It startled him even more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smart ass. - The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
Speaking of Oscar parties, I managed to make it to patkelly's Oscar Party at Chuck E. Cheese's, although I don't have pictures. (Just kidding, it's not like I'd go to that party anyway)