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Durandal wrote: They'll tell you they're just "honoring" her, of course, but they devote a day to kissing her ass for allegedly never having sex ... even though the Bible infers that she did. But let's not burden the Church with what the Bible actually says.
That reminds me of the extended campfire scene in Dogma....

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Straha wrote: Second is that Mary was taken up into heaven as is, and didn't die.
They call that the Assumption. :D
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Straha wrote: Second is that Mary was taken up into heaven as is, and didn't die.
They call that the Assumption. :D
A more appropriate name there has never been.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Not all that relegated, but the problem will killing rapists is that it gives them no reason to let their victims live.
Thank you! I wish I could put that in blinking text everytime someone (Shep) brings up the capital crime issue.
I guess the myth of 'justice' really is valued more than consideration for the victim and crime prevention in some legal systems.
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Just so you know I did talk with the Jesuit and the times I mentioned before are the only times Papal Infallibility was used.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Not all that relegated, but the problem will killing rapists is that it gives them no reason to let their victims live.
Thank you! I wish I could put that in blinking text everytime someone (Shep) brings up the capital crime issue.
I guess the myth of 'justice' really is valued more than consideration for the victim and crime prevention in some legal systems.
Why? If a rape victim had a choice between being raped and being murdered, most if not all would choose to be raped. Why should it qualify as a capital crime?
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Durandal wrote:
innerbrat wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Not all that relegated, but the problem will killing rapists is that it gives them no reason to let their victims live.
Thank you! I wish I could put that in blinking text everytime someone (Shep) brings up the capital crime issue.
I guess the myth of 'justice' really is valued more than consideration for the victim and crime prevention in some legal systems.
Why? If a rape victim had a choice between being raped and being murdered, most if not all would choose to be raped. Why should it qualify as a capital crime?
Ummm... are you agreeing with me?
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Oh ... right. I misread. :)
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Problem is they shits often don't get life and have a 70%+ reoffense rate.
Solution: Castration as the punishment for rape. Let's see you try that without a dick.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Problem is they shits often don't get life and have a 70%+ reoffense rate.
Solution: Castration as the punishment for rape. Let's see you try that without a dick.
Digital penetration?
Penetration using a foreign object?

There's lots of ways to commit serious sexual assault, y'know.
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Canadian crime stats showed that in the majority of cases, the perp was unable to complete the sex act, for a variety of reasons. Many of them are actually impotent. Rape is not about sex and it's not about pleasure; it's about misogynism and the desire to subjugate/humiliate a woman.

Rapists aren't out for sexual pleasure; they're out to get revenge for some imagined wrong committed by the entire female half of the species.
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innerbrat wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
Solution: Castration as the punishment for rape. Let's see you try that without a dick.
Digital penetration?
Penetration using a foreign object?

There's lots of ways to commit serious sexual assault, y'know.
True, though I have nothing against castrating them anyway. The reduced hormone level can't hurt, can it?
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Darth Wong wrote:Canadian crime stats showed that in the majority of cases, the perp was unable to complete the sex act, for a variety of reasons. Many of them are actually impotent. Rape is not about sex and it's not about pleasure; it's about misogynism and the desire to subjugate/humiliate a woman.

Rapists aren't out for sexual pleasure; they're out to get revenge for some imagined wrong committed by the entire female half of the species.
Or subjugation in general - Male rape, if less common, is usually also a power/humiliation issue. (Which is probably why it happens in prisons - It's a way of humiliating certain prisoners by the others.)

Still, like I said, I doubt castrating rapists would hurt anything, and it might help at least in some cases. Likewise, considering the sexual and extreme nature of their crimes, it seems a suitable punishment regardless.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay . . . but why 20 yrs? Assuming he gets into a faraway college, that'll only be 3 yrs.
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The Catholic Church can kiss my christian butt!!!! :|
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