Secret Gnome Revolution

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-27 12:22am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh I am quivering in my robes

Gnome are nanythng but stealthy. I think the mods let this stay because it is so amusing
Who are you to know of the MODs! We fooled every last one of 'em we did. The only reason it got split 'cause fo you barging in like you own the place! We were busy planting the charges in MOD HQ ok man? then it got canceled cause of you. I hope your happy!

Oh I am. Happy with my gift?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-27 12:22am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Not only are you a sentient creepy awn gnome but you are a SICK sentient creepy lawn gnome.

You humans an dyour obsession of turning everything into a sexual reference. Sheesh.

Here I have a gift for you

http://www.clarkschpiell.com/img/conten ... salbum.jpg

Its...so....beautiful! I love it! There Gimpy, and Salsberry, and Stabby. The whole gang.

Hey! How'd you get a photo of us? Damn you sneaky bastard!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-27 12:24am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Not only can I cst spells, but I am not a bad tinkerer myself...*pulls e-web repeating blaster and fires nt crowd of gnomes*

Murder is a sin

*blasts fly directly over Gnomes heads, causing no harm to them. They're just that damn short*

Fool! You cannot comprehend the impossibly short nature of our peoples! The Gnomish Revolution shall duck under all competition!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-27 12:24am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Not only can I cst spells, but I am not a bad tinkerer myself...*pulls e-web repeating blaster and fires nt crowd of gnomes*

Murder is a sin

Bah, you can never defeat us! We'll just reorder fresh troops! Overnight delivery will be your downfall!

And this is not over, not even close. Only put on hold, while I get my sleep and await UPS' shipment of reinforcements.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-27 12:25am

*sets tripod lower...grumble grumble. continues firing*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-27 12:28am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*sets tripod lower...grumble grumble. continues firing*

Ha, an inconvenience I have caused you! See we can even Yoda-talk!

Is your mind not boggled?

*blasts contune to pass over there noggins*

I think someone needs a shorter tripod! Blehehehehehe! Or do they nto make them that short? Tooooo bad!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-27 12:28am

*tosses a few therma detontors*

Mass murder is an even better sn

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-27 12:31am

I get the feeling this thread will be locked, and we probably SHOULD stop spaming...Continue over PM or AIM?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-27 12:33am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*tosses a few therma detontors*

Mass murder is an even better sn

Gimpy, don't do it!

*Gimpy, the corageous bastard that he is, leaps into action, ducked under repeated blaster fire towards grenades*

DONT BE A HERO!

*Gimpy selflessly throws himself onto the bombs, he armored hide (dont ask!) absorbing the blast completely, but shattering his complex porcelin form*

GIMPY!

This action cannot stand, you will feel the wrath of DA GNOMAGE! CHARGE MY BROTHERS CHARGE!

*A UPS truck drives by and delivers reinforcements, boltering th enumbers as hundreds of Garden Gnomes everywhere come to the scen of the battle*

You shall be overrun creature! The Revolution shall flatten thee!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-03-27 12:34am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I get the feeling this thread will be locked, and we probably SHOULD stop spaming...Continue over PM or AIM?

runnin' away are ya?

Fine lets take it to the PMs, but this thread shall forever be a testament to Gimpy's heroism.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-27 12:35am

Something tells me my prismatic sphere will hold off you assault(considering the fact it is impenetrable and all)

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-27 12:40am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I get the feeling this thread will be locked, and we probably SHOULD stop spaming...Continue over PM or AIM?
runnin' away are ya?

Fine lets take it to the PMs, but this thread shall forever be a testament to Gimpy's heroism.

I think we should take it for all it's worth. Hell, David didn't look it, he merely split it, so maybe the mods DO find some humor in this. Or at least the ones who've seen it.

But if it's PMs you want...

Well, maybe later...MSN has taken a nosedive tonight! Curse you, Gates, curse you!

(EDIT: Ok, Stormbringer, got your PM after I posted this...PM/AIM/IRC it is!)

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-27 09:54am

When I read this, I swore it was about GNOME (the desktop environment)

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-03-27 09:40pm