Holy jesus
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russellb6666
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Save the Trees: Wipe your ass with an owl
I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here
unleash the power of mediocrity
It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
Brotherhood of the Monkey
unleash the power of mediocrity
It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
Brotherhood of the Monkey
Re: Holy jesus
Ok, we can't eat animals, now we can't eat plants, what now then, eat space ice cream for meals? Or maybe just dairy products, I suppose you could live on milk, doesn't it have everything you need?kojikun wrote:My mom feels sorry for plants when we eat them..................................
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Darth Gojira
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Superman wrote:I feel sorry for the sperm that die because of my masturbation. Do you know that they live for about 10 minutes after ejaculation? They sit there on your towel in the hamper saying "help us, it's dark in here" while you go about your business. Damn, I am depressed. Oh well, I am off to kill some sperm cells.
(singing) "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,...."
Couln't resist
Hokey masers and giant robots are no match for a good kaiju at your side, kid
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
Do you not believe in Thor, the Viking Thunder God? If not, then do you consider your state of disbelief in Thor to be a religion? Are you an AThorist?-Darth Wong on Atheism as a religion
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Raoul Duke, Jr.
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Re: Holy jesus
Oh, no no no, my poor confused hippie son! Milk is an animal product! The only thing we can eat now is rocks! (And we'll get around to guilt tripping you about slaughtering the poor innocent rocks soon enough, too!)Shrykull wrote:Ok, we can't eat animals, now we can't eat plants, what now then, eat space ice cream for meals? Or maybe just dairy products, I suppose you could live on milk, doesn't it have everything you need?kojikun wrote:My mom feels sorry for plants when we eat them..................................
I say eat the plants, eat the animals, and eat every neurotic pencil-dicked pussy-assed no-load numb-nuts fat-headed fucknut who tries to stop you!
Heh. That felt good.
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BlackWarMewtwo
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