I haven't posted anywhere drunk as far as I can recall, but I don't drink that often either.
What we need is a clause in the terms of service for the board that says that the following is a violation:
#XYZ "Posting while drunk, in a fit of rage, or under the influence of drugs."
...in order to insert the following into the consequences of breaking the ToS:
"Violation of item #XYZ may result in total unwarranted humiliation by fellow denizens."
I kid you not, this is part of what used to be the ToS for the Heavengames.com forums, though they revamped it, and the funny line from the punishments section was replaced by a temp 1-day ban. A shame.
Edi