That reminds me of the extended campfire scene in Dogma....Durandal wrote: They'll tell you they're just "honoring" her, of course, but they devote a day to kissing her ass for allegedly never having sex ... even though the Bible infers that she did. But let's not burden the Church with what the Bible actually says.
"Joseph and Mary had sex?!"
"All the time! I heard she was a screamer! Jesus used to tell me stories about hearing them through the walls when he was a kid!"