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Good I have a New Avatar for the Occsiasion

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*stares wide-eyed at Mr Beans new avatar*

Woah....thats really kinda....weird....

Kinda reminds me of Yuri (C&C). Except less.....bald....
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Is your new avatar supposed to reflect your status as a Royal Flame Warrior, Bean?
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Prehaps

Or prehaps to reflect my true status?

For we are the King Makers, When the people look for someone to rule it is we who decided who they will see, Who they will rally behind aginst the Enemy, they need a figurehead and that is what we can provide....

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It was my intetion to be the sole prosecutor of Kyp, but I will share if necessary.

In addition to Terrorism, and Genocide, I'd like to bring him up on pedophilia (hitting on Jaina before she was legal), U/A under the UCMJ for the acts of Kyp's Dozen, Vigilantiesm (sp?) for a number of acts, Assault (Qwi Xux), Forging of an official Statement under the UCMJ (Rebirth), and attempting to splinter the Jedi Order (that has to be something)

Probably going overboard, but I really hate the guy.

And while we are on the subject, can we try KJA for crimes against humanity?
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I have a couple of more thoughts: Is Anakin being tried for Treason against the Empire... or Treason against the Jedi? In addition, this case will be much more difficult, as the full extent of Vader's crimes are not anywhere close to being known.

As for the Kyp trial, I think we need to *shudder tap the Lit. boards at TFN for defense attorneys. There are a fair amount of Kyp fans there. Also are we going to allow "possesion" as a defense, and need to prove he was still accountable for his own actions, or will that excuse be thrown out the window?

A few more suggestions:
Wedge Antilles: Crimes of Passion (revenge for the destruction of Gus Teta Station)
Grd Adm. Thrawn: Misappropriation of Imperial Resources in the Unknown Regions/Espionage (the tech sharing), traitor to the Chiss?
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Mr Bean wrote:Good I have a New Avatar for the Occsiasion
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the Trial for Vader I will reveal the charges in time
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no excepting comgrate on light of my promotion
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Also are we going to allow "possesion" as a defense, and need to prove he was still accountable for his own actions, or will that excuse be thrown out the window?
This is not Star-Trek, The Gee I was possesed by an Evil Alien Entitiy Defense does not work. Remeber though Kyp was fighting Kum when he faced down Han, NOW-WHERE do we see or hear him when he tried to blow up Daala or killed his Brother, Nor when he Assult Qui
Dimised Sapeince is thier name for Temporary Insanity and that does not work either because he sure as heck was not crazy

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Bean, does you avatar mean procecution or defense?
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Its servers two purposes, One showing the Classic one behind the Throne, Who picks the ones who rule? We do
Who decided who the public shall salute? We do
Who keeps the Metric System down? We do


That and my biting Witt, This is the most Serious Bean I could find for the occsion

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Heres another charge:

Lando, for the murder of all the civillian contractors at work building the second Death Star

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Actually, the words were:

"Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do. We do. etc."

And I think Lando should be tried for violating anti-trust laws by creating numerous corporate monopolies (like the one on Nkllon, or his Gem Diver Station).
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"Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do. We do. etc."
To quote exactly would be plagraism why I only take one line :D

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Can we try DarkStar for crimes against sanity?
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Bean, do you want procecutor or defense?
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Hang em High Proscution is what calls me GAT

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Mr Bean wrote:Hang em High Proscution is what calls me GAT



Kyp or Vader?
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Which trial is first?

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Mr Bean wrote:Which trial is first?



Vader most likely.
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GAT, have all the posts been filled yet.
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Mr. B wrote:GAT, have all the posts been filled yet.




I'll post them again right now.
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