Brangelina break-up: The world reacts

[EnterpriseSovereign]

It's over. The world's most famous couple (apart from Kim and Kanye) are no more. Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt after two years of marriage, and more than a decade together.

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[Tribble]

..... wait, those two were actually together? I always thought that was just tabloid fluff. You can see how much I follow this kind of thing

[Zaune]

I really hope you're posting this in N&P Ironically...

[Tsyroc]

It's just what all those fucks who wouldn't let go of "how wronged Jennifer Aniston" was by Angelina Jolie for stealing her husband have been waiting for. Now they're being smug about it being karma and what not.

'Cause Jennifer Aniston hasn't benefitted at all from having been married to Brad Pitt, and it's not like this break up involves six kids or anything.

[EnterpriseSovereign]

I really hope you're posting this in N&P Ironically...

It was a 50/50 toss-up between here and off-topic

It's just what all those fucks who wouldn't let go of "how wronged Jennifer Aniston" was by Angelina Jolie for stealing her husband have been waiting for. Now they're being smug about it being karma and what not.

'Cause Jennifer Aniston hasn't benefitted at all from having been married to Brad Pitt, and it's not like this break up involves six kids or anything.

And Jolie is gunning for full custody for all of them because she doesn't like Pitt's parenting.

[Simon_Jester]

Well, I'm sad to hear about it, and vaguely curious about what went wrong, any time a couple with a decade-deep relationship split up, especially when kids are involved. But I can't say that I'm noticeably sadder than I would be if you told me two random strangers were going through the same thing.

[Flagg]

I took a shit more newsworthy than this.

This isn't in the same multiverse of real news unless you're a sad pathetic fatty who lives their lives vicariously through celebrities. This is a private matter between 2 individuals with children and should be left that way. And I urge that EnterpriseSovereign be horsewhipped, tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail (aka mocked through use of a funny and insulting CT, like "Pooparazzi" or "Celebrity Stalker").

[EnterpriseSovereign]

I took a shit more newsworthy than this.

This isn't in the same multiverse of real news unless you're a sad pathetic fatty who lives their lives vicariously through celebrities. This is a private matter between 2 individuals with children and should be left that way. And I urge that EnterpriseSovereign be horsewhipped, tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail (aka mocked through use of a funny and insulting CT, like "Pooparazzi" or "Celebrity Stalker").

Private? That's fucking hilarious! Is that why #Brangelina topped the world Twitter trend?

[K. A. Pital]

I really hope you're posting this in N&P Ironically...

And I really hope that this is just an accident.

Locked.

Sometimes I use N&P as a proxy for better news than the average tabloid. This is falling into the abyss of something like celebrity fart reporting. I don't think it is a good contribution and I would do all I can to discourage such things. At the very least, this should be in OT.