Go To Hell!

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-03-27 08:48pm

If God came to you, with an ultimatium that you HAD to, absolutley no questions asked, choose between going to Hell yourself while sending everyone to heaven or going to heaven while everyone else on earth goes to Hell.

Assume that this isn't a test where if you choose wrong God automagically sends you to the infernal pits. In fact if you don't decide, then God'll send everyone, INCLUDING YOU, to Hell.

Credit for this idea comes from the Pointlesswasteoftime forums, where I ripped this idea off from.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-27 08:50pm

No alturism for me.

Go to hell, all of you!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-27 08:52pm

Eh, you assholes can go float around on clouds with winged naked babies. I'm a loner anyway, and, who knows? Maybe Satan and I can have a few laughs down there in gehenna. Don't tell me I never did you any favors.

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-03-27 08:54pm

The Hell?! I had a poll! I saw it before I edited the original message..

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-27 08:55pm

No matter what you choose you end up being alone, the only difference is where you are. I can bore myself to tears in heaven for all eternity or I can be stuck in hell, alone in both cases. No fun in that, I refuse to choose so we can all go to hell and have a big party down there.

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-03-27 08:59pm

aerius wrote:No matter what you choose you end up being alone, the only difference is where you are. I can bore myself to tears in heaven for all eternity or I can be stuck in hell, alone in both cases. No fun in that, I refuse to choose so we can all go to hell and have a big party down there.

Assume the devil decides to keep everyone seperate.

And could a mod add a poll?

Here's the question and options:

If you had to decide..
I'd go to heaven and have everyone else sent to Hell
I'd go to Hell and have everyone else sent to heaven

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-27 09:00pm

aerius wrote:No matter what you choose you end up being alone, the only difference is where you are. I can bore myself to tears in heaven for all eternity or I can be stuck in hell, alone in both cases. No fun in that, I refuse to choose so we can all go to hell and have a big party down there.

Now there's a sensible choice. And I think SD.Net could overthrow the Devil, and install Wong as the new Lord of Darkness!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-03-27 09:04pm

Well, does the benifits of being in heaven include being able to torture those in hell?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-03-27 09:04pm

I'd go to oblivion and take everyone with me

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-27 09:05pm

I choose not to do anything, condemning the world to eternal suffering. I'm indecisive like that.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-27 09:18pm

Cosmic Average wrote:The Hell?! I had a poll! I saw it before I edited the original message..

It's retarded like that. If you edit the original message, the poll disappears. If you edit it again to try and put the original poll back in, you get the new options AND the old options.

Just forget the poll for now.

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-03-27 09:34pm

Dalton wrote:It's retarded like that. If you edit the original message, the poll disappears. If you edit it again to try and put the original poll back in, you get the new options AND the old options.

Just forget the poll for now.

Okay. Thanks.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-03-27 09:38pm

Cosmic Average wrote:
Dalton wrote:It's retarded like that. If you edit the original message, the poll disappears. If you edit it again to try and put the original poll back in, you get the new options AND the old options.

Just forget the poll for now.
Okay. Thanks.

I tried to fix it myself if it means anything

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2003-03-27 10:11pm

Thanks anyway, for the effort.

So you're a mod? Think maybe this belongs in the SLAM forum?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-27 10:23pm

Cosmic Average wrote:Thanks anyway, for the effort.

So you're a mod? Think maybe this belongs in the SLAM forum?

WHAT?! You post to this board, yet know not the great Lord Dalton?! DIE, INFIDEL SCUM!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-27 10:26pm

I'd go up to Heaven, sinve up there alone, it would be like what I do now: Sit alone while everyone else is in Hell, having fun, while I realize that I need to get a social life quick. If it happens that Heaven is where all the parties and dirty dancing stays, then I could just go to Hell and do it.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-27 10:27pm

I would go to Hell so my loved ones would not suffer.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-27 11:01pm

What kind of thing is this, of course in Hell I can enjoy the suffering of Phelps, Hitler, etc...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-03-27 11:12pm

Phelps and hitler are in heaven remember....I would much rather go to hell. You never know, all the stff bout suffering could just be propaganda

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-28 12:20am

I belong in Hell. I don't like anyone else, so I don't want their asses with me. Then when I get there, I'd have to wipe that smirk off Satans' ugly face. Lord of Darkness, eh? Hail to the King baby!

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-03-28 12:33am

Time to go beyond the rim

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-28 12:36am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Time to go beyond the rim

Or to Sublime.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-28 12:36am

Is it really heaven if your mother/wife/children is/are screaming in eternal torment and it's all your fault?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-28 12:38am

I think I'd take the plunge.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-03-28 12:39am

Cosmic Average wrote:If God came to you, with an ultimatium that you HAD to, absolutley no questions asked, choose between going to Hell yourself while sending everyone to heaven or going to heaven while everyone else on earth goes to Hell.

Assume that this isn't a test where if you choose wrong God automagically sends you to the infernal pits. In fact if you don't decide, then God'll send everyone, INCLUDING YOU, to Hell.

Credit for this idea comes from the Pointlesswasteoftime forums, where I ripped this idea off from.

I'd give myself so others could go to Heaven. Fortunately, that's not necessary (John 3:16 - 18).

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