then became hostile to that country during wartime. It could creep around the enemy cities and be very difficult to kill, while being capable of great damage.
Unless the invaded country was ruled entirely by people who were dumber than a squirrel, this could literally never happen.
If I were running a country, and my neighbor drove a giant slow-rolling traveling fort across my border, and they refused to turn around and drive it back
out of my country...
The war would start right then and there, with me blowing the crud out of their slow-rolling traveling fort.
Invading another country
is an act of war. When you commit an act of war by physically intruding on their land, you can expect an
immediate armed response. They will not wait a week for you to get ready
after you invade them.
This is why in the attack on Pearl Harbor, the Japanese bombed the American ships
immediately. They did not just sail their ships right into the harbor saying "not at war not at war lolololol," take a week to get ready, and
then launch an attack. That would never ever work in real life, because the enemy would prepare for you, and in fact would probably
strike first to eliminate the very very obvious threat you're presenting.
Real people do not stand there ignoring you while you sloooooowwwwly roll into a position where you will be able to kill them.
Of course if it was in the middle of nowhere when war broke out it would be completely useless and probably get destroyed quickly, but it might actually be of some use if it was already in an enemy's borders.
No one would ever let you drive this into their borders unless they were dumber than a squirrel why did you even think that might happen?
A B-52 could not destroy it with just a standard bomb from high altitude, as it has over 1 kilometre of top-facing armor. So it couldn't just drop a few 2000 pound bombs on it and expect it to be destroyed...
Attacks like that would mean the weapons on the surface would be destroyed. The slow-rolling traveling fort would be useless and helpless and neutered. Then surface-level attacks from things like tank guns would be used to destroy the running gear (i.e. the wheels), and the slow-roller would be unable to even move, and then it would be surrounded by soldiers who would just shoot anyone who tried to get out.
plus the sheer size of it would make it possible for there to be dangerous survivors even after being hit by multi-kiloton nuclear bombs.
The allegedly "dangerous" survivors would not be able to escape the useless neutered hulk of their own slow-rolling fort without being killed. They would not be dangerous, and would soon cease to be survivors.
The crew could repair it, and since it would take months and months to cross a few hundred kilometers of land I doubt a few weeks setback would really delay them that severely. Anyway, there would be multiple tread 'mounds' not just lined across the outside, but also in the center as well, you wouldn't want the surrounding tread mound supports to snap or otherwise the fort would cave in on itself. So there would be mounds of treads in the center to support it and to assist it's movement.
So all the ones at the edges of the traveling fort get shot and wrecked. They jam up, stopping the vehicle from moving. Or they collapse, and the sides of the vehicle slump down while the center is well supported. And the treads can be shot at from ground level by guided missiles and tank guns. You can't protect them with armor, because then the armor would scrape against the ground and stop the traveling fort from moving.
Also, the crew cannot repair all the weapons that have been destroyed. Destroyed not only by planes, but by soldiers with cannons who park on the other side of a hill from your traveling fort, spend an hour throwing shells at it, then back up a mile and do it all over again. Your fort would spend every moment being shelled and bombed, and any repairmen who climbed out to work on the damaged weapons would be killed by the shells and bombs.
A better idea would to use chemical weapons on it, since it probably wouldn't be NBC sealed, but I'm not sure if most countries would be comfortable with massacring 100,000s of people within a few minutes with chemical weapons like that, so that would probably be reserved for later.
The crew of your traveling fort are enemy soldiers committing an act of war. Just by
moving this vehicle they would be destroying homes and property and even lives if people didn't get out of the way.
No one would consider any weapon off-limits to stop this thing. If the country you invaded with it had poison gas, they would use that gas immediately. I know I would.
Any country will want to avoid using MOABs even on enemy territory. This is not CoD where nukes are tossed around like candy and a generic marine can call in a nuclear bomb after killing 10 enemies.
No country will hesitate to use MOABs on this vehicle. It is so large that just by
existing in your territory it has physically crushed and killed everything in an area tens of kilometers across, remember? Even if gigantic fuel-air bombs and bunker busters had a blast radius of several kilometers (they don't), it wouldn't matter, because dropping the bombs wouldn't damage anything that the travelling fortress wasn't going to roll over anyway.
I was thinking about maybe putting multiple runways leading from centralized hangars leading out to the outside world and sealed off by massive steel vault doors which take a bit to open/close.
People will fire missiles through the vault doors as they're opening, a guided missile can do that. Large bombs hitting on or near the doors will jam the hinge mechanisms and cause the door to stick.
The rocket fighters could just have a massive circular door somewhere either under the main structure in which they could delicately fly back under, or just through the front where they could slowly fly into or something.
If there is enough clearance for fighters to fly
under the fortress, it will be extremely easy to wreck the wheels/tracks.
Fighters trying to slowly fly into the fortress will be shot down by enemies with anti-air weapons on the ground, and then guided missiles will be fired through the hole they were going to fly into.
So how well would a superpower with nothing but millions of light attack aircraft and technicals (utes with guns) work? It's the opposite of one big giant fort, would it work any better?
It would work much better, because such a force can disperse, fight in many places at once, hit many things at once, mass to attack concentrated targets and spread out when the enemy concentrates against it, and take casualties to one part of the fighting force while still having all the other parts be effective.
It would be massively less effective than it could be. But it would still
work, sort of assuming that the technicals and light aircraft were being supplied adequately.
I've heard of it, but there is simply too much land to cover. Also satellites give you a birds eye view, they won't be able to see the sides, and drones are a bit dubious there.
Drones work great. Satellites also work great, because they can look
diagonally. They can be a hundred miles above you and a hundred miles to your west and see the side of your slow-roller.
Well, I should have mentioned that the runways are open-plan hangars, and have enough space to run around in, so they're not cramped or anything. But anyway I've mostly given up on the idea that the fort would do much damage, although it would definitely give the other nations a fright and for a few days the civilians would panic and think that the monster is unstoppable.
On the contrary, everyone would be running betting pools on whether it stops one mile south of the border, or one and a half miles.