So...Who Here's Been In Jail?

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-03-28 03:45am

Just once for vandalism...

Couple of years ago we've choosen a cornfield for our weekly paintball match. After we ran out of ammo we used "corn grenades".
The man who was living at the edge of the field warned the cops.
I only spent a day in the police office. We've agreed with the farmer and paid for his corns.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-03-28 03:50am

OK, so it's not the cells, but I've spent the night in a police medical facility, being swabbed out in rather personal places. I've spent more time than I care beign interviewed in police offices, but have only ever been in the cells to give fingerprints.

Adelfi · Post by **Adelfi** » 2003-03-28 04:29am

Been in a few times just over the weekend type stuff usually.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-28 10:38am

innerbrat wrote:OK, so it's not the cells, but I've spent the night in a police medical facility, being swabbed out in rather personal places. I've spent more time than I care beign interviewed in police offices, but have only ever been in the cells to give fingerprints.

*hugs Debi*

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-03-28 10:51am

There's no chance in hell I'm going to one of these prisons here. There are people waiting for over 4 years for charges to be MADE against them! Never mind that the overpopulation is like 10 to 1.

I always bribe the damn pigs. If it seemed that I had to go to prison, even for a minor crime, I'd rather resist arrest or die trying.

SHODAN · Post by **SHODAN** » 2003-03-28 03:50pm

If RIAA ruled the world most messages to this board would be posted from prison, I believe.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-28 04:06pm

No jail.

One ticket ($100CDN). For failing to yield coming out a driveway. It was a really icy day. I wasn't paying attention and was coming out a little fast, I couldn't stop in time... small fender bender. Although I could have blamed it on the ice (the cop even said this), I knew I was negligent, and did not want the poor woman to have to pay for anything..... how's that for goody-two-shoes?

...although I'm deserving of a few speeding tickets, but those damn quebec cops make it too easy.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-03-28 04:30pm

8 months, for possetion of explosives. (they weren't sure if I was crazy, or an adrenaline junky with not the best of judgement.)
Being a veteran, honorably discharged with a purple heart, and an other wise spotless criminal record, changed a mandatory 4 year sentence, to time served, plea bargain.

I still like fireworks, the bigger the better.

I just can't have any of my OWN.